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You are the first, you are the second, what is that skit?
Swordsman, are you the first? Are you the second? Are you the third one? Are you the fourth? You---are the fourth. Count! (One or two) Are you one or two?
A: Two fools, I am one
Director: Then why don’t you shout
A: one!
Director: Did I say start? Turn left in the opposite direction. Don’t move. Don’t move. Don’t move. Don’t move. Can you please stay still (while talking, hit A on the head)
A: This The feng shui is not good, I'll move somewhere else
Guide: Turn backwards! Yo, we meet again. The guards at the back should stand still and don't even move. . .
A: Hey! I'm not here. If you want to be touched, come to me. I'm here!
Guide: Don’t move from behind
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