What’s the funniest joke you’ve heard recently?

I read jokes every day because I feel that such little fun can fill my life with joy. There are many people in jokes, and there have been several funny jokes recently that impressed me deeply. Next, describe each one.

The first joke is about lovers. A girl planted a strawberry on a boy's neck. When the boy got home, his father discovered it. His father pointed at the strawberry on his neck and asked, "What's going on?" The boy thought that he must not let his father know. Ah, so he said: "I pinched this myself." His father said reluctantly: "Then you pinch another one and let me see." Forced by his father's power, the boy ruthlessly touched his own neck. After pinching it hard, a small strawberry finally came out. The next day, the girlfriend saw an extra strawberry on the boy's neck, and asked him: "What happened to your neck?" The boy said, "I pinched it." The girl said suspiciously: "Then you Pinch another one and let me see. "...Then there is no more...

The second joke is about exams. After a young invigilator distributed test papers to all students, he found that there was one extra paper left. He was afraid that some students had not received the test paper, so he checked again and again. Finally, he made sure that every student had received it. After the test paper, he crumpled the extra test paper into a ball of paper, and then used a three-point shooting posture to shoot it into the trash can with great accuracy. After shooting, he shouted "Yes!" and then suddenly appeared at the door of the examination room. A panting male classmate said to him: "I'm sorry, teacher, I'm late." Then the teacher tiptoed and picked up the paper ball from the trash can, and spread it flat bit by bit to reach the boy. On the table, the boy's face turned green when he saw the crumpled test paper in front of him...

The third joke is about naming. There is a boy named Niu Bing'an. When he was a child, he was thin, so the children called him Niu Biscuit; in junior high school, a mentally retarded man pronounced his name quickly and he became a bullwhip; in high school, his name became Niu Bo Man; in summer, this A boy is tanned, so he is called Black Niu by his classmates; if this boy wears red long sleeves, he is called Red Bull by his classmates; this boy eats faster, so he is called Mengniu by his classmates; classmates who are familiar with him are called They all call him Tieniu; the girls in the class sometimes call him Death Niu; this boy looks at beautiful women on the street a few times, so he is called Sexy Niu; when he gets closer to his school girl, he is called Lao Niu to eat. Young grass. The first time I saw this joke, I laughed out loud at the first few sentences.

I read jokes every day. Reading jokes is one of my favorite things. It can make me happy. Sometimes I will tell my friends the jokes I think are better because I am alone. Lele is not as good as everyone’s joy!