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It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. If you want to leave, you have to leave.

It will take 20 years to get there. One day, the penguin stayed at home and was bored. He wanted to play with polar bears, so he went out with him.

Yes, but on the way, I found that I forgot to lock the door. It's been 10 years, but the door is closed.

still

It had to be locked, so the penguin went home and locked the door. After locking the door, the penguin set off again to find the polar bear, and so on.

what

It took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "polar bear, polar bear, penguin is looking for it."

You play.

Yes! "As a result, after the polar bear opened the door, guess what he said ..." Let's go to your house to play ~ "

2

The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."

I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

Boss: "Sorry, I still haven't."

"Oh. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I want two!" "

3.

Ming Dow Jr.: "Kang, let me ask you something." A shark ate a mung bean. What did it become? 」

Kang said, "I don't know. What is the answer? 」

Xiao Ming said, "Hey! Hey! The answer is "green bean paste (mung bean shark)", you are stupid! 」

four

The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution.

Make the lunch box blue.

5.

One person has a bad stomach. One day, he went to the Stomach Hospital and said to the doctor, "I will eat whatever I eat."

muskmelon

Pull watermelon, eat cucumber, pull cucumber! "

The doctor wanted to think, said to him:

"I think you are going to eat shit!"

six

On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?"

The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will flash!" "

seven

There is a polar bear playing with a penguin.

Penguins pluck their hair one by one. After pulling it out, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!"

Hearing this, the polar bear also pulled out his own hair one by one.

Turn to the penguin and say,

"It's so cold!"

eight

There is a loaf of bread. I was hungry when I walked, so I ate by myself.

nine

Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables! ~~

10

American: Have you ever seen a cup made of wood?

China: No!

American: Then why is the Chinese character "cup" beside the wooden character?

China people: Isn't there a word "no" next to the word "cup"? In other words, it is not made of wood.

1 1

Small white+small white =?

White rabbits (two) ~!

12

Q: What happens when a fat man falls from 12 floor?

fat person

14

When a millionaire drove past a village in a luxury extended Lincoln, he saw two beggars on the side of the road.

In the course of ...

Pull out the draft to eat, and the millionaire stopped the car at once.

"Why do you eat grass?"

"We really have no money ..." A beggar replied.

"Really, get in the car and go to my house."

"I have a wife and two children at home ..." A beggar muttered.

"Call 1, and the rich man points to another beggar." And you, call your family, too.

Let's go "

"My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. " Another beggar said.

"It doesn't matter, all call, go to 1.

In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended bus. Exercise path

Yes,

A beggar's wife said gratefully, "Boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us."

reach

Go home. "

The millionaire replied, "Nothing, I just came back from abroad, and my house has been neglected.".

courtyard

The lawn in the park may be more than one meter high, so you can eat enough.

Asun and appa have nothing to talk about, telling each other that time waits for no man.

A song: "Recalling my childhood, the happiest thing is Children's Day."

Apa: "Youth Day is in ten years."

Song: "Father's Day is in ten years."

Apa: "It will be the days of the elderly in a few decades."

A song: "In a few decades."

Appa: ". Tomb-Sweeping Day. "

15

One day, at the height of the national war, the guild leader came to the grassland front to boost morale. ...

The guild leader asked: What's the situation?

Report to the member archers: report to the head! There is a Bezos archer next to the tent 20 meters ahead, but

he

The accuracy is very poor. I shot many times these days, but I didn't hit anyone.

After listening to this, the colonel asked: Since we have found the enemy archer, why not kill him?

The archer said: Report to the team leader! No, don't you want them to exchange it for a more accurate one?

A passerby ran over and patted a child on the shoulder and asked him, where is this? The child replied: This is my shoulder ... 0.

One day, there was a fudge walking in the street.

As she was walking, she suddenly said, "Oh, dear! My legs are so soft! "

Once upon a time, there was a man named Yu,

One day, he was hungry,

I ate myself. ....

A classmate named Cai Xiao was walking on the road when he was suddenly stopped. ..

Mr banana is dating his girlfriend and walking down the street. It was very hot, so Mr. Banana took off his clothes. After that,

His girlfriend fell down.

There is a polar bear playing with a penguin. The penguin pulls off his hair one by one and pulls it out.

Later, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!"

Hearing this, the polar bear tore off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" " "

One day, mung beans jumped down from the fifth floor and shed a lot of blood, turning into red beans; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans;

The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.

One day, bean paste buns were walking on the road, and suddenly they had an accident and their stomachs were broken. Before he died, he looked at himself.

My stomach says, "Oh, I'm a bean paste bag."

The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out to scratch it and burned myself to death.

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. When the students saw his new hairstyle, they all smiled and said, Xiao Ming, your hairstyle is good.

Like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew away ...

There is a man who looks like an onion, crying as he walks. ..

One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are an enterprise.

Goose. The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" ""Yes, you are a penguin. Why?

Yao? ""But, but why do I feel so cold? "

There is a hide-and-seek club whose leader has not been found yet.

On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?"

The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine!" " "

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly, he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but it

Ignore him

Q: Why don't they say hello?

A: Because I am not familiar with it. ..

There is a fat man. ..........

Jump off a tall building ...

It turned out to be .......

Fat bastard ..

One day, a green apple went out shopping and suddenly saw a red apple. He said to the red apple. ...

You have a crush on me, otherwise why are you blushing? ...

In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.

Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"

Xiaohua: "Yes"

Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua: "Piano."

Xiaohong asked: Do you use your right hand or your left hand to make coffee?

Xiaomei said: right hand

Xiaohong said: Oh, you are awesome. You are not afraid of scalding, just like I use a spoon.

Xiao said to Xiao B: dig the plug ... it's raining outside! ! Have you seen it?

Xiao B is very excited: Yes, I see you.

The little snake asked Brother Snake in a panic .. "Brother, are we poisonous?" The snake said, "Why do you ask?"

The little snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now."

Once upon a time, tomato A and tomato B went shopping together.

Then one day suddenly a truck rushed out.

Squeeze the tomato nails through.

Tomato b laughs at tomato a.

[hahaha ketchup ~]

Chocolate and tomatoes fight, and chocolate wins.

Why?

Because of the chocolate bar ~

Q: Why do people go to bed to sleep?

A: Because the bed won't walk by itself!

There are two oranges. One said to the other, "Oh, why are you so yellow!" " "

One day, two ice creams competed for swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, and the last two melted.

A long time ago, there was a stray dog, looking for food to sustain his life in the street. He walked through countless cities and streets. Finally, he came to a desert. He wants to cross the desert, so he walks and walks ... tired and thirsty. Finally, he lay down and said, "Why am I as tired as a dog?"

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

A black cat saved a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later?

It says, "aim ~ ~"

A candy, walking in the North Pole, feels so cold.

-So it turned into rock sugar.

Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato suddenly walked very fast. The second tomato asked: Where are we going? The first tomato didn't answer, so the second tomato came again.

I asked once. The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly and said, aren't we tomatoes? we

Can you talk?

On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river, caught nothing and went home.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but found nothing and went home.

On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit:

If you use carrots as fucking bait again, I'll kill you!

Why did Xiaoming fall?

Because the floor is slippery.