Humorous speech by parents of PTA

Five humorous speeches by parents of PTA.

Many people have written speeches to parents of parent-teacher conferences, so write one. As parents, we should support children's extracurricular reading needs and let them buy and read good books. The following is the parent-teacher conference speech on humor that I collected for you. I hope you like it.

Parents' Meeting 1 Humorous Speech by Parents

Dear teachers and parents,

Good afternoon everyone!

First of all, on behalf of all parents, I would like to say "You have worked hard" to the school leaders and teachers who have devoted their love, enthusiasm, sweat and wisdom to the growth of their children! Thank you for your meticulous care for the children and your earnest instruction in learning. I think the parents here are experts in educating their children, and they all do better than me. Although I am also an educator, I deeply feel that I have not done enough education for my children, and I usually spend more time on teaching. I would like to share with you some of my superficial views on educating children and teaching.

First, we should consciously cultivate children's good habits from an early age. Good habits include many: living habits, study habits, dealing with people, treating people with things and so on. Once a habit is formed, it will accompany a person's life. Good habits can benefit children for life, while bad habits are quite difficult to change. So, how to cultivate children to develop good habits? First of all, we should start with small things, such as tidying up the desk and tidying up the schoolbag. Second, from beginning to end. To cultivate children, parents should have a persistent attitude, and children will certainly succeed. Of course, if you find some bad habits in your child, you must also pay attention to overcoming them slowly. The process of children's growth itself is a process of constantly making mistakes and correcting them.

Second, pay attention to the "healthy" growth of children. "Health" here refers not only to physical health, but also to children's mental health. I think we should start from parents' behavior habits, work and rest on time, do our own thing well, don't spend money indiscriminately, don't throw things around, are not self-centered, and stand up to criticism and setbacks. Parents lead by example, and children will grow up healthily, happily and happily in a subtle way.

Third, create a quiet, comfortable and warm learning atmosphere for children. When children are studying, parents should not watch TV, play computer or play mahjong, but try to accompany their children to read books, exercise and talk. In fact, parents spend only a few short years with their children. We must cherish this happy time with our children.

Fourth, communicate with children more. People need to communicate, and parents and children are no exception. I think I can communicate with my children anytime, anywhere, understand their psychological activities, and let them express their thoughts. Empathy, more care for children, children will understand and understand us. For example, when a child's exam results are not good, help him analyze the reasons and find the gap, and don't make similar mistakes in future exams. In this way, children will continue to make progress and their grades will be improved unconsciously.

Fifth, actively cooperate with teachers and schools. Teachers are children's knowledge givers and road guides. As parents, we must actively cooperate with teachers and schools to do a good job. Teachers, like our parents, want every student to succeed. Our parents should try their best to cooperate with what the teacher asks the children to do. There is only one child at home, and we often feel very tired and it is difficult to educate. There are dozens of children in a class, and the responsibility and difficulty should be unimaginable to each of us. How to cooperate? 1, finish the task 2 assigned by the teacher efficiently, and don't discuss the teacher's right or wrong in front of the children. Parents should try their best to consider the problem from the perspective of the school teacher. Only when parents actively cooperate with the school can they form the greatest synergy with the school, help their children grow up and let them develop to the greatest extent.

Thanks to the hard work and dedication of school leaders and teachers, you have taught our children profound knowledge and the truth of being a man. Every progress of the children embodies your hard work. Finally, I once again express my heartfelt thanks to all the teachers.

Thank you all

Humorous speech by the second parents of PTA.

Dear parents:

Hello everyone!

Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to attend today's parent-teacher conference. First of all, I would like to extend my warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to all of you for coming. Time flies, the sun flies. In a blink of an eye, the children are already students of Grade Two. Students have made great progress in the past year. Thank you for cultivating these excellent children. Here, I sincerely say: "Thank you, thank you!"

Parents and friends, you may feel very comfortable when you walk into our school. Great changes have taken place in the whole campus. The new teaching building has been painted, and the clean campus makes people feel very comfortable. The beautiful campus environment of the school is a good place to educate people. When you sit in the child's seat, you should feel how happy the child is. Our goal is the same, that is, for children's learning, for children's progress, for children's tomorrow and for children's healthy growth, we sit together today and take this opportunity to discuss how to better educate children. The main purpose of this parent-teacher conference is to hope that parents can learn more about their children's school performance and strengthen the connection between family and school. I hope parents can further cooperate with teachers and do some work to make their children learn better and achieve better results!

First, the cultivation of usual habits.

I would like to ask parents to take time out to care about their children's study and life as much as possible, so that children can develop good living habits from an early age, paying special attention to the following aspects:

1, don't let them watch TV for a long time, and the distance should be far and the content should be selective. At present, the proportion of myopia among primary school students is increasing, so parents should pay more attention to it at ordinary times.

2. Now some children are very dependent and have a weak concept of work. Parents should pay attention to involving their children in housework.

Don't give children too much pocket money. Especially don't buy some dangerous toys for children. Pay attention to the child's schoolbag at ordinary times, and maybe you can find some problems from it.

4. Let children learn to love. It is natural for parents to love their children, and it is even more natural for children to love their parents. Parents should not only care about their children, but also try to make them learn to love. Parents should not only be temperate in their love for their children, but also strive to be rewarded, so that children can learn to love their parents, others, their families, their schools and their motherland in the process of repayment, cultivate their healthy psychology, and make them become modern people with good psychological qualities such as compassion, love and conscience.

Parents should encourage their children to do more exercise, which can make them strong, responsive, coordinated, smart and optimistic, and promote the development of good moral character and thinking quality. Children should be encouraged to take part in sports, so as to maintain vigorous energy, eliminate fatigue and improve learning efficiency. At the same time, parents and children can participate in sports together, which can enhance parent-child relationship, have more fun and be beneficial to physical and mental health.

Second, how to help children learn

1, develop good work habits.

Playfulness is a child's nature, and most children lack self-control, so parents need to urge their children to finish their homework carefully and cultivate their good homework habits and writing posture. Parents urge them to do their homework, check their homework in time and explain what they haven't learned in time. Earnestly completing daily homework is the basic guarantee of study. Sometimes, when a child suddenly makes great progress in his studies, the teacher feels very gratified. Once a child's study has regressed, ask why. Generally, parents are very busy recently and have no time to take care of him. The teacher doesn't want any students to fall behind.

2. Develop good learning methods.

Children should adopt this method when they go home to do their homework every week: first review what they have learned this week and straighten out the context; Then do this week's homework and check it; Finally, preview what you will learn next week. If we adopt this method and stick to it, I believe that children's learning will definitely make great progress.

3. Get into the habit of asking if you don't understand.

Parents should patiently explain the meaning of some questions that children don't understand and encourage them to ask if they don't understand. But parents had better not tell him the answer directly. I think as long as you explain the problem clearly, the child can solve it by himself. Children in Grade Two are still lacking in language expression. I found that children with poor grades tend to be more dependent and unwilling to think independently. They either wait for the teacher to explain in class or turn around and expect other students. These students must be dragging their feet when they do their homework at home. Parents should pay attention to correct guidance.

4. Family environment

Every child has a home. Family is the first school where children grow up, and parents are their first teachers. The quality of family environment directly affects whether children can grow up healthily. Good does not mean that the family environment is rich, but that the family style is good. Psychologists say: children will learn to condemn if they live with criticism; If children live in hostility, they learn to be aggressive; When children live with encouragement, they will learn to be confident; If children live in a popular environment, they will learn to like others; If children live in friendship, they will feel what a wonderful world they live in.

Our goal is the same, all for children, all for children. I hope everyone will work together to cultivate every child into a pillar of the country!

Humorous parent-teacher conference speech 3

Dear parents:

(used when meeting in the afternoon) Good afternoon.

Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to attend the parent-teacher conference. The main purpose of holding this parent-teacher meeting is to hope that parents can cooperate with schools and teachers to educate their children together. Let children learn better and get better grades!

First, introduce the class situation.

There are 49 students in my class, boys 3 1 and girls 18. In class management, I strictly follow the class management system. Children are in the second grade. Generally speaking, the students have made great progress in all aspects, especially in the class evaluation conducted by the school. Everyone's sense of collective honor has been enhanced, and health, discipline and study have made obvious progress. Our class won the flowing red flag for four weeks in a row. This is the result of the efforts of the whole class. Every time the children hear that Class 2 (3) won the flying red flag at the flag-raising ceremony on Monday, they will jump with joy like magpies. Visible children have a positive heart. Sometimes because a child is late and forgets to bring a school card or a red scarf, other children will tell me who was detained. Therefore, parents should urge their children to bring stationery, books, notebooks and homework every day, and wear school cards and red scarves to school on time.

Secondly, I will talk about children's Chinese learning next.

Mid-term exam More than 90 points are 3 1 person, of which 100 points are 3, 80-89 points 12, and 60-70 points are 5.

Judging from this mid-term exam, the students are generally making progress. Most students are serious and standardized in writing, have a firm grasp of the text knowledge, and have a rich and organized style of writing. We are happy to see the progress of our children in our eyes. But I think there are still many shortcomings that should arouse our common concern. For example, a few children do their homework very slowly and can't finish it on time. Some children also make mistakes in many simple words when doing their homework. Some children often don't do their homework, try their best to avoid inspection, and even lie that they didn't bring them. Some did, but the handwriting was very sloppy, and the words were unrecognizable, and the words were wrong and the questions were wrong. These children need great efforts from teachers and parents. If parents don't pay attention to it, children will lose self-confidence, their academic performance will get worse and worse, and they will even hate learning.

I think all parents have a wish that their children have a bright future. However, it is not enough to rely solely on the efforts of schools. As parents of children, they must attach importance to their children's study. The success of children can not be separated from the joint efforts of teachers and parents. For the sake of children's future, I want to make five demands on my parents.

1, urging children to memorize new words.

The literacy of senior two is relatively large, requiring students to recognize 450 words and write 350 words. And can form words. There are many things to learn, and new lessons are taken every day, so there is little time to review. Students learn the latter knowledge and forget the former knowledge. Some parents asked me why children can't write homework when they look at pinyin. That's because the child has forgotten. Therefore, after children learn new words in each class, please ask parents to help them dictate new words in time, help them review frequently, and let them deepen their memory of what they have learned this semester.

2. Urge the children to recite the text.

Parents must recite the text with their children. Only by reciting the text can they do this problem. Students have accumulated good words and sentences while reciting the text. There is nothing to write a composition; After parents and children recite the text together, please sign truthfully so that I can master the real learning situation of children.

3. Urge children to finish their homework.

Parents are requested to check their children's homework every day and sign it in time. The child's homework is written neatly. If you do it right, sign it. Don't sign if you do something wrong. There's no point in signing it. I also want to emphasize children's writing. Standardized writing is very important for junior students. How do children acquire China literature? Just look at his handwriting. I found that all the children who are good at Chinese in our class write neatly. The child's neat handwriting shows that he can calm down and study. While writing carefully, children also remember the appearance of words. If you don't grasp the child's handwriting now, it will be difficult to correct it later. When children do their homework, I often have an eraser in my hand. Erase your child's handwriting when you see it is not good. Let her rewrite it. Therefore, I hope parents can often look at their children's exercise books. If they find their children's handwriting scrawled in recent years, they should communicate with them and educate them to write every word carefully and learn Chinese well.

Sometimes I joke with my parents that the child is your cub. If you don't care about her, who cares?

Teacher education alone is not enough. In short, how much parents pay for their children will be rewarded by their children. This is in direct proportion.

4. Help children improve their writing ability.

In the second grade, I added a composition on the basis of learning new words and phrases. I found that children who recite texts well and like reading extracurricular books have better language expression ability than other children and are more creative in writing than other students. Second-grade writing lays a good foundation for third-grade composition. I also pay great attention to the cultivation of children's speaking ability in class. I instruct the children to write a composition every week. I ask students to observe life and record their findings. The process of recording is to write a composition. It is difficult for children's composition to improve at once. So I arrange for my children to write a composition every weekend, and many children write well under the guidance of their parents. They were very happy when I read their composition in class. I handed their well-written compositions to the school red scarf radio station and broadcast them through the small host. Children prefer writing. But there are also some children who scribble. The child can't write a composition. As a parent of a child, she will make progress only if you teach her to write. Otherwise, he hates writing.

5, often remind children to listen carefully in class.

Forty minutes in class is the most important. A child who can learn must actively and seriously participate in learning in class, both hands-on and brains. I have carefully observed that children with poor grades often don't listen carefully in class and always ask the teacher to remind them. How can his grades be good? Parents should always remind their children to listen carefully in class, not to make small moves, not to talk.

In short, as the head teacher and Chinese teacher of Class 2 (3), I will try my best to educate my children with my parents.

Thank you!

Humorous speech by parents of parent-teacher association

Dear parents:

Hello!

I'm glad that all parents are busy to attend the parent-teacher conference. Thank you for your concern and love for our class, and for your strong support for our class work.

First, let me introduce myself. My name is Li, and I am a math teacher in Class X. In the past year, our school has been very brilliant, with online teaching and research, teaching achievements, teaching evaluation and other work among the best in the city. My grades in teaching grade six and grade one are also very good, especially in grade six mathematics, which ranks in the top three in the city. If it weren't for the influence of individual students, we would be the first in the city, which may widen the gap. As far as the current class is concerned, I am also confident to bring out good grades, but only if I get strong support from my parents. We are a two-in-one class, and we are not optimistic at the beginning, but it is commendable that most students have a positive spirit, especially those in our class Committee. Today, parents and friends are invited to hold this special meeting with us. The main purpose is to study the tasks faced by students this semester, formulate good measures, and through our joint efforts, do a good job in students' work, so that every student can make more or less progress this semester, and make joint efforts to make every student grow up healthily and lively. It can be said that today's parent-teacher conference is of great significance. I hope everyone will brainstorm and really make this parent-teacher conference meaningful.

Secondly, talk about the main contents of this parent-teacher conference:

First, learn:

Extensive knowledge learning. I take math class as an example. The second grade is mainly some very basic knowledge, such as simple number recognition, number writing, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division in tables.

But now it's a little different, because besides the above basic knowledge, there are more "lively" questions, that is, there are no most standard answers to these questions, such as renting a boat, arranging writing, and having a few ideas. You can solve more than one problem, unlike how students should pronounce Chinese characters and pinyin, so this puts higher demands on students, and they must master the foundation in a down-to-earth manner and expand their thinking at the same time. Considering the problem from different angles, the change in learning is also manifested in the increase in content and difficulty. There are two or more application problems, such as the application of 24-hour timing. If the foundation is not solid, it will be more difficult to solve the problem, because it is necessary to have a solid foundation in calculation and understanding, especially through calculation. This requires the efforts of all parents, and it is necessary to guide children to enter the middle grade and make a smooth transition to the senior grade.

Some students don't take the initiative to study because they don't have a good foundation and have difficulties in learning. In order to avoid work, they said in front of their parents, "I didn't assign homework today, or" I have already assigned it at school, so our parents should check whether it has been completed, and why some children want to learn more and more, and their grades are getting better and better (for example, Angelababy, He Xinyu and Yin Tao regard learning as a pleasant thing). While some children are getting worse (such as Li Tao, Ma Xinyue, Sun Xiaoxue, Zhu Jiaxing, etc.). ), in addition to the child's subjective reasons, our parents should also spend more time looking at their children's homework, help their children learn and make their grades go up.

Second, the cooperation of parents.

Good guidance from parents is the gold of the family. Only by mastering children's psychology and grasping budding education can children gradually step into the right path. Educating children is the responsibility of our teachers and parents. It is the wish of our teachers and parents that students come to school for education, improvement and progress. In the remaining half semester, I hope parents and friends will give more attention and cooperation in the following aspects:

1, give children more confidence to be their strong backing for growth. Due to the individual differences of children, it is inevitable that students' grades will be uneven. Children refuse to study, resulting in poor grades. We should criticize them appropriately, but some children have worked hard and their grades are not satisfactory. We should give them confidence instead of throwing cold water on them, which will make them feel disgusted with their studies and face their achievements.

2. Educate children to observe discipline. There are family rules at home, school rules, and class rules in the class. As the saying goes, if there were no rules, there would be no Fiona Fang. These rules and disciplines are the guarantee for students to improve their grades. Only by observing these disciplines can students form a good class and improve their level in an all-round way. In particular, it is necessary to strengthen the concept of discipline and observe discipline in a civilized manner. It is necessary to educate children that a person who knows the rules and consciously abides by them can always act according to the rules and make himself progress. If any student does not do well in observing discipline, it is not only a kind of harm to himself, but also a kind of harm to those children who study hard and concentrate on their studies, and a kind of harm to our class. This is what we don't want to see, and it is absolutely.

According to the situation of students, we should contact the teacher and communicate in time. There are many students in our class, but the contact between teachers and parents is not very frequent. I think on the issue of educating children, we must first understand the students, and to achieve real results, parents and friends should contact teachers more, understand the children's school situation, and do timely education. Some parents and teachers of individual children hide from each other, and finally they feel at ease. The result can be imagined.

Parents are requested to pay attention to cultivating children's abilities and good moral character in all aspects. In order to make every child become an adult in the class and develop in a lively, vivid and healthy way, we will try our best to establish a democratic, equal and harmonious teacher-student relationship with the children. In class, the teacher will lead the children to study and explore questions, so that every child's wisdom shines in every class. I hope the parents and teachers present here will work together to realize this beautiful ideal. I hope parents can do the following:

(1) Support teachers' work and put forward valuable opinions and suggestions;

Create a good educational environment, spend as much time with children as possible, communicate with children frequently, be good at discovering children's advantages, and patiently guide children to treat their shortcomings correctly. And help them correct their shortcomings;

(3) Seriously assist students to treat each homework correctly, let children share their worries for the class and students and win glory for the class as their responsibility and obligation, help children establish a sense of responsibility from an early age, and make children grow up healthily physically and mentally.

4 To treat children's scores correctly, we should be good at tracing back to the source, finding out the essence of the problem, and being good at discovering children's bright spots and progress (don't think that scores are everything, test scores are high, guide children not to be complacent, and study problems with teachers and children).

For the healthy growth of children, we came together. For our ideal, we must work together to realize it. The teacher is willing to start from bit by bit.

Thank you!

Humorous parent-teacher conference speech 5

Dear parents and friends,

Good afternoon everyone!

I'm glad to meet you on such a beautiful afternoon. Your existence is the greatest support for my work. Thank you.

Today, I would like to take the opportunity of this parent-teacher conference to talk to you about the following issues:

First of all, summarize the final exam that just ended.

For this final exam, my children and I have made extremely full preparations. From the first two sets of examples, to the comprehensive simulation test after passing the basic knowledge of each unit, to the final return to the textbook, checking for missing parts, and even the early self-study on the day of the exam, we all made oral answers to all the basic knowledge questions in the winter vacation paradise against time. It can be said that our review is in place, leaving no dead ends. How to say it again: the three teachers basically adhere to the principle that the most basic and simple questions should be left at home, and the more difficult questions should be left in class and under the eyes of the teachers. In this way, the teacher can truly and timely grasp each child's mastery of this knowledge point, and then know fairly well and give them one-on-one counseling.

Paying really pays off, and the children's achievements are very gratifying to our three classroom teachers. The average score of mathematics and Chinese is 89, and the average score of English is 9 1. There are people with 90% or above in math, Chinese and English. I can't guarantee that this result will satisfy everyone present. But I really see the children's hope and believe that we will get better and better every day.

Second, look back on the road my children and I have traveled in the past six months.

1, the persistence of acrobatic practice

It should be said that the persistence of practicing exercises has made children taste the sweetness and the effect is remarkable. First of all, the constant practice of reading aloud has greatly improved children's reading level, which is reflected in the fact that when reading a paragraph, children can find the right key words to re-read, pay attention to cadence in tone and get their feelings in place. Accuracy and fluency have been improved. The most direct embodiment is the oral Chinese exam shortly before the final exam. The Chinese teachers and directors of the whole school have a class-by-class test under the leadership of the chairman. The children are confident and not nervous at all. They completely regard the exam as a personal display. At the summing-up meeting afterwards, the chairman especially praised our fourth-grade children, saying that our children are enthusiastic and study best. Another direct proof is our oral Chinese demonstration. In view of the excellent performance of the children, they were invited by the principal to give another lecture in front of the teachers and students of the whole school, which really made the children proud.

2. Group cooperative learning has achieved initial results.

Group cooperative learning is the inevitable direction of education and teaching mode after curriculum reform. At the beginning of this semester, we introduced group cooperative learning into the classroom. From grouping, selecting group leaders, teaching them relatively fixed answering steps, groping in practice, constantly summarizing and making progress. Up to now, children consciously strive to be the masters of learning in group cooperative learning and speak actively, which improves the efficiency of classroom learning. 1 1 month, my children and I successfully gave the whole school teacher the lesson Brave Boy.

3. Arrangement of wrong problem sets

Speaking of wrong problem sets, I believe everyone knows its importance. Interviewing the top candidates in previous college entrance examinations and talking about successful experiences are all mentioned without exception. Thanks to English teacher Zhang, I was going to teach the children to sort out the wrong problem sets in the next semester of Grade Four. I didn't expect that soon after school started, Mr. Zhang introduced the wrong problem set into the English class. After half a semester's training, the children mastered the method and format of sorting out the wrong problem sets, and I benefited a lot from it. In the final review, I got a set of standardized Chinese wrong questions with no effort.

4. Excellent results have been achieved in the competition of 100 words 100.

This semester, we held two Chinese Hundred Words Contest, a Mathematics Hundred Words Contest and an English Hundred Words Contest. The results of the four games have been published in the school newspaper. The results of our class are better than those of our brother's class, which greatly encourages the children to study.

The small corner of the book shows great power

Thank you very much for your strong support. Our book corner has received about 80 books since its establishment. Whenever children complete the assigned study tasks or during recess or lunch break, they will read the books carefully in their hands, and the reading habits will be developed day by day and benefit for life.

6. The smell of home is getting stronger and stronger.

This is what I want to see most. Play back a few real life scenes for everyone. One: One noon, Wang Yifan. ...

Second: nosebleed ... Third: Yang _ _ has a broken lip. ...

These are enough to prove that children have become the closest partners. They are the only children in the family. They gradually feel the warmth of home in this big family, and at the same time offer their enthusiasm. As a parent, I am happily enjoying the surprises brought by my growth.

Third, several key points of my work next semester.

1, the accumulation of extracurricular knowledge

I saw a message on WeChat that the total score of Chinese will be increased from 20-2000 to 200. Although the authenticity of the message has not been verified, it is at least. It may be the general direction of the college entrance examination in the future, and you and my children can catch up. This invisibly brought me a lot of pressure. Chinese is different from other subjects, it is boundless. If you want to learn well, you have to read more, practice more and accumulate more. I'm going to hold a Chinese knowledge contest next semester. Careful parents and friends may have seen some knowledge points related to Chinese in the lower left corner of the exercise book. Are the topics of our Chinese knowledge contest. Maybe you will be invited to attend. Get ready.

2. Adhere to the book corner and expand the book corner.

From the experience of this semester, the children are very honest, and the books they lend can be returned on time, and they can be carefully protected without damage. We will change fresh blood next semester, and hope to get your support.

3. Practice writing.

So far, children's writing speed is still optimistic, and very few students may not be able to finish their homework on time. From the perspective of writing fairness, the following students basically passed: Niu _ _, the calligraphy of other students needs to be improved in the next semester, which will be a focus of my teaching work in the next semester.

4, sitting posture, eyes!

Fourth, I need you to cooperate with me to do a few things.

1, strengthen the education of children about the spirit of hard work and hard work.

Entering the middle and senior grades, the learning tasks suddenly increase, and children will definitely feel harder than usual. But from the perspective of children's growth, this kind of effort is precisely the best spiritual wealth for children. Our parents should always educate their children in this respect. Especially when children complain, they should be given psychological counseling in time, reason for them, and let them understand that there will be no great gains without hard work and hardship. At the same time, we should praise and encourage their progress through hard work and diligence. Let them be happy in suffering and have hope in suffering.

2. Be sure to give the child a feeling that mom and dad care about my study.

What we care about is not only children's grades, but also the development of children's good study habits is the highlight of our present stage.

It's time for children to be gender-aware. Especially the parents of girls.

I especially want to say: take care of your wealth and things.

Finally, I want to say that you can spend thousands of dollars every year to send your children to Green Apple and call them to me. Is it? I am honored by your trust in me, and I will do my best. We are fortunate to be partners in children's growth, which is no small fate. I sincerely hope that we can communicate frequently. I am a simple and direct person, and my greatest advantage is that I love telling the truth. I hope you understand that my starting point must be for the children. At home, he is everything to you. They mean everything to me here. I will be a good parent and strive to create a warm, warm, fair, just and pure growth environment for my children, so that their childhood will be full of sunshine.