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After the piano major finished playing a tune, he asked, "How did I play?" Friend: "You should play on TV!" ""Wow, you mean I play that well? " "No, if you are on TV, I can turn it off. "How does the viola make the violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't make any noise. You can only take one thing on an isolated island. What would you take: a good viola player, a poor viola player, or your dream lover? A: Bad viola player. The other two only exist in your fantasy. Why do violinists say fingers are like lightning? A: Because they never split (pull) in one place twice. Otsuka: Wait a minute, 200. Brass: Blow, 20 yuan. Violin: 12.34.50 cents ... people who play the flute will never appear in front of your door. Because he can't find the key and he doesn't know when to come in! Every time before the cello starts/has a holiday, we can see the limping posture of cello friends and a touch of heavy scenery on the bus/taxi. French horn and piccolo: Who dares to sit next to me? Piccolo: I dare! Horn: ... who dares to sit next to us? Erhu despises playing the piano, guitar, bass, violin, trumpet, erhu ... suona, learning erhu, suona ... When will the guitarist be out of tune? When his hand started to move. What was the last thing the drummer said before he was expelled from the band? " How about practicing my new song? "Why does Beth want a bassist to be her boyfriend? Bass players have more time with you and don't spend too much time practicing bass. 2, the bass player is very low-key, do not believe you let him play a solo?