River god and farmer

# Mary Sue's Love Story #

# River God Thousand × Farmer Kai #

00

"Ahem ..."

The throat began to itch again, and Karry sat by the river in thin clothes and gaunt face.

At this time, a white light flashed on the water.

Karry opened his eyes wide and saw a man dressed in white, like a fallen fairy, standing on the water.

"Ghost!" Karry threw a stone at the man directly, but the stone penetrated his body and didn't touch him.

Karry was afraid.

"Who the hell are you?"

With a loving smile on his face, the man seems to be looking at his ignorant son. He raised his hands and held a bottle in one hand. The only difference is that one bottle is gold and the other is silver.

"Young farmer, did you drop this piece of gold throat or this piece of silver throat?"

Karry: "..."

Karry picked up a handful of stones from the ground and threw them at the river god. "Demons and ghosts leave quickly!"

The river god was indifferent, still with a loving smile, and continued to hold the bottle. "Young farmer, did you drop this piece of gold throat or this piece of silver throat?"

Karry: "..."

What a psycho!

Karry can only make a choice, "I want Balala's wand!"

The smile of the river god suddenly froze.

0 1

The name of the river god is Jackson Yi.

I slept soundly underwater, but I was awakened by the cough on the river bank.

As an amiable river god, he certainly can't be angry. Keep smiling and face life with a smile. Treat the coughing little farmer as if he were his most stubborn son.

So Jackson Yi kindly surfaced. "Young farmer, did you lose this gold throat piece or this silver throat piece?"

I didn't expect that son, no, that farmer was so ungrateful and wanted Balala's wand! Even threw stones at him! Although I can't hit it at all!

But still so angry! Who is not a baby yet!

Believe it or not, this river god beats your chest with his little fist!

However, the river god still smiles even though he misses mmp in his heart. "Sorry, dear farmer, this business is not available at present."

Karry: "..."

Are you selling medicine or China Mobile! !

"I don't want to take medicine." Karry sat on the ground with a bitter face. "It's really poisonous. The toxicity of drugs will defile my pure soul."

Jackson E: "..."

Jackson yee's smile finally disappeared. He walked to the ground with a straight face, regardless of Karry's resistance, opened his mouth and stuffed the golden throat into it. "Give me medicine quickly and don't disturb this river god to sleep."

Karry was forced to swallow his golden voice. His eyes were red, he stepped back and beat his chest painfully. "You and I have no cause, why do you want to kill me! Isn't it a multiple choice question? Three short and one long choose the longest, I choose A! "

Jackson yee: "... get out."

There are always only two options. Where are the three short and one long? I am very confused about English multiple-choice questions!

Tonight's river god especially wants to curse.

02

A few days later, Karry came again.

His cough has gone away this time.

Knowing that he misunderstood the kindness of the river god, he came to thank him. To this end, he prepared a lot of yellow paper and prepared to burn some paper for the river god.

So when Jackson Yi's black face emerged from the bottom of the water, Karry used a fan to burn paper and bake sweet potatoes. Seeing Jackson Yi coming, he took his hand and said, "Look, the sweet potato is ripe."

Jackson Yi: What are you doing?

"I'm studying how ancient humans invented cooked food, which is a great discovery in human history ..."

"Speak human words."

"I'm hungry."

They looked at each other, and Jackson yee's eyes glanced at the burning yellow paper. "What should I do? Is this your food too? "

"Oh, I remember, ghosts are short of money. I burned some paper for you ..."

Jackson yee the veins stood out suddenly and violently on his forehead, "I am a river god! If I am a ghost, how can you hug me! "

"Isn't it said in the novel that all ghosts can meet humans?" Karry is confident. "Even the river gods are short of money!"

Jackson Yi thinks he will be angry with Karry sooner or later. With a straight face, he seriously taught Karry to get back on track. "Feudal superstition is unacceptable. There are no ghosts in this world. We must believe in the core values of socialism and believe in science. "

"Oh ..." Karry took a bite of sweet potato. "Rich and strong, democratic ..."

Karry recited the socialist core values from beginning to end, and then plausibly said, "Look, you haven't been lost by the socialist core values! Explain that the world is still haunted! "

Jackson E: "..."

Jackson yee cooperated to make his figure dissipate.

Karry opened his eyes wide and couldn't believe that the socialist core values were really effective.

So he recited it again, "Prosperity and democracy ..."

Jackson qiya cooperated to let the figure dissipate a little.

As if he had discovered something new, Karry recited the socialist core values three times in a row.

The figure of Jackson Yi has disappeared.

"Well, river god, wait, I'll send a Tik Tok, maybe I'll be angry."

Jackson E: "..."

He can kill Karry!

Jackson yee immediately restored its original appearance, and patted Karry's head on the boot. Unexpectedly, Karry immediately dodged and stood by grinning. "I knew that the river god would not be defeated by the socialist core values."

Jackson yee one leng. I can't help but feel a warm current.

"Because the river god will only ask me to choose A or B! Everyone knows that three short ones are the longest and three long ones are the shortest! Therefore, if this problem is not solved, the river god will be directly connected, and the socialist core values will not be used at all! "

Jackson E: "..."

Although very touched, I still want to hit someone.

03

Jackson Yi has been frantically harassed by Karry all this time.

Even if he pretended to be dead, Karry would dive into the water crazily.

So Jackson Yi could only pretend to be amiable again, just like looking at the silly son of the landlord's family, and said to Karry, "Young farmer, did you drop this gold balara wand or this silver balara wand?"

Choose quickly, and go back to sleep for this river god.

Karry raised his hand and replied, "I choose C this time!"

Jackson E: "..."

Jackson Yee directly threw two magic sticks back into the river.

Karry suddenly nasty, "how can you pollute the environment! A few years ago ... "

A look at Karry going to tell him the old news a few years ago, Jackson yee had to salvage two Balala magic wand again. This time, he learned his lesson and put A and B on two Balala magic wands.

"Young farmer, do you want to choose A or B this time?"

Karry not only refused to choose, but also clapped his hands: "River God really keeps pace with the times! Enjoy a big red flower from the river god! "

Jackson E: "..."

I thank you!

As a farmer, Karry is still very busy during the day. For example, when strawberries are ripe, he will take a group of students who come to the countryside to experience life to pick strawberries.

Originally, the strawberries were all picked, and a female classmate suddenly exclaimed "cosplay!"

Karry looked blank and turned to see Jackson Yi, who had been living in the river, don't know when he ran out of the river. Dressed in white, like a fallen fairy. A dark hair tied up with a bamboo stick, amber eyes looked at everyone without any emotion, just like the gods staring at the world over nine days. Even the sun can't stain his clothes.

"He ... who is he?" Female students secretly pulled Karry sleeve, a LengLi eyes staring at the back of her hand. The female student subconsciously withdrew her hand, only to notice that Jackson yee walked away.

Female student: "..."

What's wrong with these two people? Gay is angry in gay.

Karry also froze, and it was the first time he saw Jackson yee's expression, which seemed to open the distance between him in an instant, making him particularly uncomfortable.

See Jackson yee toward Karry open palm, palm with an OPPOr7 mobile phone.

Yes, that's the OPPO phone that charges for five minutes and talks for two hours!

"Do you have a charger? Lend it to me. "

As if suddenly pulled back to the real world, Karry endured a smile and charged Jackson yee's mobile phone. By the way, this phone won't get water, will it?

"No, because it is protected by the big red flowers you sent."

Karry: "..."

Now the river god is popular to tell cold jokes?

But now I know why Jackson Yee is so fashionable, but I don't know where he got WiFi.

04

"Is there any way if I want to go down?"

Karry squatted by the river and looked up at Jackson Yi who was feeding the fish.

"yes." Jackson yee nodded, white light flashed in his hand, and then a leaflet appeared in his hand.

Karry took it and read it word by word: "Learn to swim and keep fit."

Karry: "..."

are you sure you meant it？ !

Perhaps Karry's shock was so obvious that Jackson Yi asked him to read on. "Swimming promotion activities can be discounted at 9.98 yuan for three consecutive months."

Karry: "... you have many part-time jobs. "

I sell medicine, and I also work part-time in mobile and swimming fitness in China.

Karry assured himself that he was sincere.

"Little Shenyang has to pay the phone bill these days." Jackson Yi fiddled with his mobile phone. "The river god is not so good."

"Just like love!"

Jackson Yi looked at Karry silently, with tolerance for the foolish son of the landlord in his eyes. "Don't treat everything as love, okay?"

Karry reflexively picked up a branch, jumped into the river off guard and plunged into a fish. "Dry, spicy, not round at all, plate!"

Jackson E: "..."

So Karry took his fish and was slapped by Jackson Yi.

Karry threw the fish to the ground and squatted on the ground with his hands on his head, but he was very wronged. "I'll give you a bite!"

Why did you hit people for no reason!

Even the river god can't be so capricious!

"Young farmer, did you drop this golden harpoon or silver harpoon?"

Jackson Yee, the river god, returned to his old job and stood by the river again, asking about the old-fashioned alternatives.

Before Karry could answer, Jackson Yi glanced at him and warned, "Don't say ABCD."

Karry curled his lip and poked the fish on the ground in surprise. "Then I choose Jackson Yi."

Karry repeatedly asked the name Jackson Yi.

Anyway, Karry has figured it out.

He will depend on Jackson Yi all his life.

I can't get rid of it.

Jackson yee seems to have known the answer, raising a long-lost smile. Two small pear vortices also appeared on the cheeks.

"The answer is correct."

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