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College students joke about what looks like vomit with Mapo tofu and egg soup.

I don't know where the old four learned the idea. He bought some spicy tofu from the school canteen, mashed it, put some ham or something, and poured a little laver and egg flower soup into a thin paste, which looked like vomit.

-* *, disgusting, what are you doing with this! Everyone is dissatisfied with old four's dirty behavior.

So the old four began to tell us about his plan:

Ask mm out for dinner sometime, put these disgusting things into plastic bags in advance and hide them in clothes, pretend to be drunk and vomit when eating, then pour them out and ... eat them back ... The effect must be very chaotic. ...

Wow ... at this point, I have vomited in my bed and food.

But it's interesting to think about it. I really want to know what effect it will have after doing it. I thought it would be exciting, so I started preparing this plan together. ...

According to the arrangement, four people in the dormitory invited mm out for dinner on the weekend night. The boss with that huge disgusting thing kept drinking while eating, and we kept winking and preparing for action.

Suddenly, the boss "wow", a pile of paste vomited a big bowl in front of him.

Mm was stunned by the sudden situation and looked at the boss with some surprise.

The remaining three people winked at each other, picked up spoons at the same time, and scrambled to scoop up the things in the bowl and stuff them into their mouths.

Wow, if you don't eat, you can't vomit. What a waste. We talked over dinner.

Mm suddenly covered her mouth and looked at us in surprise, which made her sick. People at the nearby dinner table also looked at us with the eyes of aliens.

No matter how much, keep eating.

Old four specially scooped up a spoonful and handed it to mm: It tastes good. Do you want some? ...

Poor mm suddenly got up and ran to the bathroom, believing that she would throw up wildly.

We all laughed, smacked our lips while eating, and let some people at the next table run to the bathroom!

Haha, it's fun and exciting. Old four giggled. It seems that he took revenge this time.

-Wait a minute ... Second Brother seems to have found something, which tastes a little bit. ...

I feel a little embarrassed, too. I picked up a piece of tomato skin and asked, did we put tomatoes in these things? ……

Three people feel wrong and look at the boss together.

-Oh, no ... the boss said, taking out the unopened package from his pocket: I really threw up, and before I could tell you, you just ... ...

Suddenly, a big stone with four characters "A bolt from the blue" fell from the sky and knocked us to the ground!

-Wow ~ ~ ~ Shit ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

After a few of us vomited wildly, we beat the boss on the ground. ...

Alas, after that, several of us and mm lost our appetite for a long time, and soon everyone lost weight. Maybe only mm doesn't mind: it's just icing on the cake, just to make the slim figure thinner. ...