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Chinese difficult problem

1. Write down the words.

Negotiation, negotiation, research, consideration, consideration and thinking.

Cheerful and happy, laughing and bitter.

2. Turn the following sentences into transitive sentences.

Soong Ching Ling smiled and told Li Jie that because she was the leader, Li Jie was sitting in a position facing south. Li Jie also told Soong Ching Ling that although she is a nanny, she is as equal as her sister.

3. Correct the mistakes in the sentence.

Xiao Li has collected a large number of blackboard newspaper materials.

He was late because he sent his mother to the hospital for treatment.

Liu Ningning was awarded the honorary title of "Top Ten Teenagers" in our school.

The strong wind blew away the clothes hanging on the balcony.

4. Put the following words in a certain order.

(1) Writing, typesetting, publishing and printing

(2) Food and non-staple food chocolate Wangwang brand chocolate

(3) Asia, China and Peking.

5. Reading section.

(1) The teacher arranged for the students to practice writing diaries. The soldier asked, "Teacher, how do you write this diary?" "Write whatever you have in your stomach." The teacher said. After hearing this, Xiao Bing buried himself in writing.

(2) Xiao Bing thought the teacher said, "Write whatever you have in your stomach." It refers to what you eat in your stomach, which should be understood as writing out what you think and what you want to say in your stomach.

(3) This joke satirizes people who have no knowledge in their bellies.