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A collection of five essays on teasing
On the Composition of 1
I have a lovely sister who is full of funny temperament: her hair is very short, only 3 cm long a year; Mouth is often redder than flowers. I wonder if I can save some lipstick money when I grow up.
Funny is funnier than my sister. When she got up in the morning, she said to her mother, "Mom, I have to pee!" " "As a result, in an instant, the pants were wet.
Mother flew into a rage and asked her, "What should I say before I have to pee?"
She replied, "Mom, I have to pee."
"Then what?" Mother urged.
"Then, my pants got wet ..." She pursed her mouth and looked innocent.
Mom suddenly collapsed, and I laughed at it.
Later, my sister was playing alone at the coffee table and knocked over the cup on the table. She immediately shouted, "It's so cool not to spill!" Mother knew at once that she must have spilled the water. This is really a typical place without silver 320!
Going to the supermarket in the afternoon, she wanted her mother to hug her, so she squatted on the ground and said, "I'm so tired!" " I can't walk! "It looks so lifelike that you don't know that one second ago she was still skipping! When she got home, she took a 500-page book and pretended to read it. Of course, when she was three and a half years old, she would never read again. What she really understands is only the content of a 15 page picture book, and some places are still talking to themselves. Well, my own sister is really a first-class actress, so we found an idiom-"Jomo Jojo" to describe her. I think this idiom is simply customized for her.
I think if there is a competition called "China Funny" in the future, my sister must sign up for it, and the result should not be too bad!
Teasing composition 2
My deskmate, Lao Bi, can say that he doesn't have many jokes in a class at all, which often makes me laugh out loud.
"Oh yeah, the next class is a moral class, so happy!" He stooped lazily and smirked. I said doubtfully, "It's not physical education class. Why are you so happy? " Old Bi was silent for a while, and his eyes glanced at me. When he saw me looking at him, he glanced back quickly. Like a mouse seeing a cat, he squatted on the table and said, "Don't laugh when I say it." I didn't say anything, but Lao Bi changed a serious face and said, "I can have a good sleep in music, morality and science!" " "I was drinking water, accidentally spit it out and kept laughing. Sure enough, he slept for a whole class.
I like to chat with a few girlfriends after class, and I hurry back to my seat when the bell rings. I quickly prepared something: "Where is my pen?" Bi Jinglun was indifferent and said indifferently, "How should I know?" I can only take out another pen. At noon, I packed my things. After school, Lao Bi disappeared again, hiding in the desk looking for something. Suddenly he jumped out and said to himself, "Whose pen is this?" I opened my eyes wide. Isn't this the pen I lost? When I got home, I found my math book missing. I guess Bi Jinglun must have taken mine. The next day, old Bi Gang wanted to talk. I held out my hand and said, "Math book." Lao Bi just looked at me: "How do you know?" I beat around the bush: "What don't you know?" Bi Jinglun turned over the book and said, "It's amazing!" I'm going to die laughing. Now I have formed a habit of looking for an old job when I can't find anything.
In class, Bi Jinglun secretly asked me, "What should I do?" He just looked at me. I said helplessly, "Look carefully, it's very simple, but the appearance is very complicated." He said, "It's the same as saying nothing and not teaching me." I snickered. After a while, I whispered, "My deskmate is a fool." Unexpectedly, this sentence was heard by him, and he replied angrily: "Your deskmate is a fool!" " "We were silent for a while, and then I smiled again:" You called me a fool! Ha ha! Laughing me to death. " He reacted and raised his head to the sky: "No! "
What's the matter? Are you kidding? When writing a composition, as long as I think about it, I stop laughing and feel like I have eaten dazzling chewing gum.
Composition 3 on teasing
I have a super interesting mother. Every time, she can make me laugh Let's go to Japan this time. My mother is so funny!
On the night when we first arrived in Japan, we went to have dinner, because our guide brother had come home from work, so we had to go out and find something to eat by ourselves. None of us can speak Japanese, and our English is poor. Fortunately, the hotel had a waiter who could speak Chinese and called a taxi for us. When I arrived at the place, my mother wanted the driver to stop in front, but for a while she couldn't figure out how to say it in Japanese or English, so she said, "Stop in front." Wow, haha, my father and I laughed our heads off. Fortunately, the driver's uncle can understand a little Chinese and put us down in a crowded place. Look, is my mother kidding?
On the last day in Okinawa, we will go to Tokyo, my mother said. We will take a taxi to the airport by ourselves. When I checked out, my mother's teasing spirit was once again vividly displayed: after signing the words and checking the room, they couldn't understand what they said, and we didn't know whether it had been completed. Mom instantly said to the waiter, "Oh?" My father and I laughed again, and our stomachs ached, and we were looked down upon by our mother all the way.
Tell me, is my mother funny? It's her first time abroad, and she doesn't understand the language. Really made a lot of jokes. Fortunately, it's all the little things in life. I really should study the language well in the future and travel around the world with my mother in the future!
Composition 4 on teasing
Words like "teacher", "conscientious" and "tireless in teaching" always come to my mind, but when I met our head teacher, Mr. Dai, I felt that none of these traditional words were suitable for him.
Miss Dai is a middle-aged male teacher, wearing a pair of glasses and of medium build (certainly not as tall as me, hahaha). Teacher Dai's voice is very special, and her way of speaking is also very special, much like an online celebrity anchor. I always thought the teacher was dignified, but Dai always made me feel that he was my peers.
A few days together, I found that every class, Mr. Dai always spent two minutes chatting with us first. That day, Miss Dai spoke to us as usual. We watched him chatting happily while reaching out and turning off the computer step by step. Say that finish, he looked back, the computer screen is not bright. He solemnly complained to the classmate who was in charge of the computer: "Why did you turn off the computer? We still need it! "
Um ... lovely and funny Miss Dai.
Slowly, I also discovered another characteristic of Miss Dai: narcissism and modesty. In the past, the first and second students in the "shameless" list in the class had to make way for Mr. Dai. Our teacher Dai will stand on the podium and say seriously, "This classmate, why are you looking at your watch?" ? I don't understand you. You don't look at a handsome guy standing on the podium, you look at a board ... "
Hmm ... humorous teacher Dai!
In a word, Miss Dai really doesn't look like an ordinary teacher. He should be an ever-changing actor, sneaking into our side and bringing us happiness.
Composition 5 on teasing
I'll never forget the days I spent with Doubi.
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In that spring season, we became good friends and made a ten-year agreement. Ten years later, we are still good friends and can be "crazy" together.
Time flies, fleeting. For various reasons, I quietly left that ten-year contract, that eternal good time. I haven't seen you for over two years. I wonder how you are now. Are you still so funny? Anyway, without your teasing, no one will understand me, comfort me and tell me to be strong and not to give up easily. ...
Dou Bi, I miss you, we watch the butterfly dance season together, the years when you and I held hands in Qi Mei last spring and summer, the "Dou Bi" who took the fall for me in order to let me go out to play, the "knife mouth and tofu heart" you, the "Dou Bi" who silently paid without expecting anything in return.
I vaguely remember the first time you and I met, and we quarreled that day. On that boring afternoon. The quarrel between you and me has reached a "white-hot" stage because my pen is gone. I think you took it, so you and I quarreled. In an instant, it was in full swing and the flames were soaring. We accidentally shot the head teacher. Looking at the dark face of the old class, we all smiled in unison, and immediately withdrew our smiles at a glance.
Finally, after coming out of the office, we became good friends and a pair of happy "crazy people". On the playground, you and I can always be seen running and chasing; Next to the classroom, you and I can always see the penalty standing together; Everything is so funny and stupid.
Spring blossoms, we get to know each other, leaves wither, and we miss each other. The wind blew away the dandelion in his hand and slowly reached out to get it back, but the happy time had already drifted thousands of miles away with the wind and disappeared.
Friends are not necessarily inseparable, but they are always lacking; Not always say good things, but it must be for your own good; I don't contact you often, but I must always keep it in mind. The days spent with "silly boy" are unforgettable and happy. In fact, "teasing" is not "teasing" ...
I hope you don't forget me as a friend, and don't forget me!
If you are well, it will be sunny for me.
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