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A woman works the night shift and a man follows her. In fear, the woman passed by the grave and had a brainwave. She said to the grave, "Dad, I'm back. Open the door. " The man was frightened and ran away screaming. The woman felt at ease and was about to leave when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: "Daughter, you forgot your key again." The woman was frightened and ran away screaming. At this time, a grave robber emerged from the grave and said, "Shit, I delayed my work and scared you to death!" " "The voice of grave robbery just fell and I found an old man carving a tombstone with a chisel next to him. Out of curiosity, the old man said angrily, "NND, they carved my name wrong ..." The grave robber screamed and ran away. The old man sneered: "God, you dare to rob my business, it's still tender ..." Just then, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground and the old man was about to pick it up. When he bent down, he found a chisel in his hand in the grass. The old man was shocked, and suddenly a voice came: "You want to die! Change my house number! ! ".The old man, don't fool me, roll down the hill! Then a scavenger climbed out of the grass. "Chicken, it takes such a big god to get a piece of iron!" "
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