A sketch of six people, funny, and short, can be memorized quickly, and the performance does not exceed 3 points?

Supplier (male)

Passerby A (male) Passerby B (female)

Xiaohua (disguised as a man)

Venue: Park (two chairs between Taichung)

Text:

Dabao: (Hum) I'm really happy today. I only have her voice in my heart. I was invited to meet her here today. This is my life given by the Buddha. What? Who should I see? I'm telling you-flowers! Who is the flower? Hey hey. . . A net friend. After three years of ups and downs on the Internet, we can finally meet today. We are really excited, touched and happy! (narcissism)

Vendor: Sell roses, sell roses! Rose, two roses, bright red as fire. Sir, if you want one, there must be a result in chasing her. Seize the opportunity to buy quickly, if not, don't blame me! Sell roses! Sell roses every 10 yuan. Don't miss passing by or passing by. . .

Dabao: Hey! That's right. I met her today, and we made an appointment. With the rose in my left hand as evidence, how could I forget such an important thing All right! Rose seller, come here, come here.

Vendor: Hey! Do you want roses, sir?

Dabao: How much is a rose?

Vendor: No, no, 50% off -30 yuan.

Dabao: 30? Not expensive! Do you think I am a pig?

Vendor: Not expensive. This is a high-tech rose imported from America. Smell, how bright these flowers are! Look at this color again, it's burning red!

Dabao: Why do I smell like ink?

Vendor: Oh. This. . . . Its name is ink rose, and it certainly smells of ink.

Dabao: Oh, I see! Ok, give me three!

Vendor: OK! Take it!

Dabao: 100 yuan, keep the change!

Vendor: Oh, thank you so much! Haha, I didn't expect flowers soaked in red ink to earn so much. Today, I killed another pig!

Dabao: What?

Vendor: I mean, I have more than a dozen plants here! I have to run! (End)

Dabao: I bought roses. I have to dress up first! (starts to get dressed)

(Passerby A holds a rose in his left hand)

Passerby A: The most painful thing in the world is lovelorn! Today is my 50th lovelorn! (starts to freak out) He was so handsome that he was dumped. What a mess! I want to come here alone to relive the past! Sigh ... (starts to cry)

Dabao: (Curiously finding A holding a rose in her hand) Huh? Holding a rose in your left hand? Potatoes ... flowers, my flowers! Impossible, my flower is a woman, how can she become a man? Don't worry, we still have the secret code. First of all, let's go to the secret code (walking behind the real armor). The earthquake is high and the western hills are beautiful through the ages!

Passerby A: (ignoring)

Dabao: After the earthquake, the western hills were beautiful!

Passerby A: (looks at A and ignores it)

Dabao: After the earthquake, the western hills were beautiful!

Passerby A: (Angry) Xiu Xiu Xiu Xiu, show your head! I finally found a quiet place, but you are putting on a show. What a nuisance! Be agitated! Gross! Shit!

Dabao: You ...

Passerby A: What are you, pretending to be a handsome guy with some roses in your hand? Damn it! Be agitated! Gross! Shit!

Dabao: Flowers ...

Passerby A: Do you think I care about this flower? I won't be hit by flowers easily! (grabs it from Dabao) Bah! Be agitated! Gross! Shit!

Dabao: I think ...

Passerby A: I want your head! Even if I am killed, I will not be gay! Hate ... (throw a flower and take the rest)

Dabao: Bah! Be agitated! Gross! Shit! I know this is the sentence!

Passerby A: It's good to know! Throw a flower and take the rest. )

Dabao: Who are these people? I'm just asking, why bother! My flowers!

(Passerby B gets on the bus, holding flowers in his left hand and looking around in a hurry)

Dabao: There is a rose in my left hand. Is it my girl? When I come forward to find out, the truth will come to light! (Sneaking behind passerby B, suddenly shouting) Flowers!

Passerby B: Flowers? You want it, just take it!

Dabao: Aren't you a flower?

Passerby B: What is this man talking about?

Dabao: You don't know me. I'm Dabao!

Passerby B: Do you know this big brother? ...

Dabao: Yes, how could I not know!

Passerby B: Then tell me!

Dabao: After the earthquake, the western hills were beautiful!

Passerby B: Huh?

Dabao: You should say: the sea in front of the door, the river of a thousand years!

Passerby B: I think you have a brain tumor! I just want to ask where the toilet is!

Dabao: Ah! You've been in the bathroom for a long time, over there! Be agitated!

Passerby B: Thank you (end)

Dabao: I didn't meet a ghost today, did I? How did you meet one? No, not yet! I understand now that love needs to wait, and perfect love needs to wait hard! It's still early, wait, I don't believe the sun won't rise in the west!

(Xiaohua takes this rose to the stage)

Xiaohua: (to the audience) What are you looking at? Haven't you seen a beautiful woman? Damn it! What, I'm dressed so beautifully! Hehe, what's my name? I'm so angry not to tell you! But not telling you is not my style. Listen: My name is Xiaohua. I just turned 28 this year and haven't got married. Wholesale and retail are on sale! Just kidding. Praise me. I hope you don't laugh! Today, let's meet this netizen, he is the person in my dream! (Looking at the audience) What are you looking at? Don't get my attention! Let me find a place to rest first! (Sit in the chair on the other side and start rubbing your feet)

Dabao: (smells bad smell) {Note: Dabao didn't see what the floret looks like from here} Why is it so smelly? (Seeing Xiaohua's back) I said that the air in Changsha is getting worse every day. So you released the virus here! Put on your shoes quickly, or we will wear gas masks!

Xiaohua: Bah, my feet hurt! There is no love at all! Or a man?

Dabao: (seeing roses) Ah! Ross, is that the one in my dream? No, I have to check the code first: the earthquake is high, and the western hills are always beautiful!

Xiaohua: (stands up in horror) Ah! In front of the sea, the river has flowed for thousands of years! you are ...

Dabao: Yes, I am handsome, charming, beloved, dignified and strong. People in the Jianghu call me Wei-Dabao! Hehehe! you are ...

Xiaohua: That's right! I am a fish in a pool, a blue moon is ashamed of flowers, graceful, petite and lovely, and Jianghu people call me the king-Xiaohua! Hey hey hey! Dabao!

Dabao: Xiaohua! (The two embrace in vain) I've been waiting for you for a long time, and I'm dying!

Xiaohua: I want to die too!

Dabao: Come on, sit down! (Wipe the stool for Xiaohua, Xiaohua sits down) Have you received the letter I wrote to you?

Xiaohua: Hmm!

Dabao: Can you read my handwriting?

Xiaohua: Hmm!

Dabao: Have you understood all my guesses?

Xiaohua: Hmm!

Dabao: So you don't like me?

Xiaohua: Hmm!

Dabao: Huh?

Xiaohua: No, no, no! I ... hate it, I'm embarrassed to say it!

Dabao: Walter, I have something to say to you.

Xiaohua: Then-just say it.

Dabao: Oh (silence) Hua, I want to touch your hand.

Xiaohua: Then-just touch it! How do you feel?

Dabao: No feeling! Hua, I want to say one more word to you.

Xiaohua: Then-just say it.

Dabao: I want to kiss you!

Xiaohua: Oh, what a pity!

Dabao: May I ask you to dance?

Xiaohua: Yes.

(The music begins with "Tiecymini". He throws away his hat during the dance, and Dabao sees the true face of Xiaohua. )

Dabao: Ghost!

Xiaohua: What the hell! What a ghost in broad daylight!

Dabao: Don't move! I think Wei Dabao is wise all his life. Today, I was scared by a monster that doesn't look like a person or a ghost. Oh, my God! It's not your fault that you are ugly. Don't come out in broad daylight to scare people!

Xiaohua: I am the Xiaohua you miss day and night!

Dabao: No!

Xiaohua: Yes!

Dabao: No!

Xiaohua: No!

Dabao: Yes!

Xiaohua: Dabao! (pouncing on Dabao)

Dabao: That's it. See you in the afterlife!

Xiaohua: No. Dabao, see you every day!

(Dabao passes out)