Xiaoming's cold joke story

Do you know Xiaoming's cold jokes? This article is Xiao Ming's cold joke story carefully edited by me. I hope it will help you!

Xiao Ming's cold joke story Xiao Ming's series of cold jokes 1. One day, Xiao Ming just finished cutting his hair. His classmates saw him and said, "Xiao Ming, your hair is like a kite!" " Then Xiao Ming ran away crying, flying as he ran.

Xiaoming series jokes 2. Mother bought a bike for Xiaoming. Xiaoming is riding a bike in the yard, and his mother looks at him. When Xiao Ming rode in the yard for the first time, he said to his mother, "Look, Mom, I can ride without hands! On the second lap, he said to his mother, "Look, Mom, I can ride without hands and feet! "On the third lap, he said to his mother," Mom, look, I have no teeth. " .

Xiaoming series jokes 3. Xiaoming was expelled from school for fighting, and a girl in his class chased him home.

Say to him, "What shall I do if you leave?"

Xiao Ming's mother was anxious and asked him, "What's your relationship?"

Xiao Ming was puzzled and said, "It doesn't matter." ! "

I saw that girl say, "If you leave, I will be the last one!" " ! ! "

Xiaoming series jokes 4. The teacher asked Xiaoming questions in class, but Xiaoming stood up without saying a word.

Teacher: Xiaoming?

Teacher: Xiaoming?

Teacher: Xiaoming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know!

Xiao Ming: Zhi ~

One day, Xiaoming asked his grandmother very grievance: "Grandma, grandma, do you think I am a silly child?" Grandma replied, "silly child, how can you be a silly child?"

Xiao Ming's Cold Joke Story Part II One day I was at school and Xiao Ming was making a cold joke.

At school. One night, I finished my homework and lay in bed watching TV. My mother knits a sweater next to me. It's not good to watch me start burping and hold my breath to drink water. At this time, my mother suddenly put down her sweater and asked me seriously, "What have you been doing at school recently?" I was puzzled and said, "No". . . "Line feed (grass) mom:" No? ! If not, will your class teacher call me this afternoon? Say, "Tell me the truth!" I just can't figure out what I did wrong. At school, when I was struggling, my mother asked, "Still burping?" Line change (grass) me: "oh, strange, I can't call." . . "Line change (grass) Mom:" Don't fight? It seems that I really did something bad at school. " Xiaoming is a cold joke.

A brother chases his girlfriend, and every morning he has a pack of heart-shaped biscuits and a bottle of milk. Perseverance, finally got what I wanted. One morning, he went to see his girlfriend with a heart-shaped biscuit. His girlfriend asked, "Where did you buy this biscuit? I went to many supermarkets, but I just couldn't get this shape. " He proudly said, "Of course I can't find it. I chewed it up ... "Xiao Ming laughed it off.

My sister is losing weight. Yesterday, she sent a text message asking her how it worked. She replied: Before leaving work, she made a short break (grass). She wanted to kill herself, but she couldn't swallow it in one breath. XXX can only take one pill at a time, but how many did she take? Xiaoming fell asleep.

An elegant person like you usually doesn't shit. Change (grass) change (grass) marriage is such a thing, there is money to pay and someone to pay. Line Change (Grass) Line Change (Grass) I want to write your story into a book, but how can meager paper bear your deep affection, so there are bamboo slips in the world. Xiaoming's cold joke

Today, a friend chewed the duck neck, Hunan salted duck, and broke the duck neck, saying while chewing. . Why is this bone so hard to chew? . He also asked: How should I chew this duck neck? I replied: Think about how dogs chew. . . Xiaoming's cold joke

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