Seeking translation of German jokes

He: "I ordered a pizza. What would you like?"

she: "I don't want it."

He: "All right."

She: "… or what can I get?"

He: "What would you like?"

she: "I don't know."

He: "You don't know, what would you like?"

she: "I don't know."

He: "Are you hungry?"

she: "I don't know, it seems a little."

He: "What do you mean" seems to be "…?"

She: "That is to say, I don't know myself."

He: "If I am hungry, I will feel it."

She: "Maybe I'll be hungry later."

He: "OK, I'll order you something to eat."

She: "But what if I don't want to eat after a while?"

He: "Then don't eat."

She: "That's a waste."

He: "Then you can save it for tomorrow."

She: "But what if I have no appetite for pizza tomorrow?"

He: "Pizza can be eaten at any time."

she: "I can't."

He: "Then let me choose something else for you."

she: "but I don't want to eat anything else at all."

He: "Then we'll have pizza."

she: "No."

He: "Then don't eat anything."

she: "that won't do."

He: "You drive me crazy."

She: "Why don't you order something for yourself first ...?"

He: "Whatever you want …"

She: "But you should put ham on the pizza."

He: "But I can't get used to ham at all."

she: "I'm used to eating."

He: "I think, what should I order for me first …?"

She: "You should order something for yourself, too."

He: "Then why add ham …?"

She: "That's because if your pizza comes, I'm hungry again."

He: "So what?"

She: "Do you think I want to eat something that I don't want to eat at all?"

He: "Why do you want to eat?"

She: "Why don't you want me to eat?"

He: "Wait …, I should order something for myself, and this food should be willing to eat in case you are hungry …? ！”

She: "Exactly."

He: "Then what should I eat?"

She: "Then, maybe I won't be hungry at all ..."

Description: Frankfurt District Court found him to have committed murder with passion, which belonged to self-defense, and acquitted him.