Classic funny quotations on Christmas Eve

1. When listening to the sermon in the church, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

2. My Christmas wish is: the school collapses, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

If an old man throws you into a bag at Christmas, don't be afraid, because what I want for Christmas is you.

4. How many women were tricked into eating apples on Christmas Eve, but ended up eating bananas!

You can hug me when you see me at Christmas. This is my Christmas present to you, because I have no money.

6. Christmas Eve is fine, so is Christmas, but you must pass the final exam!

Christmas is coming. Do you want to ask my address to give me a present? If not, I'll ask later.