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A 600-word tidbit composition between classes
Ten minutes before class, my classmates and I often play various games together. "The eagle catches the chicken" stimulates fun, "touching" is tense and interesting, "yo-yo" is novel and interesting, "123 wooden head" exercises students' reaction ability, "kicking shuttlecock", "jumping rubber bands" and "playing table tennis" exercises our physical strength and enhances students' cooperative spirit. ...
After class today, the students picked up the tools to blow bubbles and played. You see, some students blow with their heads tilted, some students blow with their faces upturned, and some jump and laugh and chase bubbles ... Some of the bubbles blown out float like colorful balloons, some chase and frolic in the air like urchins in colorful clothes, some three or four stick together like whispering, and some fall in droves like airborne troops ... I dipped some soapy water in the blowpipe and blew it gently. Suddenly, a small hole appeared at the nozzle. I carefully put the "Dabao Gourd" on the table and blew two small bubbles on it. Wow, a lovely "Mickey Mouse" was born! Looking at my "masterpiece", I couldn't help laughing proudly.
"The cat bit the mouse, run!" I looked down and saw a "cat" crouching on the light rain table. It's after my Mickey Mouse! What a coincidence, at this critical moment, I only heard a light sound, which was the sound of the bubble bursting! Alas, my "Mickey Mouse" was at a loss and was "killed". "Oh, what a failure!" I secretly blame Mickey mouse in my heart. Looking at Xiao Yu's smug appearance, I was not to be outdone, and smiled and said, "Hum! If you can blow "cat", I won't blow "tiger" and bite you to death! " I put the flashlight dipped in soapy water in my mouth, stared at my eyes, puffed up my cheeks and blew hard. I am happy to see the tiger getting bigger and bigger. "Look who blew the bubbles!" I was just thinking about it when I heard a muffled sound of "Bang" and the body of "Tiger" exploded. What a bother! The onlookers sighed involuntarily: "Oh dear! What a pity! " "How did it break?" "Don't worry, be careful." ..... I also secretly comforted myself.
Self: "Nothing, blow again." I blew it carefully again. ...
"Ding Lingling, Ding Lingling ..." At this moment, the bell rang, but I quickly put away the tools for blowing bubbles and said to Xiaoyu, "Come back after the second class, and I must kill your cat!" "Ha ha ha, in the end!" We smiled at each other and returned to our seats, happily preparing for the second class.
Ah, ten minutes is very short, but it brings us unlimited fun. It makes students happy physically and mentally, makes intense study easier, makes students' thinking more active, makes the friendship between classmates deeper, and makes our life colorful!
Hello. Everybody! This is super seven plus two. Quick, get the camera ready, smash the tripod, light, microphone, microphone, music! Get ready, the performance will start soon!
Lens number 1: class joke.
Time: 2007, location: classroom, people: geography teacher and my classmates. Event replay: At the beginning of the class, the geography teacher came in with a stack of books: "Today we are going to talk about peninsulas and islands (yǐ)", and a burst of laughter broke out at the scene. The students kept repeating: "Ha ha ha, islands (yǐ)", "islands (yǐ), ah ha ha". "Quiet" the teacher shouted, and the classroom was immediately silent, and the teacher's face immediately showed a triumphant smile. Really: "The tiger is not arrogant. Do you think I am a sick cat?"
Scene 2: 10 minutes between classes.
Another break of 10 minutes, 40 minutes for 10 minutes, which is a bit of a loss in theory, but don't waste it! By this time, the lively atmosphere in my class has resumed. Some tell jokes, some games touch the door, some games touch the wall, and wonderful performances are staged. The students are playing all kinds of tricks, which are different. Look, our clown is happy to play with the top. "The old class is coming!" The students immediately quieted down and pretended to read. But "clown" is different. He rushed out when he saw the teacher turn around. As a result, the teacher turned around again and caught him red-handed Poor clown, why do you want to "know that there are tigers in the mountains, but take sides with' Tiger Mountain'? After a while, there was a burst of warm applause.
Scene 3: After class.
Recently, my compatriots have been fidgeting. When class is over, "What time is it?" "How many minutes?" The voice of "Oh, my God" is flying all over the sky. Please read the tidbits: Mr. C has been fiddling with his broken watch called 65438+ 1920s in the next class, and from time to time he openly puts on a "show" on the table. After class is over, he will say, "Countdown. 5, 4, 3, (the bell has rung), 2, 1 "haha", "no", "hee hee" and "not reliable at all". Oh, it turns out that watches are used to count down. No wonder countless heroes in the class have been fooled. Unfortunately, it is a pity that the voice of "haha" has been coming.
All right, stop! Today's grades are good. We made three episodes. Let's take a break and shoot tomorrow. Let's go!
The second article
Middle school is the beginning of life, the turning point of life and the great record of life. In this record, there are songs and laughter of each of our classmates. ...
First of all, we are sunny.
On weekdays, on campus, we talk about everything. Girls and girls discuss their studies together, but sometimes we talk about stories about entertainment news, entertainment events about a star or newly published pop songs, and sometimes we tell jokes together ... (Girls). Boys will also chat with you in one of my groups. Their personalities are completely different. Some boys are still immersed in reading during recess, that is, they ask questions from other students at most, and don't say a word if they have nothing to do with it. Like most boys, they will talk about football and basketball games on TV together ... Sometimes boys and girls will be very excited when chatting together, and they will smile one by one. ...
Second, we hesitate in pain.
After all, life in junior high school is different from that in primary school. Every day, we have to do a lot of homework, do exercises and recite texts ... all the students can't breathe. Even so, everyone can finish it with good quality and quantity, because we know: "All the study is to lay the foundation for the future, and the efforts now will definitely pay off!" ! !
Third, we are carefree.
For us, every day is a carefree life except studying. We don't have to work to make money, and we don't have to look for family account. That was after we grew up. You just need to study hard now and achieve something in the future. So we are really carefree!
Middle school life is a picturesque time, and it is the season of flying amber dreams.
There are n details of our life in a major discipline of life, which will make us memorable and infatuated!
After the first class in the afternoon, when I was worried about how to relax myself, Jia Han suddenly said mysteriously to me, "I have already told Lu Nian about this." This puzzling remark aroused my curiosity, so I grabbed Jia Han and asked, "What's the matter? What is it? " The "hateful" Jia Han not only didn't tell me, but also gloated: "I won't tell you, anyway, I have told Lu Nian." Jia Han said, and deliberately shook his head, a pair of resolutely refused to say. In desperation, I had to "grovel" and say to Jia Han, "Jia Han, tell me, tell me." But Jia Han didn't appreciate it. He still shook his head with a hand and looked helpless. I grabbed Lu Nian in anger and asked, "What did Jia Han tell you this morning?" Lu Nian listened and smiled: "Oh, it's like this ..." At this moment, Jia Han suddenly covered Lu Nian's mouth and shouted: "Well, how dare you betray me and tell you not to tell anyone." Embarrassed Lu Nian is very unwilling. She tried to get rid of Jia Han's "talons", but Jia Han refused to let go and covered Lu Nian more closely. Lu Nianchao winked at me, and I got the message and pulled her out, which not only helped my good friend escape from the "crisis", but also gave her a chance to tell me that. Seeing that Jia Han was outnumbered, he was about to let go. At this moment, the damn passerby Jiang Jiwei came over and asked with interest, "What are you doing?" "I want you to take care of it." I said impatiently. Without further ado, Jiang Jiwei came to help Jia Han drag Liu Nian into the classroom. At this point, Lu Nian has inadvertently become our tool for tug-of-war. Looking at Jiang Jiwei of Maili, I was very angry. It's none of your business. I can really be a policeman in the Pacific. Looking at my "nine-yin white bone claw", Jiang Jiwei was caught off guard and had to let go of the hand holding Liu Nian's arm with a "ouch". At this time, Jia Han seems to be off guard. Lu nian and I seem to have given a good opportunity. We rushed out of the classroom and ran to the toilet. Wake up Jiang Jiwei and Jia Han hurriedly chased out of the classroom. Seeing that they were about to catch up, Lu Nian and I had to run to the ladies' room in despair. But Jiang Qiwei and Jia Han didn't want us to leave like this. They really became "generals" guarding toilets. At this point, a farce triggered by Jia Han's words reached its climax. When we are in the stinking toilet, we will feel unspeakable pleasure when we recall those anxious, happy and funny scenes just now. "Jiang Qiwei and Jia Han, let us out!" Liu Nian and I yelled tacitly. ......
After class, I was still reminiscing about the tit-for-tat with Jiang Qiwei and Jia Han, and I couldn't help feeling, who said there was no fun at school?
Accompanied by the bell of Rinrin Bell, we flew out of the classroom and ran to the playground like happy birds, and the playground immediately became boiling.
This is the day when the flag raising ceremony is held every Monday. We lined up neatly, wearing blue and white school uniforms and bright red scarves for the flag-raising ceremony. The flag has started. The flag bearer, holding a bright five-star red flag, walked neatly to the flagpole with the flag bearer. The flag bearer quickly inserted the red flag on the flagpole. The flag has begun to be raised. We are paying attention, and the red flag is slowly rising. In this solemn scene, we all didn't speak and remained silent, only the national anthem echoed in the air. The following is the teacher's speech under the national flag. We also listened carefully, because children are always lost these days. Therefore, the topic of the teacher's speech is also about safety: the teacher told us, first, to take the road, not the path. Second: Don't go into Internet cafes. Third: Don't go with strangers. We have a lot of safety knowledge in mind.
We began to do gymnastics. The name of our gymnastics is "colorful sunshine", because this name is a sports activity that yearns for sunshine every day. Accompanied by beautiful music, we do neat gymnastics, we do it according to the beat seriously, and the movements become very beautiful. As long as we exercise every day, we can be healthy.
We finished gymnastics and started the game. Some junior students play clapping games, some jump rope, some middle school students play cards, some bungee jumping, some senior students play yo-yo and some basketball ~ ~ ~
Rinrin bell, the class bell rang, and the playground became quiet again.
Jingle bells! Jingle bells! "The bell rang, and it's time for us to have a happy rest.
My classmates and I went to the classroom corridor to jump rubber bands.
First, two students spread out the rubber bands with their feet and pulled them into a long rectangular pattern, and then took turns to upgrade and jump. We use "stone, scissors, cloth" to decide the order. Let me start the first game. I jumped in with one foot in the front and one foot in the back, and my feet quickly pulled the rubber band apart. Then I stepped on the rubber band line and pulled the two rubber bands apart. The students standing next to me all read the words: "addition, subtraction, multiplication and division"; Some students shouted for me.
I played the second game, just as I jumped to the third game, I was secretly pleased when my classmates read "divide", and I was going to pass the third level. As a result, I accidentally fell on my back. The classmates next to him smiled when they looked at it. "Ha ha ha ha-"
"Ha ha" I watched my classmates laugh, and I smiled happily touching my ass. At this time, the students laughed more happily, and laughter filled the whole corridor.
"Jingle bells, Jingle bells!" The bell rang for class. The laughter suddenly quieted down during the break, and the students returned to the classroom to prepare for class.
Ding Lingling, the bell rang, and when the teacher said "class is over", we squeezed out of the classroom like birds. This time, the originally deserted campus suddenly became lively. The playground suddenly turned into a sea of joy, full of laughter and laughter everywhere.
You see, on the parallel bars, male students and female students are fighting for the bar, with one male student and one female student. The boys are ready to "fight". Look, the students in the first group have already started the competition. Male students are like tigers. From the beginning, they wanted to give female students a "duel", and female students were not to be outdone. They are like clever swallows. The boys couldn't catch up with her, but she ran faster and faster and soon "beat" the boys.
Over there, four little girls are jumping rubber bands. They are like a clever swallow. Ordinary rubber bands jump out of many patterns.
The class began and the students crowded into the classroom again. The playground was empty and the campus was calm again. Ten minutes before class is over.
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