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Teasing the girl: C Ronaldo actually entered the factory! And this wave is a perfect closed loop.

C Ronaldo visited the Ferrari factory accompanied by Erkan and Agnelli.

@ Miao Xiaopu: Deepen the understanding of corporate culture, enhance the sense of honor and pride of the enterprise, have a strong sense of defending the enterprise, and avoid the deviation consciousness of the enterprise caused by misunderstanding from outside.

@ He Xun Wuwang: At the mid-month shareholders' meeting, Cristiano Ronaldo officially took over as CEO of Juventus.

@ 么么么么么么么: Find a job in an electronics factory for Pirlo @ Wang Mingjun 1984: Pirlo: Why don't I go back and inherit the property?

@ They all call me David: May 1 1 day, Sky Sports reported that Cristiano Ronaldo switched to Ferrari, signed a contract for 5 years, with an annual salary of 30 million.

@ schumyxp: Cristiano Ronaldo used his salary to buy Ferrari, Ferrari made money for the group, and the group allocated funds to Juventus to pay Cristiano Ronaldo, which perfectly realized the double internal circulation [Hal].

@ Alex-No.2: Cristiano Ronaldo was directly transformed into a driver of F 1 by virtue of his good physical fitness, and leclerc was declared as a Ferrari reserve driver @ Soul of Turin1116: Going is also sainz [Hal] [Hal].

@ Jingjing Jingjing: You won't tell the president that they are short of a workshop director, will you?

Nedved won the golden tapir award.

In an interview, he said that neither Pirlo nor Cristiano Ronaldo will leave the team. Now the team is in trouble, but we will not give up.

@ Ya Ya Ya: If Pirlo doesn't leave the team, it means he has given up.

@ Alice Red: Your article has a bumper harvest of this year's Golden Bangzi Award.

@ 中中中中: Don't run away from anyone in management.

A Xin's romantic escape: I just want to ask the team players and management if they can tolerate playing the Europa League. . . ?

Coach Zhang is very dissatisfied with the proposed permanent salary reduction, and many people want to leave.

@ Bilikar: You can discuss salary reduction or withhold part of your salary, but you must pay the winning prize, otherwise it will be too bad!

@ 中中中中中: We should be in awe. In the past, all evil western capitalists exploited us. Now an oriental elf boy has gone to exploit western masters. Shouldn't we be in awe? [dog head]

@v2 1cesc: winning the championship.

@ChrisL595: Fast forward to Suning to sell the team.

@ Milan 666666666: It is a model with Suning. I admit that I owe you salary, but I have no money to give it. Send a form for everyone to sign. If you sign it, you may get money. If you don't sign it, I'll go through bankruptcy proceedings and you won't get a penny.

Manchester United official: cavani has renewed his contract with the team until 2022.

@GG_Winson_Wen: I feel that if he doesn't play much at the beginning of the season due to physical reasons, he can break the number of goals that Ibrahimovic scored in the first season.

@Mustang- 19: Under the rule of Suo Shuai, when the old man led the team, he began to smell like "teammates are like brothers, teams are like family". Fortunately, the family background of the team culture has not harmed the operation of Sandezi Entertainment Show.

At the end of every sentence, a dog's head should be added: Cardazzo is in such a good state that I don't know why I want to go back to South America for retirement.

@Mustang- 19: A good meal is not afraid of being late. Having players around in this mode has a positive impact on pulling 10 grid 1 1, and the fare is worth it.

Tim of @ Black MonkMonk: I hold up the letter after the strongest number 7 ~ ~

@ 丫丫丫丫丫丫 official news: Mashal renewed his contract with the electronics factory for one year.

@ Don't Kill the Non-Red Devils: cavani: I originally planned to support the elderly, but I didn't expect to be old.

Pictorial: Loew called Muller and invited him back to Germany.

@ 丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫: You will bring Muller back. If you continue to play the no-front version of 423 1, in the end, Muller will still be the one with the back pot. Recruiting muller is not the point. The key point is to let Loew give up that fake pass control, recruit a high center again and return to the tradition of German football. Frick played very well for Loew in the absence of Wan Le, and insisted on being around in the combination of body and fluid. Even if there is no striker like Wan Le in front, an ordinary center (such as Flanders) who can fight the ball and get high scores agrees to maintain the team's lower limit. If you call Muller back and put Werner in front of him, it is estimated that he will be expelled from the German Football Association at the end of the European Cup.

Kaka: There are two teachers in front, either asking Flanders to play 423 1, or learning from Tuchel to play 352, Werner Havertz, and Muller's front waist. But in this case, those wingers have no place.

@ Fish Porridge Wen Lan: Mueller: Who are you?

@ Team Pet and President and Old Buffon in Black: Erwa: At the beginning, you wanted to separate. When you are separated, you are separated. ?

@ ?丶丶: Who said that Germany has no center, not Werner ~ ~

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Fulham's last five seasons: 20 17-20 18 season: British Championship; 20 18-20 19 season: premier league; 20 19-2020 season: British Championship; 2020-202 1 season: premier league; 202 1-2022 season: British Championship ...

@Kenmichi: Fulham and West Brom's defense predicted today's situation like paper in several rounds.

@ Kaurala hahaha: Norwich and Fulham have never met. . .

@ Tiaotou Cake and Tangtuan's Happy Life: Come up to earn a share, and go down to eat full subsidies to bully others. ...

Dorothy in silver boots: Farmer, this elevator is so exciting.

Wulin Lubai: Fulham: See you next season.

After the game, the fans took photos of 37-year-old Groningen winger Robben riding his bike home.

Uncle Lao Neng: Commuting distance is an important factor in choosing a job.

@ jingjingjingjing: Retirement and reemployment of the elderly [doge]

@Duosmally: Bicycle kingdom reminds me of Chengdu 30 years ago.

@ Don't change your name unless you enter the Champions League _ Milan: I was lucky enough to live in Groningen for a while, and I was really scared by the cycling war there. The 80-year-old grandmother climbed the bridge faster than me by bike.

@ onlymalan: Surprise: Once the first winger in the world football was reduced to riding a bike home. ...

Ceng Cheng's rib fracture, Peng Xinli's fibula fracture.

@ Red Bristle 12 18: There seems to be Ceng Cheng in the national football team list, so it's time to make up. Does Wang still have a chance?

@ Jingjing Jingjing Ceng Cheng has had bad luck in recent years and has always been injured inexplicably.

@ Yu Jie 2020: I wish the two players a speedy recovery. I'm going to start the "residual array" mode again

@Yes_HGG: Chi Wenyi can't say anything until she announces a concussion. The contrast between the two goalkeepers shows the gap.

@ Jingjing Jingjing: We didn't protect the international players and added chaos to President Chen.

@ Dalian Football City: Tell a joke: I broke two ribs and insisted on playing the game. The pool was wiped to the ground and replaced! I wish you both a speedy recovery!

Bakambu scored twice and Beijing Guoan beat Wuhan.

@ Mr. Li Pengyuan: I am also happy today [allow sadness]

@ Li Yiyi Yue: Disdain the simple happiness of an empty door [haha]

@ 丫丫丫丫丫丫: Chi Zhongguo is too embarrassed [allow sorrow] not to add two? Really?

@ 丫丫丫丫丫丫丫: You still have three international players in Wuhan who are the most outrageous [eat melons] [eat melons] [eat melons].

@ Su 2030: Before the game, I said that Wuhan would have a psychological advantage and would like to eat Guoan in one bite. The result was not only right, but I didn't expect to be so anxious. Guoan's offensive efficiency is not high, and Chi Zhongguo is the key point. He is now the person who changes the ball in the middle and back court! In addition, Guoan's yellow card is a bit too much. In the second half, Guoan wasted three excellent opportunities, two of which were saved by the goalkeeper. What a pity!

@2 Dao: Those who didn't watch the ball: Shit, BKB scored twice! Watching the ball: Damn, happiness has missed so many opportunities. . . Those who didn't watch the ball: Guoan's possession rate is still quite high. Watching the ball: Guoan won today.

Guoan fans shouted "Li Withdraw" and also shouted "Li Withdraw".

@ Li Xuan R9: Guoan fans shouted "Li class dismissed" and "Li class dismissed". Is it okay to beat children in rainy days?

@ Juyue and Siqi: I don't think it's a big deal. As long as you don't swear or attack, it's normal for other people to run or be cynical inside and outside the football field. In the final analysis, it is an extension of the entanglement between Mount Tai and Guoan ~ @ Orangeflame: Guoan has a deep hatred not only with Mount Tai, but also with Wuhan.

@ 中中中中中中中: This virtue also has the luxury to take care of others and not look at yourself. Foreign teachers who spend a lot of money will finish class every year.

Shao Wei recorded a triple double of 182 in his career.

@ 7th Steven Liu Mamba: My second brother is invincible in the world.

@ Qureshi: It's a cliche. You may not know the concept of Shao Wei 182 triple double history triple double king. To put it simply, Wiggins only won a triple-double once in his eight-year career, and he had to get a 182 triple-double to get 3477. @NBA Tax Commissioner: Wiggins: So, it seems not impossible?

@202 1 Dead English Band 4 and Band 6: I thought that Lu Bu was invincible in the world, but I didn't expect anyone to be braver than him. Whose department is this?

When Shao Wei made nine assists, he passed it to me, but I didn't vote: Sorry Shao Wei.

Clarkson 4 1, Curry 36 points, Warriors narrowly beat Jazz.

@ Qureshi: I want to award this mvp to Clarkson. The last section 24, directly surrounding the warriors, is the best sixth person!

@ White Rabbit 30: 60+, excellent performance; 50+, play well; 40+, quite satisfactory; 30+, in poor condition; 20+, Robbie, drag it into the meeting

@ Refuse to swim Tangyuan: I don't know which team is so fierce?

Lillard's 34-point Rockets lost to the Trail Blazers and locked in the bottom.

@francholas: Lillard's efficient output in recent days has been ignored by many people.

@ Qureshi: Rockets: I wanted to win the first place with the performance at the bottom of the league. I've laid my cards on the table and can start winning! ?

@ I want to change my name but I don't know what to change: Cunningham Fragments+1.

@sky77s7: The rocket lost double digits. .

@ Love Yourself More Louis: Husky admits to admit defeat.

@- 1Tracy: Rocket: I didn't expect that. It's amazing. I locked it, didn't I?

The letter brother scored 28 points, and the Spurs beat the Bucks by double digits.

@ jingjingjingjing: I stabbed four people at 20+, and 19 stabbed two people; 87 points at half-time, a new team record ... Today's state, it is estimated that whoever comes will send it. ...

@ Qureshi: Warrior: Stay back.

@ DuDu Little Wolf: Win the Lakers Clippers away and beat the Bucks. This is the spurs ~

@ Zhao Si Brook: Adebayor thanked the Spurs and Nets? @ Wesson Gun: You're welcome, the next fight is your net ~

@ Yao: After leading by more than 20 points in the first half, the fear of being led by the Green Army's 32-point reversal still exists, which scared me to turn off the live broadcast.

Grizzlies sent 19 blocks to the audience.

@ Shao Wei passed it to me when I had 9 assists, but I didn't vote: Pang Hu: I wasn't there, and I could still be covered 19 times? ?

@L.Ty: Even the essence of peristalsis can be fanned four times. Is this a bird with a broken wing?

@ Xu Kun rings the doorbell: Five point guards 5-0 free throw show.

The Lakers will release a new documentary next year.

@-The first bite of cake: Isn't it pre-Sun Yue era, Sun Yue era and post-Sun Yue era? [doge]

@ Almost _ Sir _ _: Zhan Mei … times? @ 丫丫丫丫丫丫 C: The documentary about the history of our team is not an NBA documentary.

@ Chen Xiaoer Mai: There is no Thackeray era?

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