The joke of the moon

On a summer night, Xiao Cong and Xiao Ming enjoy the cool by the pool.

Suddenly, Xiao Cong looked up and saw the semi-circular moon in the sky. He said to Xiao Ming, "It's strange that the moon I saw last night was round. Why is there only half left today?"

Before Xiao Ming could answer, Xiao Cong suddenly cried again, "So that's it. Look, the other half moon has fallen into the pool."

When the moon turns into a crescent moon

The geography teacher tells about the situation on the moon.

"The moon is so big that thousands of people in Qian Qian can live in it very spacious." The little boy Max suddenly cried out.

"What's your name?" The teacher asked.

"I think, when the moon turns into a crescent, how crowded people will be living on it!" "

which is more important, the sun or the moon

Teacher: Xiao Lin, which do you think is more important?

Xiao Lin: The moon is more important.

teacher: why?

Xiao Lin: The moon can bring light to the night, but the sun seems useless and always comes out in broad daylight.

I'm not sure

Two fools are arguing about the moon in the sky. One says it's the moon, and the other says it's the sun.

Just as they were arguing, a passerby happened to come, and two fools asked him,

"Is it the moon or the sun in the sky?" Passers-by replied, "I'm not from this village. I'm not sure."

The sun is afraid of the moon

The younger brother said to his brother, "The sun must be afraid of the moon, right?"

elder brother: "how do you know?"

Brother: "Because it only dares to come out during the day. When the moon comes out at night, it always hides and dares not show up. "

The moon takes shelter from the rain

Avanti got on a donkey early in the morning and prepared to go to another city. It was in the evening that he got there.

He found many people looking at the moon and asked them what they were doing. Those people replied that they were enjoying the moon.

He looked up at the sky, and a huge moon hung high in the night sky. He was surprised and said, "We haven't seen the moon for more than ten days. It turns out that our moon has come here to hide from the rain! "

Eyes are like the moon

M: I think your eyes look like the moon!

female: really!

m: right! ! At first glance, it looks like fifteen ... at first glance, it looks like the first day ...