20 funny jokes that I have never heard before!

(1) The little penguin asked his grandma one day, "Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asked his father again, "Dad Dad, am I a penguin? "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong?" "But why do I feel so cold?" (2) Fortunately or unfortunately: My brother can't write "favor" in the exam. "", I thought that the cover of the drink I brought had the words "Thank you for your patronage", so I peeked at the cover and saw "One More Bottle" printed on it

(3) The teacher asked to make a sentence using "Across the World", in small lowercase: Playing football, kicked into the ditch, mud is spread all over the world