Who can tell me some funniest jokes or sentences? Don't bother dragging it online. I've seen it all. Keep it original.

Manager: You have a good temper recently. I didn't find you arguing with the guests.

Attendant: It can't be done without the help of a doctor.

Manager: How did the doctor help you?

Attendant: The doctor told me to protect my voice.

A male customer is eating in a restaurant. The boss gave him a surprise when he finished eating and asked for the bill. "3000 yuan is too expensive!"

He said, "You should give a discount to your peers, right?"

The boss said, "So you also run a restaurant?" .

He said, "No, I robbed the money."