German homophonic joke

Zwei Qom Pailes, Edgar Rolfe and triffin left an hour later. Flug Rolfe: Hey, do you have anything to say? Edgar Schutter, Sai Ning Kopf and Antwerp: "Yes, Ben Duchegephelan." Flaget Rolf Witt: "How are you?" Edgar: "Yes, I think so, but I have a shelf 30 feet high. I am 30 feet high." Rolf: "Really? Really?" Edgar: But I hate it! Rolf flug Tite: "What do you want?" Stop ... '

After a while, Edgar and Rolfe met again.

Rolf asked, "Hey, did you get your driver's license or not?"

Edgar shook his head and replied, "Hey, I didn't pass the exam."

Rolf asked again, "Why didn't you pass the exam?"

Edgar: "I was driving all the time, and then I met a traffic roundabout with the number" 30 "written on it, and then I asked to go around the roundabout 30 times."

Rolf said, "Then what?"

Edgar: "Then I failed."

Rolf asked angrily, "Have you counted clearly ..."

A Porsche sports car in 260 yuan, Chen Sa? e，als er pl？ This is a good example. I don't trust Lincoln's arm. Let Kraft leave with his bag and luggage. A Polish head of state came to his Porsche headquarters and spent a pleasant evening there. He lives in new york. Poirot Ferrer: "What is this?" Porsche: My Porsche, my Porsche, my school? Ner Porsche. Fuehrer: "You can't take your car!" " ! Your arm is hurt! Porschefahrer (watching with Mr. Lincoln): "Oh, my God!" Fuehrer: "His arm is his Porsche!" " Porsche Owner: My Rolex! My Rolex!

A driver was driving his Porsche in the street at a speed of 260 miles per hour, suddenly veered off the lane and ran into a tree. The driver lost his left arm in the accident. He climbed out of the ruins with his last strength and leaned against the tree. Fortunately, a Polo driver happened to pass by and saw the burning Porsche and the driver. He got out of the car and rushed to the Porsche driver.

Polo owner: "What's going on?"

Porsche owner: "My Porsche, my Porsche, my beautiful Porsche ..."

Polo owner: "Don't worry about your car! You are missing an arm! "

Porsche owner (looking at his left in surprise): "Oh, my God!"

Polo owner: "The arm is much more important than your Porsche!" "

Porsche owner: "My Rolex watch! My Rolex! "

There is a little joke about traffic in China:

What's the matter? Premier China?

Well, Li Dong.

Without explanation

Do you work with Su Qi?

I don't like Shi Bi.

Another German homophonic joke