Humorous riddles and answers should be funny.

1. Why does the silkworm baby have money? = => Because it will cocoon (frugal)

2. Why didn't the white rabbit marry the zebra? = => Because mother rabbit says tattoos are not good children.

When will 3.tw be reunified? = => When buying instant noodles (unified instant noodles)

4. What line does the monkey dislike? = => Parallel lines (because there is no intersection)

5. Chocolate and tomatoes fight. Why does chocolate win? = => Because of chocolate bars.

6. What happens when sharks eat mung beans? = => turned into green bean paste.

7. After the match burned, it went to the hospital. What has it become? = => Cotton swab

8. How did Lin Daiyu die? = => Fall to death (a sister Lin fell from the sky)

9. A pig smashed a dish after saying "Come on"? = => Chocolate

10. The potato stabbed the steamed stuffed bun with a deadly knife. What happened? = => has become a bean paste (killing) bag.

1 1. What animals like to stick on the wall? = => Seal (newspaper)

12. Why do foxes often fall down? = => Because foxes are cunning (slippery)

13.4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away five people = => Because the people they played were called "Mahjong".

14. When do you like soda? = => When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will want soda)

15. An egg goes to the teahouse for tea. What happened afterwards? = => It turned out to be a tea egg.

16. There is a male deer. He walks faster and faster. What happened in the end? = => It became an expressway.

17 What is not illegal to steal? ● Sneak

18 do you know where modern scientists are usually born? ● In the hospital

19 why do geese fly south? ● Because walking with your feet is too slow.

Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can all be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten? ● Fool

2 1 There are six steamed buns in the basin, each for six children 1, but there is still 1 in the basin. Why? ● The last child takes the basin together.

Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Lao Wang is a barber.

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce. What's this word? This is the word "wrong" 24.

What car can't move? ● Windmill

Xiaoming got a model student instead of studying. Why is Xiaoming a deaf-mute student?

How many sides does the box have? ● Two sides. internally and externally

Which month has 28 days? ● There are 28 days in each month.