Who has interesting xiehouyu and proverbs?

Monks punting-playing arhats in the middle of the river

Beauty draws water rope to draw Guanyin at the bottom of the well.

Drunk Riding Donkey —— Counting drinks with your head spinning.

The ferryman stroked the paddle-bowed and begged for the boat money.

The straw sticks to the seedling-the father holds the child.

Pick bamboo shoots with bamboo baskets-Mother Wyle

Horse-hoof drumming across the wooden bridge

The chicken pecks at the copper basin-the mouth knocks the gong

Sesame blossoms-step by step

Unearthed sugarcane-sweet day by day

The Beauty Sitting in the Blue Curtain-Peony in the Cigarette Cage

Washing Monks in Clear Water Pool-Soaking Gourd

A hedge between keeps friendship green.

An alcoholic's intention is not to drink.

Not every disaster-discipline.

Once came back to life

Yan Sheng puts on an apron-Sven sweeps the floor

The butcher wears a dingzi-he kills without blinking an eye.

The robber painted a happy face, and the thief looked ugly.

The prince issued a notice-all nonsense.

Chickens and dogs cross the frost bridge-bamboo leaves and plum blossoms all the way

Cattle and horses walk in the snow-two rows of mussel fish

Sesame blossoms-step by step

Unearthed sugarcane-sweet day by day

The Beauty Sitting in the Blue Curtain-Peony in the Cigarette Cage

Washing Monks in Clear Water Pool-Soaking Gourd

About learning proverbs

1. Knowledge is the torch of wisdom.

2. read a book and increase your wisdom.

If you don't eat, you will be hungry, and if you don't read, you will be stupid.

4. Don't go forward, don't know how far it is; If you don't study hard, you won't understand the truth.

5. Without pruning, trees will not grow straight; People are ignorant without learning.

6. It is better to dress yourself with pearls than to enrich yourself with knowledge.

7. Bees pick flowers to make sweet, while people read books to tell the truth.

8. Labor is the source of knowledge; Knowledge is the guide of life.

9. Knowledge is the torch of wisdom.

10. The sword will rust if it is not ground; People should fall behind if they don't study.

1 1. Flourishing seedlings need water; Growing teenagers need to learn.

12. The stars make the sky dazzling; Knowledge makes people grow their talents.

13. Light candles for clarity and read books for reason.

14. Food supplements the body and books enrich the wisdom.

15. There are three most precious things in the world-knowledge, food and friendship. (Burmese proverb)

16. Books that are not read are like waste paper. (English proverb)

17. It is better to accumulate gold and silver than to accumulate knowledge. (European proverb)

Proverbs about hygiene

1. Diseases spread through the mouth.

Proverbs about character:

1, total loss, moderate benefit.

I save myself three times a day.

Virtue is brave, and kindness is never afraid. British playwright Shakespeare.

4, distance knows horsepower, and people will see it for a long time.

I only know that the so-called morality means that you feel good afterwards, and the so-called immorality means that you feel bad afterwards. (Hemingway, American writer)

6, remain uncorrupted and upright.

7. Learning comes from diligence, and wealth comes from thrift.

8. Qi Xin's ants eat deer and magpies catch tigers.

9. The less people think, the more they talk.

10, one mouth and two skins, it's all your fault.

Proverbs about natural phenomena:

1. Swallows fly very low, and it's going to rain.

Proverbs about agriculture

Good health, big ears of grain, fat mother and fat son

Farming is not afraid of much, and building a dam is not afraid of long.

One picks dung, the other picks grain.

The year of the ox and the year of the horse are good years for agriculture.

The wheat cover has three quilts, and the pillow is steamed bread to sleep.

A horse doesn't know its face, but a cow doesn't know its horns.

joke

1, the soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine in the battle? The company commander was greatly annoyed: Shit, what can I do? Pay the price for stepping on it.

I haven't heard from you for a long time, and I feel very distressed. I thought of death, and I cut my pulse with potato chips; Hit you on the head with tofu; Jump over buildings with parachutes; Noodles. Everyone can die. You can invite me to dinner and support me to death.

prospect

If you feel cold, please call me! Please press 1 to talk about feelings, 2 to talk about work, 3 to talk about life, 5 to introduce me, please tell me directly when you invite me to dinner, and please hang up when you borrow money from me.

The giraffe married the monkey, and a year later, the giraffe filed for divorce: I will never live such a life of jumping up and down again! Monkey is furious: leave! Who has seen kissing and climbing trees!

The fish said, "I kept my eyes open to leave you." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day and want to hug you." The pot said, "I'm so stubborn when I'm fucking ripe."

6. Have you eaten? Please receive the short message. The elephant put shit in the middle of the road, and an ant just passed by. Looking up at the misty mountain peak, it couldn't help singing: Alasao, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! ~~~~

7, you have grown up, there are some things you should know: the sky is used for wind and rain; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I used it to prove how great human beings are; You are used to stew vermicelli.

8. Don't worry if you don't bring paper when you are by the railway. The train will remind you: pants wipe, pants wipe, pants wipe! Don't worry, when you go to the toilet by the river and there is no paper, the frog will tell you: scratch, scratch, scratch!

9. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

10, God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you! What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow bowls!

1 1, send you 12 Zodiac. I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, cute as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and looks like a pig!

12, the beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in her stupidity.

No regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

13 I only care about you. What I care about is whether I care about you or not. Do I care about you as much as I care about you? I'm dizzy!

14, have you heard of it? Looking back 500 times in my last life, I brushed it in my life. Close friends like you and me, it seems that they didn't do anything in their last life, but H turned his fucking head!

15, two counterfeiters inadvertently made counterfeit banknotes with a face value of 15 yuan, and they decided to spend them in remote mountainous areas. When they bought a 15 candied haws with 0 yuan, they cried, and the farmer gave them two 7 pieces.

16, your life portrayal: at the age of ten, learn to bathe yourself-pigs wash themselves; Brilliant at the age of twenty ―― when the pig is young; Looking for a job at the age of 30-starting a pig-raising career; At the age of forty, I hired a servant-a pig's servant; Learn to play basketball at the age of 50 ―― throw pigs.

Joke 1

197 1 year, Dr. Kissinger secretly visited China to restore diplomatic relations between China and the United States. Before the formal negotiations began, Kissinger suddenly made a request to Premier Zhou Enlai: "Dear Prime Minister, the excavation result of Mawangdui No.1 Han Tomb in your country shocked the world. That female corpse is really a rare treasure in the world! I was entrusted by a famous person in the scientific community in China, and wanted to exchange charcoal around some female corpses with a substance that is not found on the earth. I wonder if your country is willing? "

After listening, Premier Zhou Enlai casually asked, "Madam Secretary, I want to know what your Z F can be exchanged for?" Kissinger said: "The lunar soil is the soil brought back from the moon by our spacecraft, which should be regarded as something that does not exist on the earth!" "

Premier Zhou smiled: "What is my Tao? It turned out to be something at the feet of our ancestors. " Kissinger was surprised and asked doubtfully, "Why? One of you went to the moon a long time ago. What time? Why not announce it? "

Premier Zhou Enlai smiled and pointed to a the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon tooth carving on the coffee table and said to Kissinger seriously, "Why didn't we announce it earlier?" ? As early as 5000 years ago, we had a Chang 'e who flew to the moon, built the Guanghan Palace on the moon and lived there. Don't believe me, we will send someone to see her! Why don't you China experts know these things that are well known to women and children in our country? "Premier Zhou Enlai's humorous answer made the learned Dr. Kissinger laugh.

[Xie Houyu] Take off your pants and fart-there is no need.

Six jokes (2)

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word of command

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One day, a soldier was going to see an officer, but he was stopped by an officer at the door.

Xiao Bing: I'm in a hurry. I want to see the director.

Guard: You must report the correct password.

Xiao Bing: Can you bend the rules?

Guard: No.

At this time, the soldier was very happy and scolded the guard, you watchdog.

Then the doorman replied: correct answer, please come in!

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It is said that three strong men ABBC went to the night market to have a snack!

Before they came to a small shop, they decided to order pig brain soup!

As a result, when serving! There are too many people and too much noise for the mop girl. So he shouted loudly.

Pig brain, pig brain, three pig brains! ! ! !

Strong man A, B and C unexpectedly happen to coincide, scrambling to shake hands "this way, this way.

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A patient with cucumber in his nose, carrot in his left ear and banana in his right ear went to see a doctor.

See a doctor in the hospital. He asked the doctor, "Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

"Obviously," the doctor answered confidently.

"You eat in the wrong way."

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How many Microsoft software engineers does it take to replace a broken light bulb?

Answer: No.

Microsoft software engineers will change the bright standard to dark.