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Helen is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is a notorious woman. She lit the flame of the Trojan War and caused great damage to the city of Troy. Helen is the daughter of Zeus. Helen's incomparable beauty and charm attracted many heroes from all over Greece.

When she was very young, she was taken away by theseus, and theseus hoped to have a holy wife. But later she was rescued by her brother Kaster and brought back to her motherland. Her stepfather married her to Menelaus, king of Sparta.

Before Paris visited Sparta, nothing important happened in her married life. Helen was attracted by Paris' lovely face. They stole each other's love while Menelaus was away, and then eloped to Troy on a boat. Helen left her little daughter behind. In order to find Helen, the Greek army crossed the sea and laid siege to Troy for a long time.

One day, Helen was quietly weaving her story into a golden carpet net when she was called to the walls of Troy to watch the battle between Menelaus and Paris. Menelaus was determined to kill Paris in the battle. She sat beside King Priam and told him the leader of the Greek side. Tears of love filled her eyes when she saw her first husband below. After Paris fled the battlefield, she loved and hated. She encouraged hector and Paris to go to the battlefield again, and sincerely mourned the death of the real hero hector. But when Odysseus and Diomedes disguised themselves to steal the statue of Athena, she did everything she could to help them. After Paris died, she became the wife of another son of Priam.

At the same time, Menelaus was anxiously looking for Helen in Troy's ruined palace. Aphrodite made Helen more beautiful, so when he finally found her trembling in a corner, Menelaus was very reluctant to put his sword on her charming face. Menelaus was secretly glad that his wife was back. Following Menelaus through the ruins of the city, Helen was ashamed of her unclean behavior. She was really afraid of her terrible fate in the Greek camp.

Her beauty saved her again. No one can let himself insert his sword into such a charming and elegant lady. In Menelaus' tent, she threw herself at the feet of the Spartan king and asked for forgiveness. Menelaus was moved by this scene and helped her to forget the past. He held her in his arms, but she shed tears of sadness and happiness. The two lovers fell in love as before and then disappeared in the far west.

Helen is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is also a notorious woman. She ignited the Trojan War and caused great damage to the city. Helen is the daughter of Zeus. Her incomparable beauty and strength make heroes all over Greece infatuated with her. She was taken away by theseus when she was a child. Theseus wants a holy wife. But later Helen was saved by her brother Caster and brought back to her motherland. Helen's stepfather married her to Menelaus, king of Sparta.

Before Paris visited Sparta, Helen's married life was relatively calm. Helen was fascinated by Paris' lovely face. In the absence of King Menelaus, they cheated each other and then eloped to Troy by boat. Helen left her little daughter in Sparta. In order to recapture Helen, the Greek army crossed the channel and surrounded Troy.

One day, when Helen quietly weaves her experience into a golden carpet, she is called to watch the duel between Menelaus and Paris in Troy. Menelaus is determined to kill Paris. She sat beside King Pian and told the king the Greek leaders. Tears welled up in her eyes when she saw the figure of her ex-husband under the wall. After Paris was defeated and fled the battlefield, she felt both love and contempt. She encouraged Heigert and Paliser to go to war again, and sincerely mourned the death of the real hero Heigt. But when Odysseus and Diomedes disguised themselves and stole the statue of Athena, she tried her best to help them. After Palese died, she became the wife of another son of King Pian.

At the same time, Menelaus anxiously searched for Helen in the destroyed Troy Palace. Aphrodite, the goddess of love, made Helen more beautiful. As a result, when Menelaus finally found Helen shivering in the corner, he didn't want to stab her with his sword. He was secretly glad that Helen had come back. Helen followed Menelaus through the ruins of Troy, and she was deeply ashamed of her unclean behavior. She shuddered at the thought of her fate in the Greek military camp.

Her beauty saved her again. No one has the heart to stab a sword at a charming woman. In Menelaus' tent, Helen knelt at the feet of the king of Sparta and begged for forgiveness. Seeing the present situation, Menelaus was deeply moved. He helped Helen forget everything in the past. When Menelaus picked her up, Helen's eyes shed tears of happiness and sadness. They fell in love as before and disappeared together in the distant west. The questioner's question 20 10-02-02 19:46 … It's so long … Some words are unknown … Respondents added 2010-02/0512: 37 Good boy.

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "

"She sells sweets."

Nest and hair

My sister is a primary school teacher. One of her students told her that a bird has built its nest in a tree outside the classroom.

"What bird?" My sister asked.

"I don't see any birds, madam, only a bird's nest," the child replied.

"Then, can you describe this bird's nest for us?" My sister encouraged her.

"Well, madam, it's like your hair."

Precautions:

(1) notify v.

(2) nest n. nest; nesting

3. Description

(4) Encourage

(5) reassemble v. similarity; similar

18. Nest and hair

My sister is a primary school teacher. Once, a student told her that a bird had built a nest in a tree outside the classroom.

"What kind of bird is it?" Sister asked her.

"Teacher, I don't see any birds, only a bird's nest." The child replied.

"So, can you describe this bird's nest for us?" My sister encouraged her.

"Oh, teacher, just like your hair."

I just bit my tongue.

"Are we poisonous?" The young snake asked his mother.

"Yes, dear," she answered. "Why do you ask?"

"Because I just bit my tongue!"

Precautions:

Poisonous

Because I just bit my tongue because I just bit my tongue. Cause in the sentence is the abbreviation of cause.

I just bit my tongue.

"Are we poisonous?" A young snake asked its mother.

"Yes, dear," she answered. "Why do you ask?"

"Because I just bit my tongue."

Is this all right?