Funny dialect sentences everywhere

First, Meng is really blind. Those two big die and that dialect-flavored Mandarin don't have the most basic qualities as actors. I wonder how much money I gave them.

Two or three apples changed the world: one killed Eve, one awakened Newton, and one was bitten by Jobs.

Third, you gaha things, don't push this gaha.

Moon, did you break my red rope?

5. In Dear, Zhao Wei plays a rural woman who is full of dialects, showing the complicated side of the social phenomenon of child abduction. There is no trace of performance, which is called textbook level. It is indeed a subversive performance. China Mesozoic actress model, rooted in the local good actress, Zhao Wei is commendable!

6. Why don't parents want their daughters to get married? Because of the difficult dialect and culture. I feel uncomfortable with my husband, but I have nowhere to go. Only the deepest thoughts are left to parents. Endless filial piety has become the deepest pain for her daughter. When you are old enough to talk, your husband will be the only one to rely on. The loneliness in marriage is doubled! It is a rebirth for a woman to marry far away!

Seven, the most authentic dialect is swearing.

Eight, school, although you got my body, you can't get my heart.

9. My buddy told me that he didn't believe in life before, but when he returned to being single, he found that it might be destiny takes a hand. However, if you find someone who speaks Mandarin well when you tell your fortune, there may be fewer twists and turns. Look, I don't understand, he said. The first time I asked someone to visit my fortune-teller, my parents took them when I was in middle school, when I was still in my hometown. My parents are worried about my future, and my husband said, nothing. I am thirty years old. But that dialect sounds like a 30-minute walk, you see, it's 3 1 walk ~

Ten, such as China developed. Ask foreigners to translate classical Chinese.

A girl like you can't get married, and even if she does, it will be blamed on others.