Classic sad jokes

1. Don’t forget what you once had. What you can’t get, you should cherish even more. What's yours, don't give up. What has been lost is kept as a memory.

2. It is better to fail at something you like than to succeed at something you hate.

3. Hope and trust are the tails of lizards. Even if they are cut off, they will grow back.

4. Happiness is not immortality, big fish and meat, or power. Happiness is the fulfillment of every small wish in life. You have something to eat when you want to eat, and someone to love you when you want to be loved.

5. Love is a lamp, friendship is a shadow. When the lamp goes out, you will find that you are surrounded by shadows. Friends are people who can give you strength in the end.

6. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I can be in front of you.

7. Love either makes people mature or degenerates.

8. What can be lifted and put down is called weight lifting, and what can be lifted and cannot be put down is called weight-bearing. Unfortunately, most people's love is burdensome.

9. Many people yearn for crystal love - crystal clear without any flaws. What more people have is a glass-like love - equally transparent but easily broken.

10. Each of us lives in our own past. It takes one minute to get to know someone, one hour to like someone, and another day to fall in love with someone. A person, in the end, will spend his whole life forgetting someone.

11. A person can fall in love with many people in his life. After you get the happiness that truly belongs to you, you will understand that the pain together is actually a kind of wealth, which allows you to learn to love better. To hold on to and cherish the people you love.

12. In a person's life, there are two regrets that torture people the most: one is not getting the one you love; the other is that the one you love can't be happy.

13. Living in a world without you is more painful than any kind of punishment. Do you know that for me, you can’t be replaced by anyone.

14. Your birth brings me hope, and I hope to bring you happiness.

15. I hide my stormy love in my heart in order not to put any psychological pressure on the other person. The more precious my love is, the more I cherish the love of others.

16. Never resent or complain. Let the past go, no matter how beautiful or sad it is, we can never go back to the past or walk into the past. What matters is today and tomorrow. Those roads and people in the past will become inns and passers-by. Gradually, they will become indifferent and forgotten.

17. Falling in love with the sound of a finished cigarette falling into the water, like all the passion being extinguished in an instant.

18. I took a hundred steps, but you took one step back, so all my previous efforts were wasted.

19. No matter how deep your love is, it will become shallow if you don’t get a response, just like one day you will find that I haven’t looked for you for a long time.

20. In fact, the prostitute was a princess from the southern country. She fell in love with the northern general and gave up everything to become a prostitute just to help him. In the end, he only gave her a sneer: You are dirty.

21. A tragedy has just been staged on the other side of perfection. All the blood and tears have cultivated a bud on the withered thorns. It will experience the seven thunderstorms of reincarnation and then bloom in the moist air. middle.

22. I put down my dignity, personality, and stubbornness just because I can’t let go of you.

23. You cannot be friends after a breakup because you have hurt each other. You cannot be an enemy. Because we loved each other deeply, we became the most familiar strangers.

24. Since you love, why don’t you say it out loud? If something is lost, it will never come back!

25. Some things are not just knots, but scars. The knots can be untied, but the scars will always be there. Rather than speaking the truth with your heart and soul and turning it into a joke to others, it is better to let it rot in the pit of your heart and digest it by yourself.

26. No one cares how you cry in the middle of the night, and no one cares how many autumns you have tossing and turning.

27. What is redundant is your diligence after being cold-hearted.

28. Memories are a bridge, but they are a prison leading to loneliness.

29. I was stubborn and refused to give in, but all I got in return was scars.

30. The flowers bloom without leaves, and the leaves grow without flowers. We miss each other but cannot see each other.

31. I just happened to be very sad, I just happened to decide to give up, I just happened to forget to cry, I just happened to meet you.

32. I don’t like to fight or fight. If there are many people around you, I will leave on my own.

33. When I was sure that you disappeared from my world, I finally dared to admit the fact that I liked you.

34. You are at a loss in the crowd, but I am following you, stretching out my hands for fear of making mistakes, and shrinking my hands for fear of missing out.

35. Don’t be stupid. It’s hard for someone who doesn’t care about you to care about you.

36. When I listened to the old songs and remembered the past, I suddenly realized that I still couldn’t learn to be so free and easy.

37. I cried peacefully. I once thought I didn’t love you, but now I understand that I have cried for you too many times and there are no more tears left to cry for you again.

38. Looking back on the past, one day, whether it was my misunderstanding or a drop of your tears, I felt that you once wanted to keep me.

39. You think letting me go will make me happy, but you don’t know that our happiness lies in holding hands with you.

40. If you were brave back then, would your memories be different? If you had insisted at the beginning, things would have turned out differently for each other.

41. Love is the yearning in the heart, the roar of feeling, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet nectar, and the intoxicating pure wine.

42. When you are happy, time passes so fast, but when you are sad, time passes so slowly.

43. I never learned to cry before, but now I often burst into tears.

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