Funny dialogues in English

English Jokes (1)

The teacher wrote a sentence on the blackboard: Time

is

money. and asked the students to translate it . A student replied: "Tom is Mary."

When Xiao Ming was in English class, he said to the teacher: May

I

go

to

the

toilet?

The teacher said: Go

ahead.

Xiao Ming sat down. After a while, Xiao Ming said to the teacher again: May

I

go

to

the

toilet?

The teacher said: Go

ahead.

Xiao Ming sat down again. The classmate next to him couldn't help but ask: Didn't you tell the teacher that you needed to use the toilet? Why not?

Xiao Ming said: Didn’t you hear the teacher say “go to hell”!