Dialogues in Stephen Chow movies {Cantonese} and dialogues that can be used in daily life.

● "There was once a sincere love in front of me. If you don't cherish it, you will regret it if you lose it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a second chance, I will say three words to that girl:' I love you'. If I have to add a deadline to this love, I hope it is 10,000 years. " [A Chinese Odyssey]

● "There is no god of food at all, or everyone is a god of food." [delicious food]

● "In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess to cure drugs. Now I concentrate on watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads." [Domestic paint]

● "To be precise, I am an actor." [king of comedy]

● "As long as you say I can, even if people all over the world say I can't, I don't care!" [Naomi's spy is strange]

● "I raise you!" [king of comedy]

● "It turned out that that girl left a tear in my heart, and I can totally feel how sad he was at that time." [A Chinese Odyssey]

● "Mrs. Bing, a small person lives in Suzhou, and there is a house and a field at home, which is endless. Who knows Tang Bohu terminating, collusion with the government, lawlessness, occupied my big house, took my fields. My grandfather turned against him and was beaten by him with a stick. My grandmother called him a bully, but he was caught in Tang Fu and raped a hundred times. Finally, she hanged herself and hated the world. He also kicked my father and son out of the house and wandered to the river. In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. Who knows that Tang Bohu, who is so insidious, knows this situation and sends someone to plot against him. He beat my father and son at the city gate, leaving a strong little man and a poor father to die. This hatred is even harder to add. In order to bury my father, I had to sell myself as a slave, earn money diligently, read articles, and swear to gain both fame and fortune, and my enemies will be strong. Since then, Tang Yin's poems have been with me, and I remember that this hatred is bitter. " [Tang Bohu points Chou-heung]

"A Comic Book Striving for the End of the World" star Chi sang: "Your father is pregnant ~ ~ ~ Congratulations!"

"Dragon and Phoenix Teahouse" star road: "Wow! You are so angry, do you want me to give you a light tonight? "

Curry chili (1) Bai: How often do you police sweep? Xing Chi: Oh ~ ~ Basically every month, once every 28 days on average. The foreign girl knocked Xing Chi to the ground and rode on a madman. Xing Chi pulled out his gun and shouted at her, "Now there are two guns pointing at you. Which one do you want me to open? "

Wei Xiaobao, Duke of Lushan: Hey ~ ~ ~ Where have you shrunk to? Wei Xiaobao: Shit, I almost got hit by him with a stick! Wei Xiaobao: So yours is that big? I thought I was the only one. Wei Xiaobao: If you rape her, don't kill her.

Wei Xiaobao in Dragon Teaching: Can gambling pay off debts? Princess Channing cast Wei Xiaobao as the tortoise. Wei Xiaobao: Now I'm sending you to get married. Play the tortoise. Take it and use it. (Give Jianning a banana) Long Er: It was last night that I discovered that you had so many strengths. Wei Xiaobao: I have only one power.

"A Comic Book Striving for the End of the World" star Chi sang: "Your father is pregnant ~ ~ ~ Congratulations!"

"Dragon and Phoenix Teahouse" star road: "Wow! You are so angry, do you want me to give you a light tonight? "

Curry chili (1) Bai: How often do you police sweep? Xing Chi: Oh ~ ~ Basically every month, once every 28 days on average. The foreign girl knocked Xing Chi to the ground and rode on a madman. Xing Chi pulled out his gun and shouted at her, "Now there are two guns pointing at you. Which one do you want me to open? "

Wei Xiaobao, Duke of Lushan: Hey ~ ~ ~ Where have you shrunk to? Wei Xiaobao: Shit, I almost got hit by him with a stick! Wei Xiaobao: So yours is that big? I thought I was the only one. Wei Xiaobao: If you rape her, don't kill her.

Wei Xiaobao in Dragon Teaching: Can gambling pay off debts? Princess Channing cast Wei Xiaobao as the tortoise. Wei Xiaobao: Now I'm sending you to get married. Play the tortoise. Take it and use it. (Give Jianning a banana) Long Er: It was last night that I discovered that you had so many strengths. Wei Xiaobao: I have only one power.

Ng Man Tat: "Son, who bullied you?" Stephen Chow: "I am bullying others!" " "Ng Man Tat:" His family has money and status. Are you qualified to bully? " ……

Stephen Chow: "Dad, I'm going to Beijing to take the top martial arts exam." Ng Man Tat (excitedly): "Son! We Su Chahar family have been waiting for this sentence for 20 years! Stephen Chow: "No, I did it for a woman. Ng Man Tat: "Good! Die for women, die for women, and take exams for women! Hero! Who dares ask? Stephen Chow: Yuan is like a frost girl. Ng Man Tat: "Ah? ! Prostitute! ！” Stephen Chow: "What's the matter? Ng Man Tat: "I dare not love what people dare to love. I have different tastes. I admire you, Dad! "