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Dogs always want to say these words!
"I miss you so much ~"
After going home for a long time and opening the door, the dog may wait for you with his ass up, which actually proves that the dog misses the shovel officer very much. When you get home, you can't help being spoiled, making you feel that the dog misses you, and the dog hopes that you can go home often.
"I have a stomachache!"
If your dog always sticks up his ass very frequently at a certain time, it is likely that the dog is sending you a distress signal, not thinking of you. This may be because the dog is infected with gastroenteritis, petty infectious diseases, pancreatitis and other diseases, which leads to severe abdominal pain, making the body bow back and cock its ass.
"Don't be afraid, I will protect you!"
Walking on the road, your dog's ass sticks up. It is likely that the dog met some animals that threatened him. At this time, it will be accompanied by a low roar and a ferocious facial expression. Because the dog is afraid of hurting the pet owner, it immediately puts on a defensive posture and is ready to attack. At this time, the pet owner had better look around and appease the dog.
"I'm awake ~"
As long as the pet owner carefully observes the dog, he will find that the dog often makes the behavior of sticking his ass when he wakes up. This is actually the dog telling you that he is awake, stretching and ready to play with the pet owner. At this time, pet owners have time to interact with dogs, do some stretching games and reward them with snacks.
"I want to get married and have children .....
If your dog is an adult bitch, it will also stick to your ass during estrus. This is actually a sign of courting the male dog, and it is also telling you that he wants to get married and have children. I don't want to spoil the second generation, and I don't want to take the bitch for sterilization. It's better to reduce the number of times I go out. If I want to go out, I have to wear pants and tie the leash.
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