Crossword puzzles, two-part allegorical sayings, Chinese jokes, four-character words and humorous sentences.

The rain hit Huangmei on the head-unlucky. (pour plums)

Half cotton.-no way. (No bullets)

Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness. (hairless)

December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

Throwing stones at public toilets-causing public anger. (causing male feces).

Confucius moved-all lost. All the books.

Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

The scholar's empty coffin was buried-defiant. There is no one in the Woods.

Eight-pronged approach-rules.

Peanuts-you must make noise. I'm going to explode.

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).

The monk's house.-great. (temple)

Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).

Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).

Hardcover maotai-very old. (Good wine)

Spider trawling-selfish. (from silk).

The blind lead the blind-busy is busy. (blind and blind).

Walking in the watermelon field. (the circle where the left and right sides intersect).

Take off your old shoes and put on new ones-turn over a new leaf. (changing shoes).

Sacks and straw bags-each generation is not as good as the next. One bag is not as good as one.

I can remember the beans at the bottom of the bowl. (the grain enters the eye).

Selling cloth without feet-bad intentions. (deliberate accident).

A poor carpenter starts a business-only one sentence. There is only a saw.

Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke).

No oil lamp-fault. (fee).

Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around. (ghost marriage)

The dung boat crossed the river-playing dead. (loading shit).

Sticking to the Nest and Mixing with Huang Lian —— Year after year of suffering. (sticky)

Open a drawer in a drugstore-have fun. (looking for pills)

Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (poop-poop).

Riding in Opera-No (Walking)

Saute pickles without soy sauce-as promised. Salt comes first.

From Henan to Hunan-it's even harder. (South Canada).

Carry a stone with a lantern-do it. (copy).

The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).

Whips in the fields.-Bullshit. (urging cattle).

The backbone of children-the generation of small people. The back of the villain.

Aviation somersault-handstand. (inverted flight test).

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing. (No temple).

The cargo ship is at sea.-amateurs. (Foreign Airlines).

Burn the flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens).

Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in.

There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with a round sound).

It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs).

Eat ginseng-spare. (added).

Pi Di's mother-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi).

Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

Bring a sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Make a sheep face)

Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.

Crazy chat with a fan. (rumor)

Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).

Sleep in the toilet-it's not far from death. It's not far from shit

Tang Priest's book is serious. A true sutra

Eating a small bowl depends on the weather. (author Tim).

The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).

The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. The turtle's heart is like an arrow.

There is a hole behind the temple-great. The temple is finished.

Birthday star Qi Xianhe-No road. No deer.

Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard that for a long time. (nine articles).

Girls in dyehouses don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing).

Tie a braid in the back-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder).

The stove turned over-what bad luck. (Pour coal).

Smoke in the rice cooker-confusion. The rice is burnt.

Baidu recorded your name-jealousy (degree)

Narcissus doesn't bloom-play dumb.

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-they know what they have suffered (or "what they have suffered can't be said")

There is also a homophonic two-part allegorical saying, which adds homophonic elements to the previous strong foundation. For example:

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Confucius was moved-all lost (book)

Burning charcoal with a flagpole (sigh)

Shut the knife in the cesspit-literature (smell) is not good, and martial arts (dance) is not good.

Here are some common two-part allegorical sayings:

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-you can't tell how bitter it is.

A scholar meets a soldier-I'm not sure.

A bachelor teaches a boy-stingy and greedy.

Money belongs to a bachelor-once lost, there is no turning back.

Blind people eat soup-know well.

Zhang Er monk-scratching their heads.

Politeness and honesty-shameless

Muddy guy opens the door-a man who leads his life.

You can't steal the chicken and not eat the rice, that is to say, you didn't take advantage, but suffered.

Throw bombs in the toilet-arouse people's feces (anger)

Death married a woman-a ghost.

The following are common two-part allegorical sayings in Cantonese:

Cowhide lanterns-the focus is extremely obscure

Chopping wood under the bed-hitting the board, is to get into trouble and have problems.

Wife and bear cover-yin gong, that is, pity.

Husband fanned the flames-bleak (wife is cold), it is pitiful.

Cyclops's wife-Take a look at the sun.

Winter salted duck-get a word

Blow up ghosts overnight-no anger

Sweet potato falls into air furnace-stew

Wet Elemene-Pumping at both ends

Watermelon hits the dog-I didn't see it.

Open henhouse-self-entry

The white eel goes to the beach-either dead or dead.

Burning flagpole-there is a long row of charcoal (sigh)

Chaozhou music-take care of yourself

Fuck his wireless (wet cotton)-no chance, just impeccable.

African monks-beggars hate (black monks), that is, they hate.

Fish sellers take a bath/fish sellers wash themselves-there is no taste.

Bow ruler-measuring water

Aram married Ali-tired and tired

Too centimeters of pork-everyone has one.

New Year's Eve fried dumpling-everyone has it and I have it.

The number of old people buried

Mongolian Khan-Kublai Khan: I was beaten in the ass (suddenly = ass; Fierce = cracked)

Draw water with a bamboo basket-use a sieve.