Ask for a name of Degang Guo crosstalk.

Dream marriage is the main thing, and other short paragraphs have also mentioned it.

A: Now everything is changing, and it is becoming very fast, one a day. Take our cross talk as an example. What you hear today is the same, and what you hear tomorrow is the same.

What's the matter?

A has changed. People's minds are the same. Take me for example. I used to want to get rich, but now I don't think so. Here is the change.

B: Yes!

First, that kind of thinking in the past was wrong. What kind of thought is this?

B: That's right.

I have no idea of getting rich.

B You are better than them.

A: More money is better!

You are not as good as them!

A, according to your idea, do you want to be ambiguous!

B You are the only one who has this idea!

A says getting rich is a joke.

B what?

I once made a fortune. That was more than 20 years ago. I found a big handbag at the Sanqing Theater in Dashilan. When I opened my wallet, I saw more than 500,000 tickets from China and abroad! I suddenly became rich, and suddenly there was a thunder at home. What should we pay attention to when we had money in the old society? Pay attention to food and clothing, pay attention to ostentation and extravagance. I have to pay attention to clothes. You think, when I have money, I must pay attention to it.

B yes. Will you wear it?

A: Do the math. I will put on my leather jacket on June 13.

B wait a minute! Isn't it hot to wear leather clothes on June 13?

A is not spicy, which makes Xia Bu dry noodles!

B is not cool either!

There is also a small cotton-padded jacket and trousers with gauze inside.

B it's pure sweat!

A I'm wearing seventeen hats by myself, which looks like a chimney from a distance.

A bunch of candied haws.

My monthly car, three-legged bell.

Do you have both?

The three of us! One on each side.

Where is the B in the middle?

A staff member who poked civilization. I sit more tired than the driver.

B yes! Your hands and feet will be idle from time to time

Do you have barbecue for breakfast? Font color="#006699 "> A drought-inducing stupor? Dirt? /p & gt；

B Do you have that kind of food?

A drinks ice cream, but it's too cold to drink, so we have to heat up a spoonful, add some sesame sauce, add three sanitary balls, put four chickens aside and serve. ...

Did you drink it?

A: I poured it! Not the taste!

B can't be a taste.

A made me crazy. I went to Shanghai.

B What did you do in Shanghai?

A Go to Shanghai and stay in the biggest hotel in Huangpu Beach, one in 60 yuan every day. I left eight doors alone.

B two rooms are not enough?

Answer no! Eight rooms are useful. There is a dining room, a living room, a bathroom and a toilet, occupying four rooms.

B where are the other four?

The four rooms take turns sleeping.

B sleep in a room for one night.

Answer no! Sleep for five minutes in this room and five minutes in that room. When you sleep, take the watch. Go in and make the bed, take off your clothes and go in. Look at the watch, it's still a minute short. Get dressed, fold the bed and run indoors.

B pure toss!

A Take a walk everywhere every day. Both are good, but they are just as bad. They don't understand dialects.

Oh! Can't understand the local dialect.

A misses home in a foreign land, but misses Beijing in Shanghai. Hey! I met an acquaintance in Beijing, who is also our crosstalk performer. You know this man.

Who is this?

A XXX, this person's heart is broken!

B what?

A that year, he met me in Guangxi Road, because he was in Shanghai: "xx, I came here to look for our relatives, but I couldn't find them. They moved away and I'm stuck here. Can you find something for me? " I said, "Where can I find something for you?" Even though I'm still here. Didn't you just eat? Never mind, let's go! Go to my shop. "At that time, I shaved his head, bathed him, changed his clothes, from head to toe.

B is a good friend!

Answer: "You have a fox leg leather coat first."

B what month is it now?

A The temperature in June is over 20 degrees.

Do children wear fox leg leather clothes in February and June?

I built it here, and I asked him to build it with me.

Two sweat bags!

I called everyone in the shop. "Let me introduce you. Mr xx is my closest friend. His is mine and mine is his. No one is allowed to restrict access. " Tell you what, how about we make friends?

B is also unambiguous!

Alas! Kindness breeds disaster.

B what's wrong?

A I went out that day. I'll have a look when I come back. There is nothing in my room! I asked the people in the shop, and they said, "You can't ask us. You can't tell him, limit his entry and exit. " I asked him where he had gone. The man in the shop said, "He cancelled his account and said that you have news to go back to Beijing." Wow! I can't say this sentence, I can't say it, blow typhoid fever! There is not much money left. Can you afford to stay in such a big hotel?

B what should I do?

A trick! Move to the hotel. I couldn't afford a hotel, so I moved to an apartment. I couldn't afford an apartment, so I moved to a small shop. Then he plummeted and slept with a beggar. Sir, I don't even want to talk about it. I feel sad when I say it!

It doesn't matter if b says it.

In a blink of an eye, the twelfth lunar month is over twenty, wearing a hollow cotton-padded jacket.

B yes! You wore a fur coat in June!

A: Forget it. Should the name be cotton-padded jacket or three kinds?

What's the difference between B and C?

There is a robe in front and a coat in the back, that is, there are two or two cotton on the cuffs.

B I haven't even seen this kind of clothes.

There are good people everywhere, and the shopkeeper in the shop saw me: "XXX, look at you like this, you'd better hurry back to Beijing." I said, "Boss, you know exactly what I said. I have no clothes, no food in my stomach and nothing in my hand. How can I go back? " "I'm ready for you." Take out two large numbers for me as soon as you open the safe.

200 yuan?

Twenty cents each!

Twenty cents!

It's better for a family not to give me money than to send a beggar. Let's run out for a while Don't you get it? I said, "Wait a minute, boss. How about giving me 20 cents? Oh, you treat me like a beggar? I'm telling you, when the surname X is rich, he spends money like water and helps others with their money. I don't care about 3500 yuan. Do not look at me. People are not poor! " One gritted his teeth, one stamped his foot, and one was cruel: "Isn't that your twenty cents?"

B no?

A "I'll take it!"

B do you understand?

Amateur. Who will pay a penny then? It's not bad to buy some baked sweet potatoes.

B knows that money is good at this time?

A: You said that if people were unlucky, they wouldn't even join in eating sweet potatoes.

B what?

The more you eat, the less you eat.

B yes, it's gone!

A walked north for a few days, and it snowed heavily. The top was soaked and the bottom was trampled. I have no clothes on me and no food in my stomach. My upper teeth are so cold, I feel more and more sad to think of them. Why am I still alive? Might as well jump into the well and die! You say that people are unlucky, and your words come true. You say that if you jump into a well, there will be a well.

B there is no merger anywhere.

As soon as A goes uphill, it is a vegetable garden. When there is such a big well (gesture) in the middle, three people jump in and no one touches anyone.

B what a big well.

There is a shack next to A, where two people sleep. Don't ask, it must be food. When I saw no one around, I took advantage of this person's ignorance-

B jumped in?

A can't jump

B what?

You see, we are smart people and can't do shady things. I woke up a vegetable watcher and I discussed it with him. He asked me to jump, and I jumped here. He won't let me jump. I will jump somewhere else. It doesn't matter.

B I have never heard of it. Did you wake someone up and jump into the well?

"Second brother, wake up." "Do you buy it?" "Don't buy anything, lend you light and jump into the well." Scared, he blushed and pulled me: "Tell me what's difficult! More than 300 holes in our village point to this well! You will be finished in one jump. " The more he pulls me, the more I jump.

B really wants to die!

Who really died? I want to scare him. If he is afraid, give me dozens of dollars and I will live!

Listen, what is this behavior!

As soon as A shouted, that one woke up: "Are you yelling, second child?" "Brother, come on, look, this man is going to merge." "Give it up! If you want to jump early, wake people up and jump into the well! "

This person in the second family understands.

"I said, who wants to jump into the well?" "Lend you the lamp, me!" "Are you alone? Is there anyone else? " This can be three Qing Zi, why do you worship your brother to jump into the well? "I am alone." "You a person is easy. This is your own well in your garden. It's been driving for over thirty years. There hasn't been a master jumper yet. There is nothing more to say. Please give me a card, big brother! "

B see if you can jump this time!

He knows this place very well. He asked me to open it for him! "Don't open the door for you, don't call you! To die is to die in light. Tell the truth, is this well sweet and bitter? "

B why do you ask?

First, find a step.

He said it was sweet water?

I'm not gonna die. I come from bad karma. I can't do anything. I'll find the bitter one.

He said bitter water?

I won't die of bitter water. I come from bad karma. I've suffered all my life, and I don't want to drink sweet water even after I die!

B hey! He has something to say!