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What's the funny joke? Don't make a cold joke, it's better to do it yourself …

Once I went out to eat with my girlfriend and spent 95 yuan. When I checked out, I found that my wallet was gone. Fortunately, a buddy of mine works nearby, so I called him quickly, and then I went to borrow money from him and left my girlfriend as a hostage in the restaurant. As a result, I borrowed 100 in a rage, and when I came back to check out, my girlfriend ordered another 17 milkshake. I said, elder sister, are you so thirsty?