The jokes caused by nonstandard Putonghua are longer.

There is a person who doesn't want to speak Mandarin. Wherever he goes, he speaks dialect.

One day, he went to a city on business. At noon, he went to a jiaozi store to eat jiaozi. Ask a waiter "shuì" in dialect as soon as you enter the door.

How much is jiao Yao?

wǎn？ "

The waiter said angrily, "Go to the hotel to sleep!" " "Said and pushed him out of the door.

The man meant to ask, "How much is a bowl of jiaozi?" The result made people listen: "How much is it to sleep for one night?" I really can't speak Mandarin, so I made a big joke.