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Chapter VII

I saw Jiu Feng conjure up a lot of peach blossoms with magic. Although this peach blossom is drunk, it is sweet and delicious, but it is very alcoholic. Even though Jiu Feng's drinking capacity can be compared with that of Bai Qian in recent years, he still can't help drinking one can after another, and he soon became slightly drunk.

At this moment, a man came, and that was Yuan Zhen. Yuan Zhen worshipped Jiu Feng, but Jiu Feng didn't like him. Yuan Zhen knows that if you love someone, you must let the person you love live well. This is love. As soon as Yuan Zhen saw Jiu Feng, he said to Jiu Feng, "Xiao Jiu, wake up, I'll take you back first." Jiu Feng was drunk at that time, but as a nine-tailed fox, her hearing was naturally excellent. Even now she is drunk, so she nodded to Yuan Zhen, who got Jiu Feng's consent and picked up Jiu Feng. It happened that Yuan Zhen smoked the fragrance of white sandalwood today, and Jiu Feng smelled it as soon as he entered Yuan Zhen's arms. She was familiar with it and rubbed it inside. Yuan Zhen was surprised at first, but after a while she became happy because he felt it. All this was seen by Cheng Yu, Siming, who had just arrived in the distance, and even Song Hedong. At this time, Donghua was more than I could bear. Although there is still no expression on the surface, his breath is so cold that it turns into chaos when people approach. The three gossip people naturally understood that the emperor was angry and quickly stopped Yuan Zhen. Cheng Yu said to Yuan Zhen, "It is better for me to take Jiu Feng to Xiwu Palace." Yuan Zhen said, "I know the female emperor well, and I won't do anything against her. Cheng can rest assured that it is natural for Yuan Zhen to say so, and Cheng can't refute it. But they just said that Jiu Feng seemed to know something. They jumped out of Yuan Zhen's arms, scratched their heads and said to Cheng Yu with a smile, "Cheng Yu-I seem to be drunk. I, I will just go back by myself. " With that, she staggered away, but just before she took two steps, she bumped into something. Jiu Feng smelled the fragrance of white sandalwood, stronger and more fragrant than before, which actually awakened half of Jiu Feng's wine. She knew that the fragrance of white sandalwood was the emperor's favorite, so she immediately said, "The female emperor in the clear autumn has seen Donghua Emperor for nothing." Say that finish, he saluted Donghua. Donghua just, uh-huh. Jiu Feng was drunk just now, and now she left when she woke up. Even if she is fascinated, her body is not made of iron. As soon as she took a step, she fell down, and then a hand caught her. She looked up and saw Yuan Zhen. She smiled and said to Yuan Zhen, "Thank you." When she said this, she didn't notice the Donghua Emperor who was already dark next to her. Yuan Zhen also happened to see Donghua Emperor, and quickly made up a gift: "Yuan Zhen has seen Donghua Emperor, but I didn't see the emperor just now. I hope the emperor will forgive me. " At this moment Donghua said, "Beihai seems to be very idle recently. Even the water army came to play with the female emperor in the clear autumn for nine days. " Yuan Zhen said, "Your Majesty, although I admire the female emperor, she has no intention of me. I hope the emperor can see it clearly. Can I say something disrespectful? " Donghua said, "You say." Yuan Zhen said, "Your Majesty, even if I have something to do with the female emperor of the Qing Dynasty, in what capacity is your Majesty in charge of this matter?" The emperor said, "I care about the younger generation. Moreover, the relationship between Qing Qiu and skyclan is very good, and it is not too much for me to blame the Tianzu. " Yuan Zhen has nothing to say. At this time, Jiu Feng finally recovered, but she seemed to be drunk again. Like the little fox in those days, he ran to Donghua, smelled the familiar fragrance of white sandalwood, and habitually got in. She rubbed it and said shyly to Donghua, "Your Majesty, Jiu-Er likes you very much. Even if you say we have no chance, Jiu-Er still loves you. " Donghua was naturally happy to hear this confession, and the atmosphere around him was much more approachable, and he didn't notice Yuan Zhen, who had completely stayed.

The emperor hugged Jiu Feng and asked Jiu Feng to pull his sleeve. He is actually very happy because Jiu Feng still likes him and Jiu Feng is still the little fox.

At this moment, Jiu Feng's wine finally woke up. She knew that she must have said something embarrassing to clear autumn. She knew that she would never say those words if she was not drunk. She used to say that she was young and ignorant, and she felt that if she liked it, she must be together. But now she can't. She has grown up. She is the emperor of the Five Wastes in the Qing Dynasty and the god of the White Nine Peaks in the Qing Dynasty. Now her words and deeds are seen by the world. If she is still like that, then she will lose all her face in the clear autumn. In recent years, Jiu Feng has lived a life that is worse than death. She knows this. As long as I think of him every day, there are countless knives stabbing her heart. What often happens these years is not taken for granted. But now we really meet, and the cone-shaped heart can't help it anymore. It's going to attack. She immediately jumped down from the emperor and said to Donghua, "Jundi, I hope you will forgive my behavior today. Now that Jiu Feng has something to do, I will retire first, and I will definitely come to the door to apologize to the emperor. " Say that finish before the emperor agreed to quickly ran away, but what's the use, the emperor felt something was wrong from the beginning, has been hidden behind the phoenix nine, I'm afraid it's only white that can make the former co-owner of heaven and earth Donghua Purple House Shaoyang Jun move. At this moment, the phoenix nine no longer ran so fast as just now, slowed down, until it stopped in a deserted place, the pain in the cone heart was more than I could bear, and she suddenly spit out one mouthful blood, and she struggled desperately. With that, he smiled sadly and began to adjust his breathing. When Donghua saw all this, his body turned red, and his anger was more than I could bear. He thought that nothing would happen as long as he didn't provoke her and get close to her, but now he sees that he regards himself as his life, and his favorite woman has been hurt again and again for him. He just wants her to live happily and be an innocent little queen in the green hills. But now, he looked at her wound again and again, bleeding again and again. Although the surface is still calm, his heart is already full of grains. He can't wait to suffer for her, but he can't. He can only watch her get hurt again and again, but he can't save her. I, Shao Yangjun of Donghua Zifu, have a clear conscience, but I only failed her, the woman I love most, the woman I regard as life, and the person I love to the bone marrow.

He looked at her and saw that she was hurt again and again, but he pushed her away again and again. What I regret most about Donghua Zifu Shaoyang Jun is that he carved his name on the Sansheng stone. At the beginning, I was single-minded. Who would have thought that a little fox would touch my mood hundreds of thousands of years later? I love her, but this love will only hurt her. As long as she is well, I have nothing to worry about.

Just as Jiu Feng was pranayama, a male fairy with long hair and green clothes suddenly appeared beside her. Jiu Feng looked at it and said, "What, have you come to see my joke?" After that, the male fairy said, "Why don't you care so much about your health?"? Don't you know that the punishment is very heavy? " I don't know how to avoid it "Jiu Feng said," if it's so easy to avoid, how could I? Donghua Zong watched silently, and the male fairy finally turned his head. Donghua Zong recognized it at once, which was clearly the feather emperor, but why was Jiu-Er associated with him? When I came to my senses, I saw that Emperor Yu was giving Jiu Feng a fairy tale, but I didn't have any fairy grass, so I thought maybe they would both be possessed.

At this time, Donghua was more than I could bear, and withdrew from the stealth state. Before Yu Huang could react, he took Jiu Feng to Taichen Palace.

Although Jiu Feng misses Donghua, she is the female emperor in the clear autumn. What's it like to be dragged by Donghua Emperor? Isn't this another disgrace to Qingqiu, Bai and Bai? Why are you so disappointing? You are hopeless at the sight of Donghua. You should take out the momentum that the female emperor in the clear autumn should have, and let him know that the little fox who used to haunt him has grown up and is no longer fooling around. She is a qualified female emperor, an aunt admired by the four seas and eight barren places, and the most distinguished woman in the four seas and eight barren places. She can't be hopeless. She can't escape. What should come will always come, and what should come can't escape, so she can only face it cheerfully.

So he paid a tribute to Donghua and said, "The female emperor in the clear autumn paid a free visit to Emperor Donghua." Donghua said, "Don't you know how dangerous it was just now? If it is not good, you are both possessed, and if it is serious, you are stunned! " Jiu Feng said, "I'm worried about the emperor. What happened just now was a last resort. This is the reason why Jiu Feng made this decision. I didn't expect the emperor to suddenly take Jiu Feng away directly. Now Jiu Feng has something to do, so I won't bother the emperor. May the ancestors of heaven be friends with the clear autumn from generation to generation, and the people are blessed! " Donghua said, "You did a good job. Now you have learned to improvise." Jiu Feng said: "As the emperor said, hundreds of thousands of years have passed, and everything in the four seas is so small, and the four seas are changing, let alone Jiu Feng?" Donghua said, "Long time no see, you have grown up." Jiu Feng said, "Thank you for your praise, but Jiu Feng still has many shortcomings. Now I have an appointment with Brother Yu, so I have to go first. " Donghua said, "Brother Yu? You have a good relationship. I didn't know you had such a good relationship with the male fairy before. " Jiu Feng naturally recognized that Emperor Jun was a little unhappy at this time, so he said a little please: "Feather Emperor is my own brother. As for male immortals, Jiu Feng went out to experience occasionally in recent years 100, so he didn't bother to think about Emperor Jun until he met strangers, and he was not a bad person. Today, Jiu Feng has something to discuss with the Jade Emperor, so he excused himself. " Jiu Feng's words are naturally impeccable. Just as Jiu Feng was about to leave, jiaozi came and said, "Ali visited the emperor. Today he came to see his cousin." Jiu Feng said, "Tuanzi, what do you want with me?" Tuanzi said, "Sister Jiu Feng and Brother Yu Di came to see my mother, and my mother couldn't stand it. Go and wash the palace. " Jiu Feng said, "Don't worry about jiaozi. Sister Jiu Feng is going. Brother Yudi is worried about me. He won't embarrass his aunt. Don't worry. " The dumplings said, "Sister Jiu Feng, go and have a look." Jiu Feng said, "Well, dumplings, I'll go, then you go first. I have something to tell the emperor. " Tuanzi said, "Well, sister Ali excused herself." Hmm. After seeing Ali leave, Jiu Feng said to Di Jun, "Jiu Feng thanks Di Jun for his concern. Now that Jiu Feng really has something to do, he will retire first. " The emperor said, "with such an injury, where do you want to go?" I'll cure your injury first, and then you can go. " Jiu Feng said, "This minor injury is nothing, which makes the emperor worry whether it is Jiu Feng's fault. I hope the emperor will forgive me. " Di Jun said, "Are you sure it's just a minor injury? Why does this emperor think that your true qi is unstable and Yuan Xian is badly hurt? " Jiu Feng said, "I ... I really ... Okay. I don't need the emperor to heal my wounds. " Donghua said, "Are you and Yu Di really brother and sister?" Jiu Feng said, "Yes, but I don't know what Brother Yu thinks. Anyway, it's quite congenial. " Donghua said, "Since it's all right, you'd better go." Jiu Feng saluted and left, but she was badly hurt, and now it has been delayed for such a long time, so it is hard to avoid being at a loss. But after that, you have to go first, and you can't implicate Donghua. Thinking about it, I met Yu Di not far away and said, "Brother Yu, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to ..." Before I finished, I saw Jiu Feng fall straight, and the Jade Emperor caught it and said, "Xiao Jiu, you are so stupid. You are running around like this. Don't you know the pain? " Jiu Feng said, "Brother Yu, I'm ... fine ... you don't have to worry ... I don't know how much better it is than a broken tail-Xiao Jiu was wrong, and it won't happen next time." Yu Di said: "Xiao Jiu's recovery is very important now. When you are well, we will talk about something else. " Chicken nine weak nodded and motioned for feather elder brother she listened to him.