A dialect story and joke

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Xiao Guiniang and Short Stories (Dalian Dialect)

Xiao Guiniang and Xiao Silao are right.

Xiao Guiniang seems to have blood, Xiao Xiao seems to have blood.

But Xiao Guiniang and Xiao Xiao are not easy to deal with.

Xiao Guiniang thinks it's too small,

Mix thinks Xiao Guiniang is too lazy.

A little care, no study.

One day during self-study, Mix secretly spoke in the following:

Mix proudly showed off to Xiao Guiniang: Hey, I'm telling you, I was stabbed and bled last night.

Xiao Guiniang disdained: I really let you knock. A bad pot has nothing to show. I'm doing my homework, and you're giving me a pension.

A little upset: you don't know, the blood in the sting pot is expensive now, and my mother doesn't even buy it for ten times.

Xiao Guiniang: You fooled me. The man selling thorn cans was dazzled in front of my door.

Smile: You are an excellent tiger. Where can I find the stinger pot now?

Xiao Guiniang is impatient: Being an itchy person, can't you speak a little? I am doing my homework.

Little provocation: you haven't finished your homework yet, you cake.

Xiao Guiniang is angry: I really let you open it. Look at your Taylor. His nose is coming out and he's still poking the pot. I think you should go to sandals.

Smile: you balls. Why are you crying? I'm not good at sandals, so you can live on the porch. . .

Xiao Guiniang is really angry: If you are a white tiger, I will give you a big bloody ear and heel.

So, Xiao Guiniang and Mix had a fight.