Our Chinese teacher often tells funny jokes, which always make us laugh.

Woman: "Why didn't you call me back when you saw the news? Think of me as a P? "

Man: "No"

Woman: "You said, are you wrong?"

Man: "Wrong"

Woman: "What's the matter with you?"

Man: "My fault is that I shouldn't treat your mouth like a donkey.

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2. There is something wrong with the boyfriend's feet. The doctor said that if you don't pay attention to exercise now, you may be lame when you get old.

I was afraid that he would be sad and said, "I will be your wheelchair in the future!" " "

He was anxious: "Nima, I am lame and you are still in my wheelchair!" " "

Me. . .

3. Woman: "Honey, to be honest, what do you think of me?"

Man: "To tell the truth, it looks quite similar." . . A little preference for boys! "