Translation of witticisms and short stories a 1

Jim met two friends in the street. "Come to my apartment for dinner," he said.

"You can see the whole city from my bedroom window." Jim met two friends in the street. "Come to my apartment for dinner," he said. "Other designated uses can be seen from my bedroom window."

His two friends agreed, and they went back to his apartment building with Jim.

Lives on the 40th floor. His two friends agreed to go back to the apartment building with Jim, who lives on the 40th floor.

However, when they arrived, the elevator broke down. "Sorry," said Jim, but when they arrived, the elevator broke down. "I'm sorry," said Jim.

We have to walk. We're going to walk.

"But this is 40 stories! Tai Caliso said. But its 40th floor! They said.

"We climbed and talked," said Jim. "You can tell me the new joke you have heard." "We will talk all the time because we are climbing the mountain," said Jim. Can you tell me a new joke that you have heard?

When we get to my apartment, I will tell you a story. "His friends agreed that they

Start climbing forty flights of stairs. At last they reached the top floor.

Standing outside Jim's apartment. When we arrived at my apartment, I told you a story, "His friends agreed to climb the 40th floor stairs. Finally, they reached the top floor and stood outside Jim's apartment.

"Now tell us a good story," said his friends. "Now, please tell us a good story," said his friend.

Jim looked at them sadly and said, "Once upon a time, a man met two friends. Jim looked at them sadly and said, "Once upon a time, a man met two friends.

He invited them to his apartment on the fortieth floor. The elevator is broken, and

They had to climb forty flights of stairs. When they reached the fortieth floor, he put

He searched in his pocket for the key to the apartment door. It's not there. Then he

Remember where it is. In his car. "He invited them to his apartment on the 40th floor. The elevator broke down and they had to climb the stairs on the 40th floor. When they reached the fortieth floor, he said that he had put the key to the apartment in his pocket. Not here. Then he remembered that it was there. This is in his car.

The best salesman in the world.

Harry saw an advertisement in the window. It says, "Wanted. The best salesman in the world. Top salary. " Harry saw an advertisement in the window, which read: "Recruitment, the best salesman in the world, high salary."

"I am a great salesman," Harry told himself. "I can sell anything. I'm going in to apply for that job. " "I'm a good salesman," Harry thought. "I can sell anything. I'm going to apply for this job."

He went into the building and talked to the manager. "I am the best salesman in the world," he said. "Give me this job." He walked into the store and said to the manager, "I am the best salesman in the world." He said, "Give me this job."

"You must prove that you are the best," said the manager. "You must prove that you are the best," said the manager.

"I will pass every test you give me," Harry told him. "I will pass all the exams you gave me," Harry said to him.

"Very good." "good"

The manager took out a box of sweets from his desk. The manager took out a box of sweets from his desk.

"Last week, I bought a box of this candy." If you can sell it all before the weekend, you can get the job. ""I bought 1000 boxes of candy last week. If you can sell them all within this week, I'll give you the job. "

"It's easy," said Harry. "It's easy," said Harry.

He left the office with the box of candy. He left the office with this box of candy.

Every day all day, he walks from one store to another, trying to sell boxes of candy.

He can't sell it. Harry is busy running from shop to shop every day, trying to sell sugar, but he doesn't sell a box.

The candy tastes so bad that he can't even give it away. The sugar is so bad that he can't even give it away. At the end of the week, he went back to the manager. "Excuse me, sir," he said. "I was wrong about myself. I am not the best salesman in the world, but I know who is. " At the weekend, he went back to the manager. "I'm sorry, sir," he said. "I was wrong about myself. I am not the best salesman in the world, but I know who is. "

"Oh," said the manager. "who?" "Oh," said the manager, "who is it?"

"The man who sold you a thousand boxes of this candy," said Harry. "The man who sold you a thousand boxes of candy," said Harry. You need it more than I do. You need it more than I do.

In many big cities, people can't find jobs. Sometimes they don't want to work, but sometimes they have no work to do. In many big cities, people have no jobs. Sometimes they don't want to work, but sometimes they have no job at all.

Some of them beg for money. Some of them sell matches or swindlers, others sell flowers. Some of these people beg for money, some sell matches or cheap pens, and some sell flowers.

Chu Xiang Chen never gives money to beggars. "People should work for money," he believes. He also thinks that everyone has a job, but this is not the case. Chen Anlu never gives money to beggars. He thinks people should work to make money. He also mistakenly believes that everyone will have a job.

One day, while he was waiting for the bus, a beggar came up to him and asked for money. The beggar is an old woman wearing old and dirty clothes. She has no shoes and is selling some sweet flowers. One day, while he was waiting for the bus, a beggar came up to him and asked for money. The beggar is an old woman, wearing old and dirty clothes and no shoes. The flowers she sells smell good.

"Give an old lady ten dollars, sir," she said to Andrew. "I haven't eaten for three days." "Give me ten dollars, sir." She begged Chen Anlu, "I haven't eaten for three days."

"I won't give you ten dollars," Andrew said. "I won't give you ten dollars." Chen Anlu said.

"Then, sir, how about five dollars?" Said the poor old woman. "That's enough for me to buy two pieces of bread."

"Well, how about five dollars, sir?" The poor old woman continued to beg, "that's enough for me to buy two pieces of bread."

"No," Andrew said. "No" Chen Anlu refused.

"How about a dollar?" said the old woman. "I can buy an orange for one dollar."

"So, a dollar?" The old woman continued, "I can buy an orange for one dollar."

"I don't have a dollar," Andrew said. "Now go away."

"I don't have a dollar, please go away." Chen Anlu said.

The old man looked at him sadly and then gave him her flowers.

The old woman looked at him sadly and then gave her flowers to Chen Anlu.

"Here you are, sir," she said. "You have these. You need them more than I do. "

"Here you are, sir." The old woman said, "Take these flowers. You need them more than I do. "

14

Jill Jones found a new job in another part of the city. She has to go to work by train every day.

There are only two people on the train. She read the newspaper with a well-dressed man.

On the way, the man suddenly began to tear his newspaper to pieces.

With that, he sat down and closed his eyes. He slept the rest of the journey. The next day, Jill Jones boarded the same train. It's the well-dressed man sitting there reading the newspaper.

On the way, the man began to tear up his newspaper. Then he picked up the pieces, opened the window and threw them all out.

When he finished, he sat down, closed his eyes and slept for the rest of the journey.

This situation lasted for a week and happened every day.

Finally, on Friday, Jill Jones talked to a man.

"Excuse me, sir," she said. I don't want you to be rude. I want to ask you a question. When we were halfway through the trip, you tore up your newspaper, opened the window and threw the pieces out. Please tell me, sir, why did you do this? "

A well-dressed man smiled. "I have a very simple reason," he said. "I like sleeping to kill the second half of the journey, but if the train is crowded with elephants, I can't sleep. So I threw the newspaper at the elephant. It prevents them from getting into the train. "

But there are no elephants here! "She said!

"I know," he said, "so I throw newspapers very effectively!"