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Lovely sand sculpture sentences
1. History is always strikingly similar. The year before last, last year and this year's Valentine's Day, I spent it all by myself.
Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? Do you want to live carefree? Why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.
When you read this sentence, these seconds will be gone, because I am a time predator, and I send some boring things to waste everyone's reading time.
4. I was eating puffs and accidentally fell to the ground and squashed them. Then my mother said I couldn't eat. I said why, and she said it was because they were flat puffs.
In fact, the real rich are very low-key, and their appearance is invisible. Take me for example. Although I often ride a broken bicycle to the streets, who knows that there are electric cars at home?
6. Sometimes punctuation is really important. A girl took a selfie just now, and my comments were good. Then I wanted to follow an exclamation point, and then I accidentally clicked a question mark and sent it out. Now it has been pulled to more than a dozen discussion groups.
7. If you hit me, I will hit you. If you hit me, I will hit you. If you give me a knife, brother, I may die.
8. When I was a child, watching The Body Found in a Mountain Village became the shadow of my childhood, so I got up the courage to watch it again. It's all right now, and it has become my adult shadow.
9. In the new year, I wish you all beautiful hair, bulging wallets, eating more and not getting fat, and sleeping more soundly.
10, hello everyone. I'm going to perform a program called Seconds Sleep. Good night
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