Who has more colorful jokes?

1. In the cinema, Xiao Wang found himself sitting next to a beautiful and sexy girl. He couldn't help putting his hand on her leg. The girl was startled, turned to look, leaned against Xiao Wang's ear and whispered, 30 minutes later, if you don't stop, I will call the police for help!

2. A male colleague bought a new mobile phone and wrapped it in a leather case. A female colleague fiddled with her mobile phone and said, "What condom did you use? Don't use condoms. How uncomfortable! " The male colleague replied: "Condoms are clean and safe!"

Two female colleagues didn't go to work today. After asking, I realized that last night, because a female colleague's husband was not at home, she was afraid that she would be afraid at night, so she asked another female colleague to go to her house to sleep with her. As a result, her husband came back in the middle of the night, worried that his wife would lie down along the bed without turning on the light. In summer, everyone knows that she wears little clothes, so her husband puts his hand directly into the next small room. That stupid female colleague forgot that she was in someone else's house and was very cooperative. ..... Up to now, the two families are still making trouble. ...

The couple are shopping and walking, discussing harassment. My husband suddenly reached out and touched his wife's chest quickly, and then asked, "Is this harassment?" The wife was furious and said to her husband, "Please! It's outside now! " The husband looked puzzled and asked his wife, "Do you want to put your hand in?"

There is a big lock on the door, and the golden key is inserted voluntarily, but it can't be opened. The humble iron key came and he got into the keyhole. With a slight turn, the lock was easily opened. The iron key proudly said, "Golden key, do you know why ordinary people can open this lock?" Because I am her original match, I know her heart best. "Golden key a face of disdain:" I am sick can understand your daughter-in-law's heart? "I will play with it. ...