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Funny sentences about love
I got a scholarship before I met you, and I made up the exam after I met you. Before you know me, you make up the exam, and after you know me, you get a scholarship.
Second, I endure the shame of making others laugh and wash your clothes.
Three apples, one for you, two apples, and I'll give you the big one.
Four, eat a fish, I let you eat big body, I eat fish head.
You are so ugly, I call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.
6. Go out to spend money, and you can only eat carrots when you come back. Of course, you can also eat shark fin yourself if you save money.
In my Me Before You, I have never had a girlfriend. Before you met me, you had two boyfriends (a high school and a junior high school). )
Eight, when you are angry, I let you be a punching bag. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.
You can kiss me anytime. If you allow me, I want to kiss you.
You often hit me, but I never hit you.
Once you asked me what would happen to me if you fell in love with another man. I said I would kill that man. Let me ask you, what will happen if I fall in love with another woman? You said you were going to castrate me.
I bought you clothes from 200 yuan, but I only lied to you, 50 yuan. You bought me a watch for 30 dollars and cheated me for 300 dollars. Thirteen, I washed your socks n times and never lost one for you. When I was sick, you only washed two pairs of socks for me, and one person lost one pair.
Thirteen, I used your headphones, and I bought a new one to make it up to you. You lost my bike without even saying sorry.
Fourteen, once I get sick, I want to lose two pounds. Once I was sick, you gained two pounds instead (you came to the dormitory to accompany me and ate all my snacks).
Fifteen, I don't think you are short, you think I am tall.
Sixteen, you come to my house, I sleep on the sofa, I go to your house, or I sleep on the sofa.
Seventeen, my mother is so good to you, and your mother is not good to me at all.
Eighteen, that time I went to an open-air concert, you rode on my head and watched it with relish. I was pinned down by you and cried in the crowd.
Nineteen, my dog was born, and I will give you the most beautiful one. You gave me a dying goldfish and hurt me? ~ in two days, they will die.
Love messages sent by various departments in colleges and universities
No.65438 +0 Political Department
If the government stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I would rather that person is you, and I have no regrets until I die! But the government has no regulations ... then forget it!
The second legal department
Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.
Department of tertiary biology
If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly. ...
Department of Mechanical Engineering No.4 (rushed to the girl's downstairs immediately after finishing her hair, ready to rush to her dormitory to repair her mobile phone and peek casually)
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north of Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.
Pre-school Education Major of the Fifth Normal University
A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course! We are not children for a year or two! "
Six departments of financial management
If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you
No.7 health office
Weather forecast: I sometimes miss you from morning till day, and then it becomes a wild dream in the afternoon. My mood is expected to drop by five degrees. Affected by the prolonged low pressure area, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.
Eighth history department
It is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: you are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth gently, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!
9 th ad design bu
Personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later.
10 Chinese department
Last night, I sent you a mosquito to tell you that I miss you very much and ask it to kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you now! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!
1 1 Performance Department
If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink, I will die.
12 Department of Mathematics
Know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A, miss you B, miss you C, miss you D, miss you E, all of the above.
A love letter from a mathematical genius
Dear:
Atu 153 I fell in love with you at first sight at 1, and I have no second thoughts. I want to take care of you for three generations, because I secretly visited your website four times, and your charming facial features always make me lose my mind. My heart rises and falls eight times and I can't calm down 99 times.
If my perfect score is 10, you must be more than 1 1, at least you should have 12, but I hate the number 13, otherwise you must have 14, plus your cleverness, it will be more than/kloc. Arto, I will be 18 this year and 19 in a few days, that is, I am less than 20 years old, and I will pay 220,000 tuition this year. In fact, my IQ is 23 times that of Forrest Gump, but I have been sleeping.
I guess you are under 25 years old this year. I don't care if you are 26. 27 is still a good match for me. 28 are older than me 10 years old. A 29-year-old woman is said to be the most beautiful. I will think about it. I should not be so weak. I will start to feel queasy. I would rather sleep alone. How dare you lie to me. My mother is only 35 years old.
I will always remember that 4 1 day ago, I wrote 42 vows to love her, and there were 43 things I wanted to do forever, but I only got 44CC of true tears, plus 45 sleepless nights. To be honest, I made 46 useless words. In fact, you should start with 47 sentences, but you saw the 48 th sentence, and it was strange to write only 49 sentences, so here we are.
I want to say I miss you in sentence 5 1, and I want to say I love you in sentence 52, but I haven't thought of sentence 53 yet, so I skip sentence 54 directly to sentence 55. At this moment, I think of you 56 minutes ago. I wonder if you will think of me in 57 minutes?
I thought about it for 58 minutes and 59 seconds here, and I always found 60 thoughts of missing you, 665,438+0 reasons for loving you, 62 love words suitable for us, and 63 romantic encounters in movies. Although I also found your 64 small shortcomings, fortunately, I also found your 65 advantages, especially your waist is only 66 cm, which will make me addicted for 67 years. Anyway, we still have 70 years, and the trouble of this job has dragged me on for 765,438+0 months. There must be more than 72 admirers, because I am the 73rd, but I will set you as 74 years. Anyway, I am in 75 yuan every hour. Even if I want to chase you for 76 months, as long as you can spend the 77th Valentine's Day with me, I am willing to spend 780,000 yuan.
14942 after reading 79 words of truth I wrote, I estimate that 80% of you will be my girlfriend, because you found 8 1 charming places in me, and there are 82 places where you can't refuse me to hold your hand. Even if you have 83 excuses to escape, I will have 84 reasons to keep you. Ok, I will raise my salary to 85, so please accompany me to 86.
We have already missed the year of the Republic of China in 1989, and there are only a few days left in 1990. 19 1, you have the cheek not to let me be by your side, telling you that I am attached to you in 92 words. I can't get the Polaris, which is 930,000 light years away, but I am willing to buy 94 Hu Jiaomao you love and watch 95 meteor showers with you. Maybe I can't live to be 96 and accompany you to 1997, but it's the same. Maybe it's the one with 100.
Brain series:
When I was 5 years old, I said I loved you.
You cocked your head, blinked your big eyes and asked me doubtfully, "What do you mean?"
15, I said I love you.
Your face is as red as a burning cloud, your head is deeply bent, and you are fiddling with your skirt. You seem to be laughing.
When I was 20, I said I love you.
You put your head on my shoulder and hold my arm tightly, as if I were going to disappear in the next second.
When I was 25, I said I love you.
You put breakfast on the table, ran over and blew my nose and said, "I know!" Lazy, it is time to get up! "
At the age of 30, I said I love you.
You smiled and said, "Well, if you really love me, don't run around after work and don't forget the food I asked you to buy!" "
When I was 40, I said I love you.
While tidying up the dishes, you mumbled with a straight face, "All right, all right. Go and review your lessons for the children. "
At the age of 50, I said I love you.
You don't look up in a sweater and say, "Really? Do you want me to die quickly and giggle? "
At the age of 70, we sat in a rocking chair and wore reading glasses, enjoying the love letter I gave you 50 years ago, and our wrinkled hands shook hands again. At that time, I said I love you.
You look at me affectionately, but your wrinkled face is still so beautiful ... the boiling water on the stove is white smoke, and the warmth fills the whole room. ...
At the age of 80, you said you loved me.
I didn't say anything because you cried
But it was the happiest day of my life.
Because you finally said "I love you".
Let you understand the pain of love 1 1
1. Happiness may only be superficial. Once you get to the bottom, you will find that it is actually empty. ......
2. We are always so stupid! If a lover treats himself badly, he/she always thinks that he/she just has to.
3. Some people don't realize until they get married that the person they don't love is the one they loved.
There are many things to choose from in life, only love can't make us choose, only love can choose us.
5. How easy is it to give up what you love in order to accept someone you don't love?
6. Tears are only used to touch the person who loves you, and it is futile for the person who doesn't love you to drop blood in front of him. ........
7. Because fate has taught me to fall in love with you, even if I have no share, do you think you can teach me to forget you from now on?
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him.
9. Don't be with a man who won't waste his time on you.
10. First love is always unforgettable. No matter how naive, it is worth remembering.
1 1. When you fall in love with someone, but know that you can never have him, that feeling is really hard.
Love is like this. We can't force it for long. I hope I have enough.
Every time I have a chance to see him, time is limited, and I am very eager for time to stop for us. .....
There is a kind of love called letting go. If you love someone, you must grasp it properly and let it go properly.
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