Italian jokes about wine

One day, in the desert, there were an American, a Frenchman and an China. They are very tired. Suddenly, they found a magic lamp and shook it. A demon came out and said, I can realize three wishes for each of you. So, the American spoke his wish. His first wish is to ask for a lot of money. His second wish is to have many beautiful women. His third wish is to send him back to America at once. So, the goblin helped him realize all his wishes. Next, the Frenchman said his three wishes: his first wish was to ask for a lot of money. His second wish is to have many beautiful women. First of all, the leprechaun realized his wish. Speaking of China people, the first wish of China people is to have a bottle of Erguotou ... The second wish is to have a bucket of Erguotou ... After drinking Erguotou, he said the third wish. He said, I miss Americans and French so much. Can you call them back? The ............. goblin realized his wish.

When the Americans and the French came back, they were very angry ... so they walked in the desert again. Suddenly, they saw a magic lamp. They shook it. A monster came out from inside. They said, thank you for letting me out. But I am weak, so I can only realize one wish for each of you ... Americans and French are afraid that China will hurt them again. So they asked China to make a wish. So the people of China said to the demon, "I didn't.