I love to laugh at the script of the miracle doctor in the conference room, please beg me~ Fen Shao, can you help me?

Script of the Miracle Doctor------Chen Xiaoliang

Scene 1 Come in outside the door

aOuch (roll around from the ground)

bGet out of here, you liar. Next time you are lying to others, get your legs off. Get out of here (very domineering).

aOkay, sir, I'll get out of here... You are the liar. I am a miracle doctor who practices medicine to save the world. If that person dies and I can't save him, it's not my fault. It's not my fault, right? (Said with a change of expression). . . . Is there anyone in Hua Tuo who has any illness that can be cured by medicine?

c (The young hero comes on stage) I heard that you are a miracle doctor

aHumph, how can I say I heard about it? Everyone knows that I am a miracle doctor (hehehe)

cI have a patient here. Can you cure it?

a As long as you can afford this wallet, you can cure all diseases

c (Take out 1,000 taels of silver) This is a thousand taels of silver. If you can cure him, I will double it

How can Yinliang be impressed by the miracle doctor who saved the world? .....lead the way! (Take a and walk out the door)

Scene 2 The patient is in place. c comes in from the door with a

a Is this the patient? Hmm... According to common sense, should I take my pulse first? (c nods)

a Yes (closes eyes and checks pulse) Hey~ huh? (Shaking his hands) Look how trembling his pulse is.

a This brother, let me take a step to speak... Tell the truth. If you spend money to treat him, why not use your little money to treat him? It's too late for him to take care of his funeral. It's too late for him to go east. I know a master who is very good at making a coffin for him, and then put on new clothes, right? Then go west neatly. I also know a master who is very good at making people happy. Build a big house for him and it will be so glorious when he walks away! Do you think so? ! Let me calculate for you. The 1,000 taels for medical treatment will not be accepted from you. Then I can build a coffin for him, which is 2,000 um... three hundred... 80,000 taels, right? It's only ten thousand taels for a big house. Ten thousand and two hundred thousand plus makeup and clothes... (c pulls out the knife)

a I think his illness can definitely be cured with twenty cents

cIf you can’t cure it, you will die (take it back)

aHey...ah! In fact, his disease is easy to cure. I actually met a similar patient. There was an old man on the top of a mountain in Huashang who also had the same disease. I cured him. Don’t worry (hehehe)

aI will use this needle to prick his Baihui point with the first needle! The Baihui point is...this (the patient shouted "Uh~~~" when I pricked him), I pricked his temple with the second needle (I pricked "Uh~~~~")

Please take a look, young hero! (Music starts. o 0~~~)

(At the end of a, the patient did not get up after wiping his sweat) (c stood up and stood at the door)

a If he follows this How good it would be to be energetic!

aThat’s right...his disease can be cured. To cure this disease, he must have this...(thinking) Tianshan Snow Lotus is the Tianshan Snow Lotus. Let me tell you, this Tianshan Snow Lotus is in the tenth century. Eighteen thousand miles away in the Tianshan Mountains (c went out, a turned his back to c, continued to talk and didn’t know c was out) but what about this person? I just diagnosed that he only has three hours to live. If you can’t get it within these three hours, I am afraid that he will die when he comes to Tianshan Snow Lotus (turn around...c just opened the door, panting, took a flower to a and walked out) (a...speechless)

a (come to the patient ) Brother, I’m telling you, I really don’t know how to treat a doctor. You said where did you find the person? In just a short time, they brought Tianshan Snow Lotus (smelling it with a bitter face). It’s really like Tianshan Snow Lotus. Brother, I’m telling you about this medicine. It's a good thing. I've never seen it in my life. Anyway, this thing... I don't know if stuffing it in your mouth is good. Anyway, this thing will benefit you at all. Just let me go. I will never be a liar again in my next life. Just stuff it in and hurry up, okay? (Put it in) Listen to me and hold it in your mouth. Don’t tell me that you’ll look good in the coffin if you die like this. Look, it’ll look good if you put it in my coffin. (c comes in)

aah... This snow lotus has gained enough popularity to be used as medicine

Please take a look, young hero! (Music starts.

o 0~~~)

(The patient didn’t get up, c pulled out the knife to kill a)

a Don’t worry, don’t worry, how do I know if he can’t get up? I still have some tricks to deal with. Can you give me another chance if you have a trick?

aah... I suddenly remembered that the Tianshan Snow Lotus is too powerful and there must be a medicine to induce it into the prescription. If the medicine is available, you have to prepare this medicine for me. Quotation

cWhat kind of medicine is it?

aYour tears

cI...have no tears

aHuman life is at stake, you said If you don’t survive the treatment of this person without tears (little excitement) I can’t do anything

(c pulls out the knife)

a... I can force you to cry! Come here, brother, let me make up a story...

A Once upon a time, there was a banana. He felt very hot while walking, so he took off his clothes and then was hit by the banana. The skin slipped and fell to death... You think this is so touching... How could a banana fall to death like this?

(c turned around and brought a cup to a) (a was speechless..)

a Did the story I told touch you?

c Internal strength is so strong (blinks eyes)

(a stuffs Tianshan snow lotus into a cup)

aDoes your home have a stove?

cNo

aHey, there's nothing we can do about it. We have to boil a bowl of water into half a bowl before it can be used as medicine. Since there's nothing we can do about it, I'll leave first

(c took the cup)

Brother a, you... (Use your inner strength..See Chen Xiaoliang’s demonstration for the specific operation..Give the cup to a)

a (a ran Go to the patient) Brother, I beg you to gain some energy, I am going to die

Please look at it, young hero! (Music starts. o 0~~~)

aWoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... p>

cI said if you can’t cure it, you will die (pull out the knife)

aNo, no, no, brother, the last move. Do you believe that my last move will work? I will know how to do it.

aTo be honest this time, I have a secret recipe passed down from my ancestors called blood transfusion, but I don’t know... I’ll just wait and see if I can succeed the first time I use it. Brother, I’ll lend you your sword and use it.

( Go to the patient and use "click..." The patient's wrist and mouth take a sip and taste it... If you say type AB, go to c, "click", you are type C, a said that's not possible, the two blood types can't get along, c lifted up a sleeves... a said Young Hero, this is not possible. "Click" c said AB)

a These thousand taels of silver will cost you your life, you say... (a Go to the patient... specific operations Watch Chen Xiaoliang’s demonstration..)

A young hero, please watch! (Music starts. o 0~~~)

(The patient slowly gets up, a slowly lies down)

c (c walks to the patient) Do you still remember me?

Patient: It’s you...

cI said I would kill you with my own hands. . . I've avenged my father's murder

aDid you get kicked in the head by a donkey? I have no blood...

cTwo thousand taels of silver note. Thank you (give the money to c)

aTwo thousand taels. Why do I need him for twenty thousand taels? My life is gone! ! (Put the money in your pocket and watch Chen Xiaoliang’s demonstration for specific operations)