What's Private Haiyan's line?

"Haiyan" Double Spring Part I-Private: Teacher Yang, do you want me to make a request? Yang: What are the requirements? Private: I don't want to say cross talk. Yang: Why not talk about cross talk? Private: It's boring to do cross talk every time. Yang: Why is cross talk boring? Soldier: Shall we do something else? Yang: What can I do? Private: I want to get the mainframe back. Yang: You have to be qualified as a host. Private: I have conditions. Yang: No, you can't. Treat them as masters. They are beautiful, too. Private: I am beautiful. Yang: Are you beautiful? Private: Take a closer look. (Smiling at the audience) Is it nice? At first glance, it looks like Don Tang Guoqiang, but it doesn't look like me: Which one do I look like? Yang: Tang pervert (soldier's expression is dull) soldier: I have a glib tongue. Yang: People have a good foundation. Soldier: I have a foundation and I will be lazy. Yang: What? Private: lazy Yang: You say these two words first. Private: lazy. Leftover Yang: Lazy. Yang: Lang Lang Lang. Private: lazy. Lazy. Lazy sheep: back. Private: (Laughter) Listen, the main thing is good timbre. Yang: Not only his eyes are small, but also his soldiers are long: "Hai … I said you didn't know the words you wrote. Yang: My handwriting is not good, so you won't tremble. Then the first article-personal: Gorky in the vast sea, what did he go there for? Yang: (angrily) This is the soldier you read about: "Wild meat (wind) gathers dark clouds". Oh, it is going to rain. Pack your clothes quickly. Yang: There is no such word. Private: "Between the dark clouds and the sea, Haiyan flies proudly like black lightning! "This is very interesting. Yang: (angrily) It's a mess. As a host, you have to read punctuation marks that express poetry. Soldier: (patting Yang on the shoulder) I forgot the punctuation. Soldier: "Haiyan, Gorky is in the boundless sea" Yang: You didn't read that punctuation mark again, so soldiers always read Gorky into the sea: "Funny ..." (Yang's helpless action expression), "Wild meat (wind) gathers dark clouds" and "Funny ..."! Private: "Haiyan is like black lightning, don't you feel bored?" It's all funny. Yang: Everything is interesting. Private: "Fly proudly! Yang: (angrily) Don't read the art of war: "Sentence .. No" Yang: (rushing to grab the paper), it's terrible. When you meet such a person, you have to be the host. I'll read it to you, just like me (Passionate reading) "Haiyan, Gorky, on the boundless sea, the wind gathers dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, Haiyan flies proudly like black lightning! "Soldiers; Charming Yang; Show it to everyone. Soldier: I see. (Soldiers go down to prepare props. ) Yang: The music is a double reed. Please enjoy it. Speaking of double springs, they need to be mended. (The soldier puts makeup on Yang. ) The double-reed performance begins: (The soldier recites Yang's performance in the chair), (The soldier recites passionately) "Haiyan, Gorky, In the Dark". One moment his wings beat against the waves, and the other moment an arrow shot straight at the dark clouds. He shouted, this is the prophet of victory shouting, let the applause come more violently! Where is this dance? It's just a crazy teacher Yang taking a sauna here! ! Get a massage! ! ! Yang: (gets up from the ground angrily and says loudly) Come out! ! ! The whole crooked-mouthed monk, a good article lets you read something else! Two curtain calls!