Help find some jokes about elephants and ants...

1. Wrong Wear

The elephant and the ant went swimming. The elephant jumped into the pool and swam for a while. Then he saw the ant calling him from the edge of the pool: "Elephant, you Come up." The elephant hurriedly ran up and asked eagerly: "What's wrong?" The ant looked at it and said, "It's okay, you can go down." The elephant said unhappily: "What's wrong with you?" You came up and asked me to come down after a while. Please explain clearly." Ant replied melancholy: "I just checked to see if I was wearing the wrong swimsuit."

2. Stumbling an elephant

One The ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant burrowed into the soil in a hurry, leaving only one leg exposed. The little rabbit saw it and asked in confusion: "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said: "Shh! Don't say anything, I will trip up the stupid elephant!"

3. Voluntary blood donation

One day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants lining up and hurrying away, and asked why. The ant replied: "Yesterday, an elephant was tripped by one of our brothers and fell seriously injured. Let's donate blood to that elephant." Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back, and asked what happened. One ant said: "Oh, there is only one with the same blood type as the elephant, leaving him alone to draw blood is enough."

4. Litigation

The elephant will sue after he recovers. Ant, the court ruled that the ant tripped the elephant was malicious injury and was jailed for 6 months. Ant was dissatisfied, "The maximum sentence for personal injury is two months. Why did you sentence me to half a year?" The judge said: "The sentence for personal injury is two months, and tripping an elephant is racial discrimination. An additional four months." So Ant filed a complaint with the High Court. : "We and the elephants are originally equal, so how can we be 'discriminated'? Please ask the High Court to make a clear judgment, clear our innocence, and sue the judge for false accusation."

5. The unjust elephant

One day the elephant died suddenly, and everyone ran to see it. Found a female ant next to her. Just ask it how the elephant died. The female ant cried and said: "I just told it that I was pregnant with its child, and it..." A few days later, the female ant laid a bunch of eggs, hatched and hatched, and a group of ostriches hatched out. Depend on! The elephant died so unjustly!

6. The elephant was kicked

One day the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and stretching one leg out. He asked: "What are you doing?" The elephant said: "Shh! Don't make a sound, I'll wait for the ant to come, so I can mess with him and avenge my brother." As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant's cry I screamed, so I ran back to take a look. On the way, I met an ant panting on the side of the road. Before the rabbit asked the ant, he listened to the ant himself: He wanted to mess with me, but fortunately I found it early, and I kicked his leg off!

7. AIDS Ants

The elephant was sent to the hospital due to a leg injury. The femoral artery was kicked off and he lost a lot of blood. A continuous transfusion of 80L was not enough. The blood bank was in crisis. The only one was Ants whose blood type matches the elephant's blood type have taken on the task of donating blood again. Not long after the elephant was discharged from the hospital, he gathered all his brothers and sisters and peed on all the ant holes he could see. The rabbit saw it and was puzzled: "An ant was kind enough to donate blood to you, why did you retaliate?" The elephant said angrily: "This is the most poisonous trick of the ant. The ant who donated blood has AIDS..."

8. The miserable ant

Not long after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died of illness. The ant was heartbroken and cried on the elephant's body. While crying, she said: Husband! Why did you come in front of me? How do you want me to live in the future? Crying and crying, I became so angry that I naturally said to myself, ***, I don’t have to do anything else in this life except digging holes to bury you.

9. Faint once each

One day, an ant said something to an elephant, and the elephant fainted. Do you know what the words are? The ant said to the elephant: My dear, I am pregnant and it may be yours. The elephant woke up and said something to the ant. The ant fainted, what are these words? Haha, the elephant said "honey, let's have sex again".

10. Divorce

The elephant and the ant have been married for a year, but they suddenly want to divorce.

The judge asked the ant, you are so in love, why do you need a divorce? The ant said: "Damn it, forget it, can it be done without a divorce? You have to crawl for 20 minutes to kiss!!!" Then the judge asked the elephant, you Why do you want a divorce? The elephant said: "Damn, every time I want to kiss an ant, I have to look for it with a magnifying glass for a while, and I don't dare to breathe for fear of blowing it away.

11. Choke him to death

An elephant stepped on an ant nest, and the ants climbed onto the elephant's back one after another. When the elephant shook, most of the ants fell down, except for one. The ant clung to the elephant's neck, and the ant below shouted excitedly: "Strangle him to death!"

12. The elephant defecated on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. In the middle of the road, an ant happened to be passing by. He looked up at the mist-shrouded peak and couldn't help but sigh: Lhasa, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!

13. The Ring

One day, Ant brought his girlfriend Elephant home. Ant’s mother waited for the Elephant to leave and then said to her son: “Son, let’s not get married! My family is poor and cannot afford such a big ring! ”

Fourteen, Unhappy

The ant was watching a movie, and suddenly the elephant sat in front of it, blocking the entire screen. The ant was very angry and ran to the elephant’s front seat. , sat for a while, turned around and said to the elephant fiercely: "This time, you know how uncomfortable it is to have the screen blocked by someone!"

15. Prostitution

The ant and the elephant went to find the prostitute together, and the hippopotamus and centipede in the little red building entertained them. The next day, the elephant saw the tired and scattered ant and praised him: "It's amazing. I climbed up in just two strokes." It was very boring, brother, you are awesome, you had sex all night, you are really an ant among ants, I admire you. "The ant lay on the ground and said with a sad face: "What a fucking unlucky person. I moved the thighs all night, and I haven't finished moving them yet this morning. "

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