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When I was a child, I heard on TV that cats have nine lives, so I put a rope around the neighbor's cat's neck and hung it in mid-air for more than ten minutes. After putting it down, the cat didn't die, but its hair stood on end. I didn't believe it really had nine lives!

When I was a child, my family raised several chickens, and one of them developed fastest. At night, I put it under the bed and slept. The next morning, I got up and saw dried chicken manure all over the bed, and the chickens were squashed, haha!

Tie one end of the meat with a slender rope to trick the dog into eating. When the meat reaches its stomach, when the dog opens its mouth, he yanks the rope and pulls the meat out of its stomach. Repeatedly, the dog will die if it is not confused, hahaha. ...

I heard that hitting a duck's neck with a stick will make it faint for a while, so I knocked it for more than a dozen times, but I didn't wake up and sweated. ...

When I was 5.5 years old, my father picked up a nest of three little swallows and kept his head high and his mouth open. I thought they were hungry, so I fed them and stuffed them into his mouth, but no matter how much they stuffed, they still kept their mouths open, so I kept feeding them, and finally they all died. Very sad.

6. Put leeches in cow urine and spit out all the blood in a few seconds. Or put them on the concrete floor at noon. cool ...

7. Arrange the newborn mice one by one, and then kill them all with an air gun. 5555 is even too [URL = JavaScript:; & gt cruel

I remember when I was a child, I once saved a dying chicken from a mud pond, so I went home for lunch very late. When I washed it and put it in the sun, my aunt came back. At that time, I had rice in my mouth. Uh-uh, I motioned for her to watch her step, but she didn't understand me. Give the chicken a foot. . . . .

9. I remember when I was a child, I saw slugs. I always took a salt jar and ran to one side to sprinkle salt slowly. I watched it twist and then shrank into a small shriveled body ... disgusting!

10. When I was a child, I liked to catch mice, then cut the skin off its back with a scalpel, then stepped on its tail, and then asked my cat to bark at the back (of course, the cat was tied up), and then the mice would run away, tear off the skin alive and leave a mass of meat under my feet ... My mother always wondered why my daughter was so cruel. ...

1 1. The best thing I did when I was a child was to throw big stones into public toilets. hahaha.

12. Soak the crab in 95% alcohol 1 min, then pick it up, dry its shell and light it around its mouth. You will see nothing outside, but the crab shell will turn red gradually.

13. I once put a loach fish in boiling water. After swimming faster, it became hard and white.

14. Also, I saw a donkey on the side of the road when I was a child. At that time, its little brother was in the longest state, so I lifted a handful of fine sand on it and stuck a lot. As a result, his little brother couldn't go back, and he was so anxious that he barked.

15. I was a little demented when I was a child. It is said by adults that earthworms can still live when cut in half, and they will become two earthworms. As a result, more than 10 bugs were cut in one afternoon, and all of them died. Because I cut it vertically in the middle !

16. once the legs of the table in our dormitory were short, we padded it with turtles for a semester, and finally it was still alive. Two people said I was an animal. ......

17. I lived in a factory dormitory when I was a child. There is a public toilet. There is no baffle between toilet seats, and the bottom is empty. Regular cleaning (no automatic flushing function), often blocked, resulting in high urine output. Once there was a traffic jam, I secretly took a bottle of gasoline from home and poured it in (as we all know, people often smoke when defecating and then throw cigarette butts into the cesspool). As a result, half an hour later, the toilet was ablaze, and four people (including a woman) rushed out of it with their pants on, blanched and some clothes were burnt. It is estimated that the hair in that place was burned a lot, and the woman was still crying and frightened. The fire lasted for several minutes, and the factory security section also investigated the matter. I was scared, but then I let it go.

18. I also play with frogs:) I caught many frogs and some fish with my cousin. We took part in a competition. I forgot how he played. I pried the frog's mouth open, put some grass in it, then pried the fish's mouth open and put the frog in it. The fish's mouth is so wide open that both sides are cracked and its small eyes are bulging. Then get a lighter and a bottle of insecticide. While spewing harmful spirits, I quickly hit the lighter. What a long flame! Frogs are jumping. Finally, the fish is cooked. The frog died for no reason. There is a strange smell. Throw it away. After thinking about it, he pulled the frog out and buried it with the fish.

19. I bought a pair of chickens in winter, and I was afraid of the cold at night, so I put them on the bed and slept with me. As a result, I slept too dead. When I woke up in the morning, I felt as if I was being held up by something. Suddenly I remembered the pair of chickens, and I found a pair of squashed chickens ... trembling before dying ... Amitabha, and my intention was good.

20. I caught a bug when I was a child, green, long and thick-skinned. I squeezed things out bit by bit like toothpaste, and then I saw that the creature that was crawling just now was now a shrinking holster and a small pile of green paste. Is he really not moving? At that time, I thought, if I get the green paste back, will he come back to life? When did the so-called life go? When 1/3, 1/5, 10/ 1 remains? I can't figure it out. I can't figure out the consistency between the loss of life and the degree of physical damage by doing experiments with many bugs. When I was in primary school, several classmates asked me if I wanted to hug a cat. If not, I'll throw it upstairs to see if I can die. I'm also curious, saying that cats are not allowed at home. My classmate left with a cat in her arms. I want to follow, but I can't walk when I see the cat's eyes looking at me. After so many years, I always remember the cat's eyes-I could have saved him, just one word!

2 1. When I was a child, there was a flying insect near my home. We call it the golden beetle. My game is to tie a thin cotton thread around its neck (the joint between its head and body) and let it fly all the time. When you are tired of playing, grab the cotton thread and throw it hard. As a result, bugs are often beheaded and can fly for a while.

I had a duckling when I was a child. I like teaching ducklings to swim rather than dive. Soak the duckling in water for a few minutes, then take it out for artificial respiration. I usually hold its feet and press them hard on my stomach, but after a long time, the intestines will flow out of my ass!

23. During the summer vacation, I fished out the tadpoles and put them on the 40-degree balcony, and kindly covered them with a leaf. 10 minutes later, they became dry tadpoles.

24. It was a summer in primary school. It was too noisy when I slept at night, so I decided to catch it and cut it into pieces. As a result, I was really captured alive. So he removed its four legs in turn, and then removed each wing. When I was relieved, it disappeared in front of me. Lie down and have a good sleep.

One day, I accidentally caught a live mosquito, carefully cut off its straw with scissors, and then released it. I did a lot.

26. Catch the fly alive, make it into the legendary amber shape with the oil drops of the candle, and then put it in a small bottle for winter appreciation.

27. Catch a frog and dig out its heart alive.

28. Point a wooden root and burn the ants on the ground.

29. When I was a child, I liked raising Xiao Qiang. I don't live long every time. I'm confused. It's really a sin to think about it now. At that time, we always had to find a clean glass bottle to catch Xiao Qiang and seal it carefully. Naturally, this little thing lost its vitality in two or three days. I thought he was ill. So I found a syringe and high-concentration alcohol, because I didn't know what to inject at the hospital at that time, only knowing that alcohol could be disinfected, and then I injected Xiao Qiang's buttocks like a nurse. Of course, measurement is the same as human measurement. Under normal circumstances, Xiao Qiang will expand like a balloon. Alas, but after it was later discovered that alcohol can burn, my Xiao Qiang often took a rocket.

30. I must have done fascist activities when I was a child! ! In the fourth grade of primary school, I went to a classmate's house to play. He raised a lot of chickens and yellow velvet at home ... when his adult was not at home, we started to run wild. We think that some chickens with closed eyes are plague chickens and must be disposed of immediately, so we pick up all the chickens that may sleep with closed eyes and throw them on the side of the road, and then watch them be crushed by wheels ... Some chickens are thrown on the road as soon as they wake up. It is estimated that more than a dozen chickens were slaughtered in this way ... We laughed. It's creepy to think about it now ... I usually wonder if I got what I deserved when I met bad luck.

3 1. I caught a fly in primary school, twisted one end of a small piece of paper into a thin strip and stuffed it into the fly's ass, and then released it, so everyone watched the monster flying around the classroom, hahaha ... I was called out by the teacher to stand for half a class! It's still depressing to think about it now.

32. I like to put the little ants and spiders in the pencil case, then cover it tightly, and then enjoy their busy appearance. Until they stop moving and change to something else.