Idle and bored, help translate a current political joke in English:

Trump and Hillary ended the TV debate very late and wanted to eat something to replenish their energy. They walked into a bakery together, but they found that they had no money with them. Hillary hesitated, then reached for three cakes and hid them in her pocket when the clerk was not looking.

She whispered to Trump: "You see how smart I am. The shopkeeper didn't see anything, and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely beat you to win the presidency of the United States! "

Trump said: "In order to achieve your goal, act by cheating and stealing. Is this your usual style? In fact, the same result can be achieved in an honest way. Look at me! " So Trump said to the bakery owner, "I'm Trump, the party's presidential candidate, and now I'll show you a magic trick." Please do me a favor and pass me this cake. " The shopkeeper was curious and immediately gave him a cake as he said. Trump wolfed down, asked for another piece and swallowed it. Then Trump asked for the third cake and took another bite into his stomach. At this time, the master was puzzled and asked Trump when the magic would appear.

Trump replied: "Now is the moment to witness the miracle. The three cakes just now are in Hillary's pocket.

After finishing the TV debate later, Trump and Hillary wanted to eat something to replenish their energy. They walked into a bakery and found that they had no money. Hillary hesitated, then reached for three cakes and hid them in her pocket when the staff was not paying attention.

"Look how smart I am," she whispered to Trump. "I didn't even lie. I will help you win the US presidential election! "

Trump said: "Is it your usual style to cheat and steal in order to achieve your goals? In fact, you can get the same result in an honest way. Look at me! " So Trump said to the bakery owner, "I'm Trump, the Republican presidential candidate, and now I'm going to show you a magic trick and give me a piece of cake." The shopkeeper was curious and told him at once. Piece of cake. Trump swallowed and asked for another piece, which he also swallowed. Then, Trump ate the third cake and took a big bite. At this time, the host was puzzled and asked when Trump would have magic.

Trump replied: "Now is the time to witness the miracle, just three cakes are in Hillary's pocket.