I want to laugh at riddles.

The priest said to the farmer who bought his horse and carriage, "This horse can only understand the language of the church. Call' Thank God' and it will run; It didn't stop until it was called "Praise God." The farmer expressed doubts about this. He tried to shout "Thank God" and the horse ran faster and faster at once. A frightened farmer ran to the edge of the cliff and remembered that the password of "Praise God" had stopped him. Sure enough, the horse stopped. The farmers who survived the accident breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank God ..."

You stand with a bear and shoot an animal.

Answer: Yes.

Who can win the race between you and the bear?

Answer 1: The bear won (you are worse than an animal! )

Answer 2: draw (you are like an animal! )

Answer 3: You won (Congratulations. You are worse than an animal! ! )

A face fell from the sky. Do you want it?

Answer: Yes, two-faced.

Don't, shameless

Rare steak Why don't you say hello when you meet rare steak on the road?

Because we don't know each other well.