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Funny sentences with girlfriends

1, Valentine's Day, I just want to tell you that I don't love you. I can't not love you. It is unreasonable that I don't miss you. I am more wronged than Dou E, so I won't send you a message. Lightning and thunder.

To tell you secretly, I have been practicing an evil skill recently-soul out-of-body experience. After practicing, I am not afraid of the test of distance, because my soul will cross mountains and rivers, and I am not afraid of floating to your side thousands of miles away.

3. See through cynicism and hypocrisy, and finally only loneliness remains.

4. Be grateful to those who have helped you or given you opportunities, because understanding is like sunshine illuminating your future.

The best sense of security is to know that any dislike you have for me is based on liking.

6. Maybe our youth was originally a dream. There was laughter and warmth, cruelty and betrayal in this dream, but later they all woke up and were arranged by fate to go to different places and continue to dream other dreams.