April Fool's joke (classic joke that makes you laugh till your stomach hurts)

Holidays forgotten by us: April Fool's Day. When we were young, all the April Fools' Day we spent were lies. Gradually, we grow up and seem to feel how naive we used to be. Is the more you grow up, the more lonely you get! This April Fool's Day, I will give you some classic jokes to forget my unhappiness.

First, I want to see the pig run to the Tang Priest: "Bajie, you run two steps to show the teacher."

Pig: "Master, why do you suddenly want to see your apprentice run away?"

Tang Priest: "Hey, I'm ashamed to say that I grew up as a teacher in a temple and never blew pork. I want to see the pigs run. "

2. Angry customer: "Boss, how much is this crab?"

Boss: "188 yuan a catty."

Customer: "It's too expensive, don't take it."

The boss pointed to the crab: "This crab just died, 18 yuan Jin."

Customer: "Why did you suddenly die?"

The boss glanced at him: "It's too expensive for anyone to buy. I'm so angry."

Summary: Look, anger is worthless. You should be happy when you are alive, and you should not be too bitter.

Third, Tang Yan went to find a blind date spider scene and asked Tang Yan, "Do you have a car?"

Tang Priest: "I don't know if Rolls Royce is a car."

Spider Spirit asked again, "Do you have a room?"

The Tang Priest said with a smile, "Three villas plus five suites, I don't know if they count as rooms."

Spider spirit is excited: "Then how much money do you have?"

Tang Priest: "Three banks add another 200 million, I don't know if they are rich."

The Tang Priest is serious: "But I don't have any of these."

Spider essence: "lying in the trough, there is nothing to talk about."

Tang Priest: "But my father has these."

Spider essence: "Your father's is yours."

Tang Priest: "Rolls-Royce and deposit are burned. If you want to search for quick CAD of villas on the Internet, you can take away the design drawings for free in a daily map, whether it is a villa or a suite. "

I thought it was a shop. Oh, my God, it's so cold. Passing a shop, I saw the words written at the door: mink 50 yuan, down jacket 20 yuan, summer dress 10 yuan, children's wear 5 yuan. ......

I went in and picked out three down jackets and two minks, and left them for the boss's wife, 200 yuan, and left!

The proprietress is crazy, riding a big broken bicycle and holding a big brick. Stop, I'm from the dry cleaner. ...

I took a fancy to the girl that your matchmaker introduced to Lao Wang. After meeting, the girl went blind in one eye. Lao Wang found the matchmaker and asked him why he didn't tell him at the beginning.

Matchmaker: "Why didn't I tell you? At that time, I said that the girl had a crush on you at first sight. "

Six, power failure A brother bought eye drops, ordered two drops after returning home, closed his eyes and rolled his eyes, opened his eyes, it was dark, and suddenly he couldn't see anything.

What kind of eye drops did you buy? Two drops will make you blind! Suddenly fell off the chair, kicked the table over and cried.

At this time, his wife scolded: "You are getting more and more nervous. The power outage scared you like this. "

7. There is a new classmate in Ma Ban. His name is "",and he will call the roll at the beginning of school.

The head teacher didn't know how to read it, so he said, "Has the horse fork arrived yet?"

A Chinese teacher with a little literary accomplishment called the roll and said, "Has Wan arrived yet?"

The PE teacher shouted bluntly, "Have a herd of horses arrived yet?"

The history teacher didn't like the name very much: "Is the dismemberment here?"

The math teacher was more direct: "Has Ma 6 arrived yet?"

The art teacher is the most vivid: "Has Xu Beihong arrived yet?"

The director of the Academic Affairs Office finally unified the name: Sanma!

Universal comment area, who can tell me his name?

March came, April came, and April Fool's Day came again. Don't mind having fun on April Fool's Day.