Funny copywriting for cold weather!

Funny copywriting suitable for cold weather

1. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

2. Silent two lines of tears, it's really hard not to wear long pants.

The wind seems to be talking today. It tells me that it will freeze your heart today.

My feet are so cold that I want to borrow hot wheels for a few days.

It's winter now, so we should earn more money, because clothes in winter are more expensive than those in summer.

6. Cold is a word. I only say it once, and the rest are changed into snot.

7. It's getting cold, and you can see my breathing.

It's very cold, and I thought it would affect my performance.

9. The weather is very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

10. The world is so big, you don't know how cold it is unless you go out and have a look.

1 1. Today's wind finally blew me away. I can do it without love. I can never do it without a coat.

12. Are you a person who can get up early after cooling down? If so, bring me some steamed bread. Thank you.

13. It's cold, and aunt's hands in the canteen are shaking even more.

14. Although I am alive, my feet and hands are cold.

15. Mobile phone In this winter, fever is the most intimate thing.