Russian-Ukrainian jokes

It has to be said that there are really many great people on the Internet who are awesome. A war incident between Russia and Ukraine can also be told in detail through a very simple and easy-to-understand paragraph, which makes people laugh. People quickly understand the causes and consequences of the entire incident, and quickly understand the current situation of the war between the two countries.

Let’s take a look at the following paragraphs taken from the Internet:

More than 20 years ago, Ukraine divorced her ex-husband (Russia), several children also belonged to her, and her ex-husband also treated her It's quite interesting that she left a lot of money and property. Later, her ex-husband paid off more than 200 billion in debt for her. After getting rid of her ex-husband, she began to flirt and flirt with the village bully (old American) and a group of young men (Western) until she completely lay in their arms. That's fine, it was her freedom after divorce, but she completely obeyed the village bully and hooked up with the village bully to attack her ex-husband. The ex-husband was very angry and insisted on taking back a child: Crimea.

She began to hold a grudge and have sweet dreams. She wanted to marry into the Nato family and squeeze her ex-husband with power. However, the village bully did not want to marry her. He just wanted to use her to bully her ex-husband, and she was stupid. Damn it, from time to time he punched and kicked the other two children (Luhansk, Donetsk). These two children couldn't cry and complain to their father...

The village bully was still standing by. She only occasionally gave her some expired things (ammunition), so she thought she had someone to back her up, so she became even more arrogant towards her ex-husband. Her ex-husband couldn't bear it anymore and finally got angry. Seeing how pitiful the two children were, he rushed over with the guy to kill the two children. She protected them and shouted that if anyone dared to move again, I would kill them. Now she, the village bully and the gang of prodigal boys were all cowed...

So, do you understand?